Congratulations drunk raccoon on making it into my all time favorite story list.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
apnews.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Congratulations drunk raccoon on making it into my all time favorite story list.
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"God, everyone sucks so much in this—you really have to pick the brain worm." slate.com/culture/2025...
Olivia Nuzzi’s Much-Hyped Book Was Always Going to Be Self-Serving. It’s So Much Worse Than That.
God, everyone sucks so much in American Canto.
slate.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"God, everyone sucks so much in this—you really have to pick the brain worm." slate.com/culture/2025...
Heartbreaking.
“There is no vision, no game plan, and no commitment to build on existing traffic.”
A scathing exit letter from @glennkessler.bsky.social, who spent nearly three decades at the Washpost.
A scathing exit letter from @glennkessler.bsky.social, who spent nearly three decades at the Washpost.
“What should The Post do to appeal more to Fox News viewers?”
Washington Post publisher Will Lewis to (former Post) factchecker Glenn Kessler:
Washington Post publisher Will Lewis to (former Post) factchecker Glenn Kessler:
August 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Heartbreaking.
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The Phanatic is a real son of a bitch.
July 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The Phanatic is a real son of a bitch.
Omg
Learned last night that we’re getting a Netflix miniseries on the Garfield assassination with Michael Shannon as Garfield and Nick Offerman as Chester A. Arthur, and how are we not all talking about this? www.netflix.com/tudum/articl...
May 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Omg
Was reminded of this gem of a story.
Iowa wrestlers banned for campus rabbit hunt
Two University of Iowa wrestlers have been suspended from the team after they were arrested for illegally hunting rabbits on campus.
www.espn.com
November 28, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Was reminded of this gem of a story.
Threads feels like it’s permanently stuck on the for you setting on Twitter and boy that sucks.
November 23, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Threads feels like it’s permanently stuck on the for you setting on Twitter and boy that sucks.
This is my second favorite news story of all time: the guy who took a parrot and a zebra to the bar.
Police: Drinking man brought zebra, parrot along for ride | CNN
The charge is rather routine – an Iowa man was arrested over the weekend, accused of operating a vehicle while intoxicated, according to a police report. What makes this case unusual are the passenger...
www.cnn.com
November 15, 2024 at 8:28 PM
This is my second favorite news story of all time: the guy who took a parrot and a zebra to the bar.
This is my favorite news story of all time: the guy who tried to crucify himself.
nypost.com/2004/03/17/t...
nypost.com/2004/03/17/t...
THE PASSION OF THE IDIOT: SELF-CRUCIFIXION FAILS
A delusional man who apparently believed he was Jesus Christ built a wooden cross and tried to nail his hands to it in a horrific bid to re-create the crucifixion, police say. But after hammering a…
nypost.com
November 15, 2024 at 8:26 PM
This is my favorite news story of all time: the guy who tried to crucify himself.
nypost.com/2004/03/17/t...
nypost.com/2004/03/17/t...
My Twitter account is now deactivated. Fifteen years. Buh bye.
November 11, 2024 at 12:30 AM
My Twitter account is now deactivated. Fifteen years. Buh bye.
I miss the sports content from Xitter but otherwise I like it here.
November 10, 2024 at 2:59 AM
I miss the sports content from Xitter but otherwise I like it here.
Finally deleted the bird app.
I can’t in good conscience even look at it anymore.
I can’t in good conscience even look at it anymore.
November 6, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Finally deleted the bird app.
I can’t in good conscience even look at it anymore.
I can’t in good conscience even look at it anymore.