involuntaryorange
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reluctant citrus with a lot of wasted potential
"Oh, Brenda thinks she's SO COOL with her tuft, doesn't she. She'd better stay on her side of the Rockies or her flanks won't be the only part that's red."
-a plain titmouse
-a plain titmouse
February 19, 2026 at 4:44 AM
"Oh, Brenda thinks she's SO COOL with her tuft, doesn't she. She'd better stay on her side of the Rockies or her flanks won't be the only part that's red."
-a plain titmouse
-a plain titmouse
Pro tip for my fellow sensory-spicy people: cut the legs off an old pair of socks and put them around your wrists when you wash your face so the water doesn't run all the way down your arms
February 19, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Pro tip for my fellow sensory-spicy people: cut the legs off an old pair of socks and put them around your wrists when you wash your face so the water doesn't run all the way down your arms
I got hoes but I'm not a Hozier
February 19, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I got hoes but I'm not a Hozier
It's because the left is framed as effeminate and only women scold and nag. When the right does it it's manly commanding
I find it frustrating that the left has been characterized as more prone to scolding when the right’s entire culture is built on an openly insidious kind of scolding
February 18, 2026 at 3:48 PM
It's because the left is framed as effeminate and only women scold and nag. When the right does it it's manly commanding
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Oh you use genAI because you "aren't good at drawing"? Well neither was NicholasJudy456 but HE had the courage of his convictions
February 8, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Oh you use genAI because you "aren't good at drawing"? Well neither was NicholasJudy456 but HE had the courage of his convictions
Printing out before-and-afters from the breast reduction subreddit to take to my surgery consult, like a kid circling things in the Toys'R'Us Christmas catalog
February 18, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Printing out before-and-afters from the breast reduction subreddit to take to my surgery consult, like a kid circling things in the Toys'R'Us Christmas catalog
The mortifying ordeal of leaving your phone in a bathroom stall at work and then a colleague finds it and knows it's yours because it has your ID card and hands it in to the department secretary who gives it back to you in front of the department chair while saying it was found in the bathroom
February 17, 2026 at 7:10 PM
The mortifying ordeal of leaving your phone in a bathroom stall at work and then a colleague finds it and knows it's yours because it has your ID card and hands it in to the department secretary who gives it back to you in front of the department chair while saying it was found in the bathroom
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douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
The perfect product for my Ace pride party
February 15, 2026 at 9:19 PM
The perfect product for my Ace pride party
Next he's going to have himself declared sane by three different psychiatrists
INBOX: Rep. Thomas Massie, who has enraged Trump for his insistence on blocking tariffs and releasing the Epstein files according to the law, just issued what is widely known among Chinese dissidents as "a declaration of no suicidal intent" (不自殺聲明), a sign of extreme distress.
February 14, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Next he's going to have himself declared sane by three different psychiatrists
I wish the cat siblings on my bus route who cuddle up in their apartment window every morning knew how important they are to me
February 12, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I wish the cat siblings on my bus route who cuddle up in their apartment window every morning knew how important they are to me
A fun fact about me is that I still remember all of the lyrics to the song from the 1997 "Town Without Milk" commercial, in Spanish, because in 8th grade a friend and I translated and performed it as a Spanish class project
February 11, 2026 at 9:44 PM
A fun fact about me is that I still remember all of the lyrics to the song from the 1997 "Town Without Milk" commercial, in Spanish, because in 8th grade a friend and I translated and performed it as a Spanish class project
I do not like this pigtailed turtle
February 11, 2026 at 4:33 AM
I do not like this pigtailed turtle
For years I've been looking for a good vegetarian way to add protein to my mac and cheese and have finally found the solution: frozen shelled edamame
February 9, 2026 at 5:06 PM
For years I've been looking for a good vegetarian way to add protein to my mac and cheese and have finally found the solution: frozen shelled edamame
Oh you use genAI because you "aren't good at drawing"? Well neither was NicholasJudy456 but HE had the courage of his convictions
February 8, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Oh you use genAI because you "aren't good at drawing"? Well neither was NicholasJudy456 but HE had the courage of his convictions
This Pepperidge Farm cookie collection has reassured me that my lifelong commitment to Milanos, though the product of a lack of curiosity, was in fact the right call
February 7, 2026 at 3:02 AM
This Pepperidge Farm cookie collection has reassured me that my lifelong commitment to Milanos, though the product of a lack of curiosity, was in fact the right call
Is this the IBS version of beast mode
February 7, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Is this the IBS version of beast mode
Every so often I'll remember an album that I listened to non-stop in high school and wonder if it holds up, and I can report that DMB's "Crash" absolutely holds up. "Two Step" still an all-time banger. Plus now that I can get stoned I feel like I'm poised to appreciate DMB even more
February 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Every so often I'll remember an album that I listened to non-stop in high school and wonder if it holds up, and I can report that DMB's "Crash" absolutely holds up. "Two Step" still an all-time banger. Plus now that I can get stoned I feel like I'm poised to appreciate DMB even more
What the fuck
My period is swiftly approaching so I feel it appropriate to remind us what our uterus actually looks like inside of our bodies…because for some reason, to this day, women’s bodies go unstudied and are never depicted properly
February 6, 2026 at 4:59 PM
What the fuck
"Acumen" sounds like it should be some sort of bodily secretion
February 6, 2026 at 4:03 PM
"Acumen" sounds like it should be some sort of bodily secretion
This is also what happened to that high jumper. He got confused about what sport he was competing in
February 6, 2026 at 5:30 AM
This is also what happened to that high jumper. He got confused about what sport he was competing in
Some prime 1980s material here
February 6, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Some prime 1980s material here
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did you guys know that penguin random house really is owned by a penguin. now don’t go getting too excited, as the penguin is famously an asshole
February 4, 2026 at 12:43 PM
did you guys know that penguin random house really is owned by a penguin. now don’t go getting too excited, as the penguin is famously an asshole