goof lagoon
@innajiffy.bsky.social
it’s cool to be kind ✌🏽 they⚡️them, a gendy nooch if you will
Overheard a boomer teacher another boomer how to use the Find my phone feature
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Overheard a boomer teacher another boomer how to use the Find my phone feature
Is it surprising to anyone that a people Oprah platformed turned out to be horrible people? Grass is green, sky is blue.
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Is it surprising to anyone that a people Oprah platformed turned out to be horrible people? Grass is green, sky is blue.
Ok but Zac Efron 😏
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Ok but Zac Efron 😏
I know the outfit calls for boots, but my feet yearn for the sneaks. Comfort alwaysssss over fashion.
November 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I know the outfit calls for boots, but my feet yearn for the sneaks. Comfort alwaysssss over fashion.
Today, I managed to zip my upper eyelid to my sweater.
a man with a mustache is laying on a couch and says screaming
ALT: a man with a mustache is laying on a couch and says screaming
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November 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Today, I managed to zip my upper eyelid to my sweater.
& AS OF TONIGHT, LED BY AN IMMIGRANT
jerry from tom and jerry is crying with tears of joy written underneath him
ALT: jerry from tom and jerry is crying with tears of joy written underneath him
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November 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
& AS OF TONIGHT, LED BY AN IMMIGRANT
Shut the fuck up David Harbour.
November 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Shut the fuck up David Harbour.
I have been almost completely no contact with my parents in the last year....... and in a few days we will be under the same roof for a month.
a man wearing a white sweater says deep breaths
ALT: a man wearing a white sweater says deep breaths
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October 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I have been almost completely no contact with my parents in the last year....... and in a few days we will be under the same roof for a month.
Dumbing everything down. Returning to analog.
October 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Dumbing everything down. Returning to analog.
Fuck Off Keira Knightly.
October 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Fuck Off Keira Knightly.
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Using ChatGPT
What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?
August 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Using ChatGPT
Had a coworker just tell me ChatGPT was good for resume writing. I said, "well, so is my brain!" Tf????
October 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Had a coworker just tell me ChatGPT was good for resume writing. I said, "well, so is my brain!" Tf????
I wanna know which boat I'm seeing right now on this associated press live feed!!!!! Gah
October 2, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I wanna know which boat I'm seeing right now on this associated press live feed!!!!! Gah
How hard is it to mind your own body?
September 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
How hard is it to mind your own body?
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Nobody is “grooming” your kids to be gay or trans but people ARE grooming them to be Nazis.
September 3, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Nobody is “grooming” your kids to be gay or trans but people ARE grooming them to be Nazis.
"If you're morally corrupt, you're automatically chopped!"
August 31, 2025 at 1:22 PM
"If you're morally corrupt, you're automatically chopped!"
really unfair to have to tolerate how advertisements are in everything. now i'm having to see AI everywhere. I did not consent to that. turn it off!
August 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
really unfair to have to tolerate how advertisements are in everything. now i'm having to see AI everywhere. I did not consent to that. turn it off!
the nerve of Spotify to suspend my account like theyre not the thieveing corporation they are
August 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
the nerve of Spotify to suspend my account like theyre not the thieveing corporation they are
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*opens up your fridge and sees you have 2% milk* hey bro you need to charge your milk
August 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
*opens up your fridge and sees you have 2% milk* hey bro you need to charge your milk
Biggest flex: I have never gotten into cryptocurrency/bitcoin. Similarly, I will not be participating in this chatgpt/AI nonsense.
August 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Biggest flex: I have never gotten into cryptocurrency/bitcoin. Similarly, I will not be participating in this chatgpt/AI nonsense.
My smartphone anxiety just keeps worsening every year!!! I do not like being so accessible!! I fucking hate it. Leave me alooooOoOone
August 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
My smartphone anxiety just keeps worsening every year!!! I do not like being so accessible!! I fucking hate it. Leave me alooooOoOone
Thought the plural of horse was horsi for a high second
August 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Thought the plural of horse was horsi for a high second
Cycling between keeping myself informed and dissociating is taking its toll on meeeeeeeeee
August 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Cycling between keeping myself informed and dissociating is taking its toll on meeeeeeeeee
Why do the straights care so much about us?
August 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Why do the straights care so much about us?
I forget I cannot read more than one book at a time! Now, I have to start this book over because who did what now?!?
August 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I forget I cannot read more than one book at a time! Now, I have to start this book over because who did what now?!?