flat white denier
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flat white denier
@inkwinkle.bsky.social
· Apr 13
we are living in a time of unprecedented ghost to machine ratios
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Banjo-Tooie Ending E
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Banjo-Tooie Ending E
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you will order the 4 for $4
November 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
you will order the 4 for $4
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the new Steam Machine looks pretty kool
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
the new Steam Machine looks pretty kool
if i had a dollar for every time I got into an australian comedian group and afterward found out they were still making references to the matrix in present day, I would have two dollars, which isnt a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice!
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 AM
if i had a dollar for every time I got into an australian comedian group and afterward found out they were still making references to the matrix in present day, I would have two dollars, which isnt a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice!
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I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
June 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
good news: sources of stress in the office have been greatly diminished
bad news: theyre reinstating me as office DJ, rip scrobbles
bad news: theyre reinstating me as office DJ, rip scrobbles
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
good news: sources of stress in the office have been greatly diminished
bad news: theyre reinstating me as office DJ, rip scrobbles
bad news: theyre reinstating me as office DJ, rip scrobbles
i prefer white wine to red and honestly i think a solid 70% of that preference is just preferring chilled drink to room temperature
November 9, 2025 at 8:38 AM
i prefer white wine to red and honestly i think a solid 70% of that preference is just preferring chilled drink to room temperature
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Yes I spent my valuable time on earth making a theoretical Edgar Allen Poe game for Gameboy.
November 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Yes I spent my valuable time on earth making a theoretical Edgar Allen Poe game for Gameboy.
i find this particular wall of the brisbane wendys to be particularly eldritch, for they have fashioned it from the very braids of god-queen Wendy
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 AM
i find this particular wall of the brisbane wendys to be particularly eldritch, for they have fashioned it from the very braids of god-queen Wendy
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you'll definitely wanna go and make sure because turns out they had engaged the nanny locks for everything on mine
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
you'll definitely wanna go and make sure because turns out they had engaged the nanny locks for everything on mine
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Congratulations to the Cuomo team: it takes a lot of dedication and money to lose one election twice.
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Congratulations to the Cuomo team: it takes a lot of dedication and money to lose one election twice.
everything theyre saying about the new florence and the machine is true (it's great)
November 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
everything theyre saying about the new florence and the machine is true (it's great)
waking up at 6am and putting the fan in a belligerant attempt to wear my fancy new cardigan in summer
November 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
waking up at 6am and putting the fan in a belligerant attempt to wear my fancy new cardigan in summer
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as a child, i was first exposed to the concept of evil through my awareness of dick cheney
November 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
as a child, i was first exposed to the concept of evil through my awareness of dick cheney
maybe invisalign will fix me. maybe i'll never need dental work ever again (until the regrowing teeth get on market)
November 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
maybe invisalign will fix me. maybe i'll never need dental work ever again (until the regrowing teeth get on market)
this is so on point that Im mad I didnt come up with it first
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
this is so on point that Im mad I didnt come up with it first
october report, a little bit late
November 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
october report, a little bit late
so Im thinking about switching to rounder glasses
November 3, 2025 at 6:40 AM
so Im thinking about switching to rounder glasses
guy that gives a standing ovation when the band goes "and give out some applause for you, the fans, for supporting us :)"
November 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
guy that gives a standing ovation when the band goes "and give out some applause for you, the fans, for supporting us :)"
i never finished adventure time, so learning that huntress wizard is a main character now is crazy
October 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
i never finished adventure time, so learning that huntress wizard is a main character now is crazy
the new version of Hold Back The Night has a cheeky little guitar or bass? riff in parts of it that I think is new, and Im crazy about it
October 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
the new version of Hold Back The Night has a cheeky little guitar or bass? riff in parts of it that I think is new, and Im crazy about it
the things i do for my stupid coworkers who didnt even eat any
October 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
the things i do for my stupid coworkers who didnt even eat any
i didnt have enough time to finish fishing wizard, so Im just a regular old fishing man
October 31, 2025 at 6:35 AM
i didnt have enough time to finish fishing wizard, so Im just a regular old fishing man
please god dont let tomorrow's storms cancel our concert 🙏
October 31, 2025 at 6:03 AM
please god dont let tomorrow's storms cancel our concert 🙏
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everyone's favorite sea creature!
October 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
everyone's favorite sea creature!