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flat white denier
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Legionnaire of Nowhere | adult | she/her | partners in slime ❤️ @luchtja.bsky.social
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we are living in a time of unprecedented ghost to machine ratios
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sexting me:
January 14, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Im always like "[resigned sigh] i guess i should check instagram once today"
January 14, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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Eraserhead baby labubu
August 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
wowowowow good job!!!
November 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Banjo-Tooie Ending E
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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you will order the 4 for $4
November 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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the new Steam Machine looks pretty kool
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
if i had a dollar for every time I got into an australian comedian group and afterward found out they were still making references to the matrix in present day, I would have two dollars, which isnt a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice!
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
June 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
good news: sources of stress in the office have been greatly diminished

bad news: theyre reinstating me as office DJ, rip scrobbles
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
i prefer white wine to red and honestly i think a solid 70% of that preference is just preferring chilled drink to room temperature
November 9, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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Yes I spent my valuable time on earth making a theoretical Edgar Allen Poe game for Gameboy.
November 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
u should look up the tiktoks for it
November 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
that's exactly what it is, because it's the first ever / currently only Wendys in australia. so they made it into some kind of instagram nightmare haus. Burger was good tho
November 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
i find this particular wall of the brisbane wendys to be particularly eldritch, for they have fashioned it from the very braids of god-queen Wendy
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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you'll definitely wanna go and make sure because turns out they had engaged the nanny locks for everything on mine
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Congratulations to the Cuomo team: it takes a lot of dedication and money to lose one election twice.
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
everything theyre saying about the new florence and the machine is true (it's great)
November 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
waking up at 6am and putting the fan in a belligerant attempt to wear my fancy new cardigan in summer
November 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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as a child, i was first exposed to the concept of evil through my awareness of dick cheney
November 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
me when i get my dentist prescribed chew toy
November 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
maybe invisalign will fix me. maybe i'll never need dental work ever again (until the regrowing teeth get on market)
November 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
this is so on point that Im mad I didnt come up with it first
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
october report, a little bit late
November 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM