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Trump Absent-Mindedly Snacks On Constitution
Trump Absent-Mindedly Snacks On Constitution
December 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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toonholechris.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social
merr chrismas
A totally normal Santa who isn’t three kobolds in a Santa coat
December 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
infinitepenguins.bsky.social
dose anyone know where the love of god go when the gales of November comes early? @cephaloponce.bsky.social @zaneliske.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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ready2startshow.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social
We’re just normal men
October 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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dungeonbitch.bsky.social
*maniacal laughter*
September 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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fridaypacific.bsky.social
September 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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tabymeow.lesbian.cat
blåhaj in front of the trans flag with text: every time you reskeet this image a trans person gets a blåhaj
September 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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thereddot.bsky.social
Stay Tuned
September 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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lordaslan.bsky.social
gm
August 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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sphealposting.bsky.social
Stick figure meme of a man wearing a hat by an open door with text "are u ok?" In the corner is another stick figure sat at a desk holding pokemon rumble spheal with text "yes" and little hearts by their head
August 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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lordaslan.bsky.social
Accurate
August 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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gatorsdaily.bsky.social
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP
July 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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nellucnhoj.bsky.social
4 panel comic P1: a cartoon version of John McLane from Die Hard, on his trademark messy vest, and with his feet all bloodied from shards of glass. A dark cityscape is behind, as wind whips about him. The text "Dramatic Establishing Music" is above him, bookended by musical notes P2: POV pans in for a closeup of John's shoulder, on which a bearded besuited man (Hans Gruber) and a blonde guy in a tracksuit --machine gun slung over his shoulder-- stand. The former says "JOHN DIE HARD. We handsome Eurotrash have taken over your body." The latter -- leaning down, hands cupped to the sides of his mouth-- shouts "Ja! Und vee had pooped in your body, John Die Hard!" P3: We pan all the way back to reveal the John we saw before is a towering construct on "John Die Hard Plaza." The real McLane stands in the foreground, loading a pistol with a "kchak" as he mutters "motherfucker" P4: a poster for a movie called "DIE HARD BUT JOHN DIE HARD'S BODY HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY HANDSOME EUROTRASH"
December 5, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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tabymeow.lesbian.cat
#boost
blåhaj in front of the trans flag with the text: blåhaj says trans rights reskeet to say trans rights with blåhaj
July 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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fridaypacific.bsky.social
July 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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n-auchterlounie.bsky.social
Er... Hello!?!
July 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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garthtoons.bsky.social
Reposting this one for the Fourth.

Follow for more cartoons.
July 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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cynicalhistorian.bsky.social
Umberto Eco is the most commonly cited checklist for labeling a movement cryptofascist or protofascist, yet it somehow misses the most important and defining aspect of those things - seeking total power to restore a ethnic character. Without authoritarianism or nationalism, it's not fascist
July 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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cerberusxt.bsky.social
True.
A pride parade attendant holding a sign with "statistically more likely to be a sex predator more than anyone here" pointing at a dude holding a sign with "pride goes before destruction and a naughty spirit before a fall" written on it.
June 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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fridaypacific.bsky.social
June 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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cephaloponce.bsky.social
@infinitepenguins.bsky.social @zaneliske.bsky.social it's that time of the week again
June 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social
We’re just normal men
June 16, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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awd.bsky.social
#nokings
June 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM