indy
@indigosbones.bsky.social
28y/o lesbian cat mom. retired from a life of crime (mostly) they/them FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE
i hate a "gee i wish i smoked so i could take breaks" ass coworker!!! just take a fucking break girl literally no one will kill you for it
February 11, 2026 at 2:23 AM
i hate a "gee i wish i smoked so i could take breaks" ass coworker!!! just take a fucking break girl literally no one will kill you for it
conversations with my wife:
me: how do i look? what would you think if you didn't know me and saw me walking down the street?
wife: gay
m: is that it?
w: pretty
m: okay cool. would you try to talk to me?
w: no because im socially anxious
me: how do i look? what would you think if you didn't know me and saw me walking down the street?
wife: gay
m: is that it?
w: pretty
m: okay cool. would you try to talk to me?
w: no because im socially anxious
February 10, 2026 at 6:01 PM
conversations with my wife:
me: how do i look? what would you think if you didn't know me and saw me walking down the street?
wife: gay
m: is that it?
w: pretty
m: okay cool. would you try to talk to me?
w: no because im socially anxious
me: how do i look? what would you think if you didn't know me and saw me walking down the street?
wife: gay
m: is that it?
w: pretty
m: okay cool. would you try to talk to me?
w: no because im socially anxious
dentist office receptionist was definitely a little thrown when she asked how i was and i said "really truly terrible"
February 10, 2026 at 4:06 PM
dentist office receptionist was definitely a little thrown when she asked how i was and i said "really truly terrible"
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I explained gay in like two seconds, that was easy, and then she asked me to explain electricity
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I explained gay in like two seconds, that was easy, and then she asked me to explain electricity
fuck 12 abolish the police and whatnot , however, if you piss me off then go to jail immediately and the police are on their way
February 10, 2026 at 3:44 AM
fuck 12 abolish the police and whatnot , however, if you piss me off then go to jail immediately and the police are on their way
haters will say if you're fat you cant wear a turtle neck but they're wrong
February 10, 2026 at 12:37 AM
haters will say if you're fat you cant wear a turtle neck but they're wrong
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i spit nasty bloody spitty water all over my dental hygienists pants just now. how's your day going?
February 6, 2026 at 6:52 PM
i spit nasty bloody spitty water all over my dental hygienists pants just now. how's your day going?
that's a fish barcode
February 4, 2026 at 5:52 PM
that's a fish barcode
we're a cussing family but my mom just told me to watch my fuckin mouth 😲
February 1, 2026 at 9:47 PM
we're a cussing family but my mom just told me to watch my fuckin mouth 😲
my agoraphobia is really infuriating and i know the only answer is exposure therapy but when i work up the courage to DO the exposure im like meh ill just kms instead LOL
January 31, 2026 at 4:31 AM
my agoraphobia is really infuriating and i know the only answer is exposure therapy but when i work up the courage to DO the exposure im like meh ill just kms instead LOL
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red wine vinegar supernova
January 31, 2026 at 3:45 AM
red wine vinegar supernova
left my friends house earlier than i wanted because i had to poop
January 31, 2026 at 4:11 AM
left my friends house earlier than i wanted because i had to poop
chat i made too many big plans today and things changed last minute so instead i cried for an hour and now i will just be sitting at home autistically
January 30, 2026 at 10:39 PM
chat i made too many big plans today and things changed last minute so instead i cried for an hour and now i will just be sitting at home autistically
wait stop i'm watching a video of someone cooking and cutting onions and i'm NOT LYING my eyes started burning what just happened
January 30, 2026 at 10:36 PM
wait stop i'm watching a video of someone cooking and cutting onions and i'm NOT LYING my eyes started burning what just happened
every ice agent will pay for their sins on earth and in hell
January 26, 2026 at 9:04 PM
every ice agent will pay for their sins on earth and in hell
shoutout to Pot Roast the big fat ass orange cat for coming into my bedroom to take a stinky shit and not covering it
January 25, 2026 at 11:22 PM
shoutout to Pot Roast the big fat ass orange cat for coming into my bedroom to take a stinky shit and not covering it
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It’s just so disgusting that democrats are pushing this “untrained” angle. Their training is not the fucking problem you ghouls.
January 24, 2026 at 4:32 PM
It’s just so disgusting that democrats are pushing this “untrained” angle. Their training is not the fucking problem you ghouls.
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all ICE agents go to hell <3
January 25, 2026 at 12:15 AM
all ICE agents go to hell <3
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Doesn’t it make you crazy? Doesn’t it turn your blood to fucking gasoline?
People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie
January 24, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Doesn’t it make you crazy? Doesn’t it turn your blood to fucking gasoline?
i think my family dog that we've had since i was 15 is going to die soon 😭😭😭💔💔
January 24, 2026 at 7:00 PM
i think my family dog that we've had since i was 15 is going to die soon 😭😭😭💔💔
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[deleting 200 words] I'm mad about this!
January 24, 2026 at 6:25 PM
[deleting 200 words] I'm mad about this!
*hilary wtf i'm fake
hillary duff was my first crush
January 22, 2026 at 5:56 PM
*hilary wtf i'm fake