indy
@indigosbones.bsky.social
28y/o lesbian cat mom. retired from a life of crime (mostly) they/them
i'm gonna figure out how to synthesize my own quaaludes
December 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
i'm gonna figure out how to synthesize my own quaaludes
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My cats are so bad. I hope reincarnation is real so they come back as humans with all of their cat memories and have to spend 120 years thinking about how naughty they were as little cats. Pot Roast just launched himself onto my stomach and now I feel nauseous. He also just sunk his claw into my toe
December 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
My cats are so bad. I hope reincarnation is real so they come back as humans with all of their cat memories and have to spend 120 years thinking about how naughty they were as little cats. Pot Roast just launched himself onto my stomach and now I feel nauseous. He also just sunk his claw into my toe
piracy is so fake like obviously that's not a crime
December 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
piracy is so fake like obviously that's not a crime
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wait I found the full video
December 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
wait I found the full video
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this strip was my wife's idea and guess who's been at the ER for stomach stuff for the last three hours
December 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
this strip was my wife's idea and guess who's been at the ER for stomach stuff for the last three hours
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December 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
this is the hat of an 8 y/o i work with. i asked it if he was borrowing it from his dad and he said nope i picked it out just for me :)
December 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
this is the hat of an 8 y/o i work with. i asked it if he was borrowing it from his dad and he said nope i picked it out just for me :)
i'm nearly 9 months sober.. it's almost like i could be having a baby soon
December 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
i'm nearly 9 months sober.. it's almost like i could be having a baby soon
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My pet theory is that regular M&Ms are for children, and preferring peanut M&Ms is a sign of maturity (those with allergies don't count)
December 16, 2025 at 12:07 PM
My pet theory is that regular M&Ms are for children, and preferring peanut M&Ms is a sign of maturity (those with allergies don't count)
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Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Become ungovernable
where on this site do i find the weird lesbians, fatties and people that are on the domestic terrorist watch list for a very amazing reason?
December 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
where on this site do i find the weird lesbians, fatties and people that are on the domestic terrorist watch list for a very amazing reason?
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2025 was bad but at least charlie kirk's neck exploded
December 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
2025 was bad but at least charlie kirk's neck exploded
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Me at my wedding two years ago vs me now lmao. I was butch for like 6 years and then decided I want to do whatever I want.
December 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Me at my wedding two years ago vs me now lmao. I was butch for like 6 years and then decided I want to do whatever I want.
x formerly known as twitter is the worst perhaps bluesky will be seeing more of me 🤔
December 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
x formerly known as twitter is the worst perhaps bluesky will be seeing more of me 🤔
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December 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Early modern human open rp:
Hey baby do you want to crawl up into that hard to reach nook in the cave and look at the cow drawing together
Hey baby do you want to crawl up into that hard to reach nook in the cave and look at the cow drawing together
December 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Early modern human open rp:
Hey baby do you want to crawl up into that hard to reach nook in the cave and look at the cow drawing together
Hey baby do you want to crawl up into that hard to reach nook in the cave and look at the cow drawing together
my son is on the honor roll if you even care
December 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
my son is on the honor roll if you even care
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Had a nightmare that my wife unfollowed me
December 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Had a nightmare that my wife unfollowed me
random cis adults when they see me: ah yes, a womanly woman with a womanly figure like a woman
children: are you a boy or a girl?
children: are you a boy or a girl?
December 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
random cis adults when they see me: ah yes, a womanly woman with a womanly figure like a woman
children: are you a boy or a girl?
children: are you a boy or a girl?
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They should make beverages that never run out. You can drink them forever
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
They should make beverages that never run out. You can drink them forever
drug trafficking shouldn't even be illegal if you're like nice about it
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
drug trafficking shouldn't even be illegal if you're like nice about it
stayed behind this chevy tahoe for like 5 miles because they had spongebob playing on the screen in the backseat and i was in the mood for a laugh
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
stayed behind this chevy tahoe for like 5 miles because they had spongebob playing on the screen in the backseat and i was in the mood for a laugh