danielle
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danielle
@impudentearworm.bsky.social
· Nov 15
It's time for Dawseycore fall. Get in losers we're wearing well-mended wool and pining respectfully
"I'm not sure you understand how the program [website] works. I put code [text boxes] into the software [pdf documents]"
Mmhmm got it yes I am the one who doesn't understand how anything works. Huzzah
Mmhmm got it yes I am the one who doesn't understand how anything works. Huzzah
February 19, 2026 at 4:01 PM
"I'm not sure you understand how the program [website] works. I put code [text boxes] into the software [pdf documents]"
Mmhmm got it yes I am the one who doesn't understand how anything works. Huzzah
Mmhmm got it yes I am the one who doesn't understand how anything works. Huzzah
The lady at the taco bell (where I show up haggardly once a month at 930pm or later because choir ran extra late) just told me I look very pretty tonight
February 19, 2026 at 2:45 AM
The lady at the taco bell (where I show up haggardly once a month at 930pm or later because choir ran extra late) just told me I look very pretty tonight
Find someone who cares about you as much as the usps thinks everyone cares about their podcast
February 18, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Find someone who cares about you as much as the usps thinks everyone cares about their podcast
Episcopal priest standing out in thirty four degree weather waving at cars and offering ashes to go
February 18, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Episcopal priest standing out in thirty four degree weather waving at cars and offering ashes to go
Of course hell week at work would coincide with
1. Pms
2. Ash Wednesday
3. An insoluble debate between my credit card and my utility provider requiring literal hours on the phone
1. Pms
2. Ash Wednesday
3. An insoluble debate between my credit card and my utility provider requiring literal hours on the phone
February 17, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Of course hell week at work would coincide with
1. Pms
2. Ash Wednesday
3. An insoluble debate between my credit card and my utility provider requiring literal hours on the phone
1. Pms
2. Ash Wednesday
3. An insoluble debate between my credit card and my utility provider requiring literal hours on the phone
"I didn't look at this but I think it's inaccurate"
February 17, 2026 at 2:50 PM
"I didn't look at this but I think it's inaccurate"
Taco beef & pintos (heavy, heavy spice, sauteed yellow onions) with brown rice, green hot sauce, white cheddar, chopped red onions, and yogurt
February 17, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Taco beef & pintos (heavy, heavy spice, sauteed yellow onions) with brown rice, green hot sauce, white cheddar, chopped red onions, and yogurt
THE DOCUMENT SAYS TARGETS IS THAT SINGULAR OR PLURAL
neither, it refers to the act of targeting. It says "targets the liver"
OH I DIDN'T READ THE WHOLE SENTENCE
neither, it refers to the act of targeting. It says "targets the liver"
OH I DIDN'T READ THE WHOLE SENTENCE
February 16, 2026 at 7:02 PM
THE DOCUMENT SAYS TARGETS IS THAT SINGULAR OR PLURAL
neither, it refers to the act of targeting. It says "targets the liver"
OH I DIDN'T READ THE WHOLE SENTENCE
neither, it refers to the act of targeting. It says "targets the liver"
OH I DIDN'T READ THE WHOLE SENTENCE
"Peter, James, and John fall silent" well that would be the only time so yeah it should probably make it into the transfiguration hymns
February 16, 2026 at 2:54 PM
"Peter, James, and John fall silent" well that would be the only time so yeah it should probably make it into the transfiguration hymns
I keep typing and retyping this but holy cow, the lcms pastors who write set prayers like "and we ask you especially to bless the families of this congregation" need to get out more and potentially talk to, you know, the rest of their congregation.
February 15, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I keep typing and retyping this but holy cow, the lcms pastors who write set prayers like "and we ask you especially to bless the families of this congregation" need to get out more and potentially talk to, you know, the rest of their congregation.
Premillennial
Amillenial
Postmaloneial
Amillenial
Postmaloneial
February 15, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Premillennial
Amillenial
Postmaloneial
Amillenial
Postmaloneial
We keep having issues with the two ladies rooms at church and I am now the go-to person, many people are calling me "toilet lady" which fortunately I find funny
February 15, 2026 at 5:16 PM
We keep having issues with the two ladies rooms at church and I am now the go-to person, many people are calling me "toilet lady" which fortunately I find funny
"If that sweater was my size I'd steal it from you!"
You know what else you could say? "Nice sweater!"
You know what else you could say? "Nice sweater!"
It's hard to tell if it's just a lack of tact or if she genuinely despises me bc today it was "you just keep managing to pick flattering colors! How DO you do that?"
... thanks? (I am still her first point of contact for toilet fixing though)
... thanks? (I am still her first point of contact for toilet fixing though)
The petite woman who sits next to me in choir who always finds a way to tell me how big I am: "well you have the features for substantial jewelry. Me on the other hand... this shirt is extra small and it's still too big"
February 15, 2026 at 5:12 PM
"If that sweater was my size I'd steal it from you!"
You know what else you could say? "Nice sweater!"
You know what else you could say? "Nice sweater!"
I've decided what I need (not really) is a shirt that says "some regrets, coyote"
Anyway, listening to this a lot
Anyway, listening to this a lot
Joni Mitchell - Coyote (The Last Waltz)
YouTube video by MrBroaderSensibilities
youtu.be
February 15, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I've decided what I need (not really) is a shirt that says "some regrets, coyote"
Anyway, listening to this a lot
Anyway, listening to this a lot
Reposted by danielle
They're still out there. The goofs and spoofs. If we can only find them.
Wondermark #1582; Limit Your Scream Time
Wondermark #1582; Limit Your Scream Time
February 14, 2026 at 9:17 PM
They're still out there. The goofs and spoofs. If we can only find them.
Wondermark #1582; Limit Your Scream Time
Wondermark #1582; Limit Your Scream Time
Today required cake
February 13, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Today required cake
bifocal mood
open.spotify.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Still waking up and saw this and thought it said "chicago is scary" and was like, well, they have a point
February 11, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Still waking up and saw this and thought it said "chicago is scary" and was like, well, they have a point
If I took a shot every time I saw my crunchy/trad friends liking "slow living" videos that are very clearly AI, I'd have had several shots
February 11, 2026 at 1:39 AM
If I took a shot every time I saw my crunchy/trad friends liking "slow living" videos that are very clearly AI, I'd have had several shots
Boss was asked to contribute one sentence to be used as a pull-quote for an organization we work with about our relationship with the organization.
Boss used chatgpt to write the sentence. It is word salad. I said, this was an opportunity to say something meaningful.
"Oh whatever"
Boss used chatgpt to write the sentence. It is word salad. I said, this was an opportunity to say something meaningful.
"Oh whatever"
February 10, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Boss was asked to contribute one sentence to be used as a pull-quote for an organization we work with about our relationship with the organization.
Boss used chatgpt to write the sentence. It is word salad. I said, this was an opportunity to say something meaningful.
"Oh whatever"
Boss used chatgpt to write the sentence. It is word salad. I said, this was an opportunity to say something meaningful.
"Oh whatever"
For those who are interested in this kind of thing, these are CT Aldi prices and this is an average fill-in-the-gaps shop (i.e. no meat; not stocking up on anything).
my grocery spend last month (which included stocking up on sale olive oil & ground beef) was about 280
my grocery spend last month (which included stocking up on sale olive oil & ground beef) was about 280
February 10, 2026 at 4:08 PM
For those who are interested in this kind of thing, these are CT Aldi prices and this is an average fill-in-the-gaps shop (i.e. no meat; not stocking up on anything).
my grocery spend last month (which included stocking up on sale olive oil & ground beef) was about 280
my grocery spend last month (which included stocking up on sale olive oil & ground beef) was about 280
I guess the perks of what feels like complete societal collapse on top of winter and my hormones is that I simply do not have any energy left to care that like 6 reconciled transactions got deleted because someone was "cleaning up"
You do you, and you fix it
I'm going for a walk
You do you, and you fix it
I'm going for a walk
February 9, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I guess the perks of what feels like complete societal collapse on top of winter and my hormones is that I simply do not have any energy left to care that like 6 reconciled transactions got deleted because someone was "cleaning up"
You do you, and you fix it
I'm going for a walk
You do you, and you fix it
I'm going for a walk
Absolutely wheezing over weird al's colbert questionnaire. No spoilers it just needs to be seen
February 6, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Absolutely wheezing over weird al's colbert questionnaire. No spoilers it just needs to be seen
Today's theme is "multiple people forgot about or ignored problems and assumed someone else would handle it until the situation was at crisis point and then become fixated and ask danielle every single day if the multiple problems have been resolved"
February 5, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Today's theme is "multiple people forgot about or ignored problems and assumed someone else would handle it until the situation was at crisis point and then become fixated and ask danielle every single day if the multiple problems have been resolved"