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danielle
@impudentearworm.bsky.social
rural lifestyle consultant, lutheran (not the racist kind), stephen fry hotness defender. also at @hingeguysbelike.bsky.social
Enjoying this juxtaposition of bleets from Rev @dljohnston.bsky.social and Pr @cahutch1990.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Still had a good time learning to put in waterbars. Was tamping gravel the way you're supposed to (hard) and not one but two of the guys asked me who had made me angry 💀
November 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
"Ooh there's some little turds up here" - trustee meeting
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
"Jute"
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I am Known™️
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
On a gathering storm comes a tall handsome man in a dusty black coat with a
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I thought this was very funny
October 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
[A joke about your mom's hometown]
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Have a blessèd day
October 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
#mfw it's a 20-something wearing a vintage lace-trimmed silk slip as a dress while her boyfriend wanders into traffic and her mom squeals at a cow
October 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Really surprising, i know

john craigie lonely revolver, ruston kelly dying star, jc no rain no rose, noizfoxx (also jc) duo
October 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
No one else makes it right OR brings enough. It's the raw whole-egg mayo, I think.
October 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I was looking to spend actual money on a landscape painting and the fact is, this is excellent work by a complete unknown who died a few years ago, from the thrift shop, for $7
September 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Babe what's wrong you've barely touched your carhartt stew
September 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Well, I don't recall signing up for this app waitlist but it sounds like something I'd do
September 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
If you want me to not take you seriously, rolling up to a work event ON A ONEWHEEL is a fantastic start
September 17, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Jeff goldblum well there it is dot gif
September 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
When people have social conversations loudly during communion
September 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Effective immediately I am quitting my job and going into Big Sprinkle because WHAT are these prices
September 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
No|yes
September 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Bones and railroad detritus. I think these lines are still active so I was watching for trains and coyotes
September 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Not 100% my walk location was strictly legal
September 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Costumes. I was trying to search for costume ideas. Tell me more about these recipes though. Is that like the opposite of the marry me chicken
August 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Burped so loudly I alarmed the groundhog (not a euphemism)
August 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Horrible death
August 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM