danielle
@impudentearworm.bsky.social
rural lifestyle consultant, lutheran (not the racist kind), stephen fry hotness defender. also at @hingeguysbelike.bsky.social
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danielle
@impudentearworm.bsky.social
· Nov 15
It's time for Dawseycore fall. Get in losers we're wearing well-mended wool and pining respectfully
A reminder of my brother's flawless list of types of men:
-Hoo-de-doo
-yeehah
-doh-de-doh
-dumpity-do
-horpy-dorp
-fancy man
-boo-bah (gender neutral; can also be used as an adjective for poor work. One may be boo-bah for personality -general laziness- or productivity or both)
-Hoo-de-doo
-yeehah
-doh-de-doh
-dumpity-do
-horpy-dorp
-fancy man
-boo-bah (gender neutral; can also be used as an adjective for poor work. One may be boo-bah for personality -general laziness- or productivity or both)
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
A reminder of my brother's flawless list of types of men:
-Hoo-de-doo
-yeehah
-doh-de-doh
-dumpity-do
-horpy-dorp
-fancy man
-boo-bah (gender neutral; can also be used as an adjective for poor work. One may be boo-bah for personality -general laziness- or productivity or both)
-Hoo-de-doo
-yeehah
-doh-de-doh
-dumpity-do
-horpy-dorp
-fancy man
-boo-bah (gender neutral; can also be used as an adjective for poor work. One may be boo-bah for personality -general laziness- or productivity or both)
Belated gif from this week's episode
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Belated gif from this week's episode
Balance is important
I look with pleasure upon my freezer full of healthy homemade food
I look with pleasure upon the money in my taco bell app
I look with pleasure upon my freezer full of healthy homemade food
I look with pleasure upon the money in my taco bell app
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Balance is important
I look with pleasure upon my freezer full of healthy homemade food
I look with pleasure upon the money in my taco bell app
I look with pleasure upon my freezer full of healthy homemade food
I look with pleasure upon the money in my taco bell app
"Sign coworker up for this" [blank email with references to membership renewal and conferences"
Do you mean membership or conference?
"Just do it"
email is blank. membership or the conference? I can't see what you're seeing
"I don't need your normal list of excuses why you won't do what I ask"
Do you mean membership or conference?
"Just do it"
email is blank. membership or the conference? I can't see what you're seeing
"I don't need your normal list of excuses why you won't do what I ask"
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
"Sign coworker up for this" [blank email with references to membership renewal and conferences"
Do you mean membership or conference?
"Just do it"
email is blank. membership or the conference? I can't see what you're seeing
"I don't need your normal list of excuses why you won't do what I ask"
Do you mean membership or conference?
"Just do it"
email is blank. membership or the conference? I can't see what you're seeing
"I don't need your normal list of excuses why you won't do what I ask"
I'm now at the "getting rid of backups" and "acknowledging i will never do this project" stage which is crazy for someone with scarcity/deprivation mindset
Boy, you slog and slog and slog putting in the work and then it all comes unstuck at once (I fixed some stuff outside today that I dropped in summer 2021 and hadn't touched since)
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I'm now at the "getting rid of backups" and "acknowledging i will never do this project" stage which is crazy for someone with scarcity/deprivation mindset
Enjoying this juxtaposition of bleets from Rev @dljohnston.bsky.social and Pr @cahutch1990.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Enjoying this juxtaposition of bleets from Rev @dljohnston.bsky.social and Pr @cahutch1990.bsky.social
Mfw I'm still expected to show up to the volunteer event even when the hot land steward isn't there
a man in a suit and tie is waving his hand in a laundromat .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is waving his hand in a laundromat .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Mfw I'm still expected to show up to the volunteer event even when the hot land steward isn't there
"Ooh there's some little turds up here" - trustee meeting
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
"Ooh there's some little turds up here" - trustee meeting
On a gathering storm comes a tall handsome man in a dusty black coat with a
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
On a gathering storm comes a tall handsome man in a dusty black coat with a
Biggest updates from here are that I am having an exceptional hair day and there are no errands
Also I'm straight up eating pot pie filling as soup due to not paying attention to what I was thawing, so
Also I'm straight up eating pot pie filling as soup due to not paying attention to what I was thawing, so
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Biggest updates from here are that I am having an exceptional hair day and there are no errands
Also I'm straight up eating pot pie filling as soup due to not paying attention to what I was thawing, so
Also I'm straight up eating pot pie filling as soup due to not paying attention to what I was thawing, so
+5 virtue points for backspacing on a rude bleet before posting
-5 virtue points for having rude bleets in my heart
-5 virtue points for having rude bleets in my heart
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
+5 virtue points for backspacing on a rude bleet before posting
-5 virtue points for having rude bleets in my heart
-5 virtue points for having rude bleets in my heart
I know people mean well but it's hard to interpret "here's this homely man we think you should date" and then telling you you're too picky when you say "no thank you" as anything other than "you don't have any other options and you should be grateful"
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I know people mean well but it's hard to interpret "here's this homely man we think you should date" and then telling you you're too picky when you say "no thank you" as anything other than "you don't have any other options and you should be grateful"
Welcome back to North & South November where I watch one episode per Sunday as a reward for existing through the month of november
a black and white photo of a woman wearing a hat standing in the snow .
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman wearing a hat standing in the snow .
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Welcome back to North & South November where I watch one episode per Sunday as a reward for existing through the month of november
Someone who really annoyed me today then told me to smile and I actually looked at him and flatly said "no"
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Someone who really annoyed me today then told me to smile and I actually looked at him and flatly said "no"
I understand it's beautiful but the trend of people using food as decor stresses me out. (not talking about a popcorn garland, I'm talking about tablescapes FULL of food that IS NOT intended to be edible)
November 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I understand it's beautiful but the trend of people using food as decor stresses me out. (not talking about a popcorn garland, I'm talking about tablescapes FULL of food that IS NOT intended to be edible)
Went downstairs to do laundry, came back up and was hit with a wave of all the kitchen smells that I hadn't noticed while actually in the kitchen: cooking cabbage, evergreen candle, gingerbread baking. Very "someone lives here"... oh right, it's me
November 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Went downstairs to do laundry, came back up and was hit with a wave of all the kitchen smells that I hadn't noticed while actually in the kitchen: cooking cabbage, evergreen candle, gingerbread baking. Very "someone lives here"... oh right, it's me
Today's winning phone call:
[Customer who is receiving a discount on most of their work] "well I KNOW I'm already getting a discount but it would be NICE if you could do something MORE"
she and her partner own 4+ properties.
[Customer who is receiving a discount on most of their work] "well I KNOW I'm already getting a discount but it would be NICE if you could do something MORE"
she and her partner own 4+ properties.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Today's winning phone call:
[Customer who is receiving a discount on most of their work] "well I KNOW I'm already getting a discount but it would be NICE if you could do something MORE"
she and her partner own 4+ properties.
[Customer who is receiving a discount on most of their work] "well I KNOW I'm already getting a discount but it would be NICE if you could do something MORE"
she and her partner own 4+ properties.
I maintain that dating and trying to find someone to date should be tax deductible. Winged eyeliner every day? That takes time and money
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I maintain that dating and trying to find someone to date should be tax deductible. Winged eyeliner every day? That takes time and money
Just a reminder that Corner Gas is available in its entirety on yt for free.
November 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Just a reminder that Corner Gas is available in its entirety on yt for free.
People who cc themselves on emails make my eye twitch
November 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
People who cc themselves on emails make my eye twitch
Today's winning phone call is definitely the guy who has called multiple times to complain about why adding extra work costs extra money (🤔🤔🤔🤔), and in the middle of trying to negotiate, a tree literally fell on his house (he's okay)
November 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Today's winning phone call is definitely the guy who has called multiple times to complain about why adding extra work costs extra money (🤔🤔🤔🤔), and in the middle of trying to negotiate, a tree literally fell on his house (he's okay)
What's the Greek for the mode of divination where you decide what to eat by opening the freezer door and letting food fall on your foot
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
What's the Greek for the mode of divination where you decide what to eat by opening the freezer door and letting food fall on your foot