The artist formally known as IlfordDave
@ilforddave.bsky.social
Woke Lefty driving instructor, living in South Cheshire, Stoke City, St Pauli, Venezia FC, 49ers, Ole Miss. I have an ASD diagnosis, stroke survivor. He/Him I block god botherers & any one right of centre
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I’m a woke lefty cis male who is an ally of the LGTBQ+ community. I love football of most codes, motor racing on 2,3 & 4 wheels, Cricket. I’ve driven/ridden for a living my entire working life. Climate change is real, yes I understand the hypocrisy having covered over 1.4 million and counting miles
He’s a vale fan you ignorant twonk
Would like to take this opportunity to say fuck Stoke City and fuck Robbie Williams
November 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
He’s a vale fan you ignorant twonk
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Very good policy from Labour
Early signal that taking the railways into public ownership means a better deal for passengers - ripped off for too long by privatisation.
inews.co.uk/news/rail-fa...
Early signal that taking the railways into public ownership means a better deal for passengers - ripped off for too long by privatisation.
inews.co.uk/news/rail-fa...
Rail fares to be frozen after 30 years of increases
A billion journeys will benefit from the freeze - saving passengers a total of £600m, Labour says
inews.co.uk
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Very good policy from Labour
Early signal that taking the railways into public ownership means a better deal for passengers - ripped off for too long by privatisation.
inews.co.uk/news/rail-fa...
Early signal that taking the railways into public ownership means a better deal for passengers - ripped off for too long by privatisation.
inews.co.uk/news/rail-fa...
So my 91st ground visited, 59/92 not all with Stoke, and 3 abroad. A great horde of noisy stokies made it a decent atmosphere despite the result #scfc
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
So my 91st ground visited, 59/92 not all with Stoke, and 3 abroad. A great horde of noisy stokies made it a decent atmosphere despite the result #scfc
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Stoke City won the Division 2 title in both 1933 and 1963, and Stanley Matthews got a winner's medal in both seasons.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Stoke City won the Division 2 title in both 1933 and 1963, and Stanley Matthews got a winner's medal in both seasons.
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The people showed up in the streets for "No Kings."
They did their part.
The people showed up at the polls on Tuesday.
They did their part.
8 Democrats in the Senate surrendered last night.
They did not do their part.
They did their part.
The people showed up at the polls on Tuesday.
They did their part.
8 Democrats in the Senate surrendered last night.
They did not do their part.
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The people showed up in the streets for "No Kings."
They did their part.
The people showed up at the polls on Tuesday.
They did their part.
8 Democrats in the Senate surrendered last night.
They did not do their part.
They did their part.
The people showed up at the polls on Tuesday.
They did their part.
8 Democrats in the Senate surrendered last night.
They did not do their part.
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‘I once planned to sue the bbc for suggesting I encouraged an insurrection the time I encouraged an insurrection on live tv’
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
‘I once planned to sue the bbc for suggesting I encouraged an insurrection the time I encouraged an insurrection on live tv’
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Jon Stewart is pretty much everybody right now!😖
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Jon Stewart is pretty much everybody right now!😖
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Harry Truman: If it benefits all the people, they call it socialism.
November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Harry Truman: If it benefits all the people, they call it socialism.
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Disability benefits here in the UK are less than most people believe.
They're harder to get than most people believe.
Fraud is lower than most people believe.
The evidence you need to get them is more than most people believe.
The Government and media rely on this collective ignorance.
They're harder to get than most people believe.
Fraud is lower than most people believe.
The evidence you need to get them is more than most people believe.
The Government and media rely on this collective ignorance.
November 7, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Disability benefits here in the UK are less than most people believe.
They're harder to get than most people believe.
Fraud is lower than most people believe.
The evidence you need to get them is more than most people believe.
The Government and media rely on this collective ignorance.
They're harder to get than most people believe.
Fraud is lower than most people believe.
The evidence you need to get them is more than most people believe.
The Government and media rely on this collective ignorance.
After mentioning that I’d saved this thread to my computer years ago, and still had it somewhere. It’s an old oatcake classic “Ast thee got there Brown Wings??” So grab yourself a drink and have a chuckle
#scfc #oatcake docs.google.com/document/d/1...
#scfc #oatcake docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Brown Wings
theloony1 Posted on 5/10 13:48 Email this Message | Reply Ast thee got there Brown Wings?? How many of you have managed to induce the feminine species into a bit of botty play?? And would/have you go...
docs.google.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
After mentioning that I’d saved this thread to my computer years ago, and still had it somewhere. It’s an old oatcake classic “Ast thee got there Brown Wings??” So grab yourself a drink and have a chuckle
#scfc #oatcake docs.google.com/document/d/1...
#scfc #oatcake docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Stoke City's Stanley Matthews in 1933.
Matthews won the Second Division championship with the Potters in the 1932–33 season, and repeated the feat 30 years later.
Matthews won the Second Division championship with the Potters in the 1932–33 season, and repeated the feat 30 years later.
October 30, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Stoke City's Stanley Matthews in 1933.
Matthews won the Second Division championship with the Potters in the 1932–33 season, and repeated the feat 30 years later.
Matthews won the Second Division championship with the Potters in the 1932–33 season, and repeated the feat 30 years later.
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The Stoke City revival! Pep Guardiola sees ‘more and more teams’ adopting Tony Pulis tactics in the Premier League as Man City boss calls for ‘aggressive’ response
https://www.eucup.com/1337764/
Pep Guardiola sees the Stoke City model being followed “more and more” in the Premier League, as …
https://www.eucup.com/1337764/
Pep Guardiola sees the Stoke City model being followed “more and more” in the Premier League, as …
The Stoke City revival! Pep Guardiola sees 'more and more teams' adopting Tony Pulis tactics in the Premier League as Man City boss calls for 'aggressive' response - European Football - EUCUP.COM
Pep Guardiola sees the Stoke City model being followed “more and more” in the Premier League, as several teams are picking up Tony Pulis’ old tactics. The
www.eucup.com
October 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The Stoke City revival! Pep Guardiola sees ‘more and more teams’ adopting Tony Pulis tactics in the Premier League as Man City boss calls for ‘aggressive’ response
https://www.eucup.com/1337764/
Pep Guardiola sees the Stoke City model being followed “more and more” in the Premier League, as …
https://www.eucup.com/1337764/
Pep Guardiola sees the Stoke City model being followed “more and more” in the Premier League, as …
Possibly the best reply in the history of facebook
October 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Possibly the best reply in the history of facebook
Delap had his own towels courtesy of Duck Magazine a Stoke fanzine Branded Long throw in the style of Strongbow
“Stoke City” failing to bring their own towel for the big long Delap style throw in, so try to steal the Newcastle goalie’s towel - all a bit 3rd division 😉 #Arsenal
September 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Delap had his own towels courtesy of Duck Magazine a Stoke fanzine Branded Long throw in the style of Strongbow
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Will it be another case of here we go again for Stoke City with Norwich City? #MarkRobins #NorwichCity
Mark Robins and Stoke City will be desperate to avoid achieving unwanted record against Norwich City
Will it be another case of here we go again for Stoke City with Norwich City?
eflanalysis.com
September 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Will it be another case of here we go again for Stoke City with Norwich City? #MarkRobins #NorwichCity
I find it quite amusing that a full house at the vale, would be considered a poor league attendance at Stoke, tin pot club, tin pot stadium. Odsal is the Wembley of the north, you absolute divets
September 25, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I find it quite amusing that a full house at the vale, would be considered a poor league attendance at Stoke, tin pot club, tin pot stadium. Odsal is the Wembley of the north, you absolute divets
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September 22, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Why Are Premier League Atmospheres So Bad?
YouTube video by HITC Sevens
youtu.be
September 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Got to say I was disappointed by a chant from about 50 lads in the away end “kier starmers a wanker” but they were burbury wearing teens 🤦♂️
Ahem
September 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Got to say I was disappointed by a chant from about 50 lads in the away end “kier starmers a wanker” but they were burbury wearing teens 🤦♂️
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GOAL! 61' — Stoke City U21. Bristol City U21 1–1 Stoke City U21. Premier League Cup
September 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
GOAL! 61' — Stoke City U21. Bristol City U21 1–1 Stoke City U21. Premier League Cup