Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50

Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

Tomorrow I will defeat my family.

Cat running for office: But we're going to get rid of the humans because they've been treating us very badly. And our bowls will be full in the morning- perhaps fuller than ever before

you’re never more than 10 feet away from someone texting “lol” with a completely expressionless face

Holy macaroni implies heretical macaroni, a blasphemy against the divine order of pasta

It helps recovery, burns fat, preserves muscle mass on cuts and also hair skin and nails. Large amounts over time will lead to head feet and hand growth, and yes bubble gut.
Small amounts in cycles can absolutely help with aging, and doesn't mess with your hormones whatsoever unlike steroids.