iggyzig
banner
iggyzig.bsky.social
iggyzig
@iggyzig.bsky.social
he/him
Pinned
Oh hey, I suppose I should attend to all the cool new folks that followed recently:

Hi, I'm iggyzig!

THIS PLACE IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR.

NO HIGHLY ESTEEMED DEED IS COMMEMORATED HERE.

NOTHING VALUED IS HERE.

WHAT IS HERE IS DANGEROUS AND REPULSIVE TO US.

THIS MESSAGE IS A WARNING ABOUT DANGER.
*finishes film* So Frankenstein was the name of the doctor. And his dad. And his brother. And his mom... 🤔
November 16, 2025 at 6:09 AM
"Let's be frank - The single best guaranteed way to avoid technical problems with a device is to turn it off and never turn it back on again."

Me: What a really odd way to start a manual for an automatic defibrillator
November 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Purchasing power > share value, always. If there was a massive organization of the consumer base where they don't hand over any money to ANY corporation for ANY service or goods for half a week - 84 hours, all I'm asking - that would show those greedy fuckers at the top who holds the real power
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I love these illustrations of balloon sharks that I found. They just look so over it, haha
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I got called a Debbie Downer just now. Fuck off with that nonsense

If anything I'm a Prissy Pragmatist

Or at times perhaps a Rhonda Realist

On some occasions I may just be a Cindy Cynic
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Why. Do. I. Keep. Running. Out. Of. God. Damn. CORIANDER
November 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Tell me - have you ever dance to the DuckTales Moon Theme in the pale moonlight?
November 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Always feel a slight twinge of sadness when someone says they're a huge Final Fantasy fan but also admit to having never played the best one (6) or the other best one (FF:U on PC ~Final Fantasy: Unlimited~ Labyrinth ~Kuroki Dream Memory~)
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Recovery nurse: If I can ask a question, what's "Prey 2006?"

Me: Uh, it's a computer game. Old game. Why?

Recovery nurse: Oh, while you were sedated during your colonoscopy the doctor said you were transfixed on scope's screen and kept saying "Is this Prey 2006?! Is this Prey 2006?!" repeatedly
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Instead of messing with our clocks twice a year, why can't we just blow up the sun
November 6, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I'm gonna finish up some cheevos and finish Dragon Quest I HD2D tonight at twitch dot teevee slash iggyblahdeedah and I'm gonna beat up the Dragonlord

And the best part is that I'm gonna make him watch:
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I ♥️ NY
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Hey @square-enix-games.com Why do I keep becoming a cat in your Dragon Quest games? Please respond. #cat
November 4, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Impressive. Very nice.

Let's see Paul Allen's game list
November 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM

My copy of Once Upon A Katamari is busted. I put the music on shuffle and it keeps on shuffling to this song for every level. Note I'm not complaining - in fact, get yo star getchyo getchyo getchyo star

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiST...
Katamari Time! - Once Upon A Katamari OST
YouTube video by nebulous_MusicRankings
www.youtube.com
November 2, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Happy November!

Reseason your pans!
November 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Have a very bad, very sad, disgusting Halloween 🎃

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_75S...
Radiskull & Devil Doll "Hella Weenie"
YouTube video by Hasan Ismail
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
My bitter existence within this chanticleer hegemony 😞
October 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I put the HO in HOUSEPLANTS

or something
October 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
If you had told me that the ending of Powerwash Simulator 2 would carry the emotional resonance of Clair Obscur Expedition 33, I would have scoffed.

AND YET
October 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Me when I think about Halloween
a skeleton is burning in the dark with flames coming out of it
ALT: a skeleton is burning in the dark with flames coming out of it
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Facing the final boss of Bloodlines 2
October 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
And yea, though he hath endured the trials of volcanoes, cement mixers, and barns, thus dideth The Chosen Washer reclaim as was foretold The Holy Trident, , the Implement of Supreme Washing, bequeathed to him by those beyond Space and Time, and he lookedth upon his work, and he thus deemed it good 💦
October 25, 2025 at 9:20 AM
0

I'm the cuddliest motherfucker on this godforsaken clump of dirt
October 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Massive pet peeve of mine: having to do anything which requires putting on pants
October 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM