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Iain Cook
@idc2001.bsky.social
Keen observer of humanity (currently somewhat in despair).
Is Bruno playing CB today, there's more chance of an open goal with his positioning here...#fpl
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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A whale washed up in Nantucket,
On the beach so we brought spades and buckets.
The whale was too big,
for any hole we could dig.
So we left it right there, saying...
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Sarr hits the inside of the post and ManUtd implode. Just another typical #fpl kick in the nuts...
November 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Need a 95th minute Bruno goal please #fpl gods 🙏
October 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If they can't take her title away, I think that Michelle Mone should be rebranded as Baroness Von Greenback...
October 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
What these people will never understand is that Nigel is dodging UK tax in a 💯 flag-waving "patriotic" manner. Duh!
Angela Rayner accidentally pays less tax than she should have, resigns, and the media gives her hell.

Nigel Farage deliberately pays less tax than he should have, and the media gives him a free pass.

That, right there, is the problem.
September 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hello needed!

Where (TF) can I see the FPL summary (including live bps scores etc) in the Android app?
#fpl
August 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It's amazing the things that these people I'm constantly being told by the media to worry about can get on those rubber dinghies these days.....

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Twin Lamborghinis seized in central London supercar crackdown
Police seize 72 vehicles worth £6m in an operation across Hyde Park, Kensington and Chelsea.
www.bbc.com
August 14, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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"What I don’t need, yeah, is: thank you Steve, for all you did on Brexit, right, here’s how to apply for a mid-ranking job in a corporate, because as soon as they Google "Brexit Hard Man Steve Baker", they know who I am and they don’t want me"
May 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If people fail this spectacularly in anything else the work stops. In journalism these days (as with politics) there is just no shame and zero accountability.
The top image:
The Guardian, July 2016
The article:

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

The bottom image:
The Guardian, May 2025
The article:

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
May 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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On a lighter note! 🤣🤣😎
May 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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He is completely clueless about what he is doing.
May 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”
May 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
When they announce the new Pope, I think every journalist around the world should ask Agent Tangerine went be failed to get the gig!

They can have lots of fun guessing with him, listing all those of 10 commandments that corrupt mofo has broken.
May 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Them: You can't prove God doesn't exist.

Me: If he did, I'm pretty sure he'd have had an old school field day of smiting for this kinda blasphemy...
May 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Jeff bezos only looks like a penis. He’s actually a pussy
April 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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"Do you even own a black suit?"
April 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Does anyone have any idea what the actual F is going on back on the old hell hole site?

Went on looking for some football news and every 4th item was like this??

It's clearly fake phishing or similar, is this what Musk resorts to???
April 26, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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"we're military spouses. we know not to loop nana into a group chat about troop movements"

100 forests of shade right there 🌳☂️

BIG 🎩 @boxdonkey17.bsky.social
April 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Last week, DHS and Secretary Noem's staff and spokespeople suggested that because Mr. Abrego Garcia had $1,100 in cash on him when arrested outside Home Depot seeking day labor, that was strong evidence that he was a member of MS-13.

I guess that raises a similar question about her $3,000.
April 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Send #JD to see #Putin stat!
April 21, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Arnold Schwarzenegger buys all his chocolate eggs from Asda (second aisle in), because Asda love Easter (Bay B).
April 20, 2025 at 9:41 AM
EVERY SINGLE MOTHERFUCKER KEEPING QUIET, TRYING NUANCE, WATCHING THIS HAPPEN AND HOPING HE STOPS THIS SOON - FUCK YOU ALL TO KINGDOM FUCKETY COME!!!
April 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Is Ted Cruz a man of his word?

The silence is deafening from little, ineffectual, cuckolded Teddy!
“I can…assure you that were this a Republican president…targeting Democrats, I at least would speak out just as vigorously against it because if we are going to respect rule of law, the apparatus of the federal government cannot and should not be used as a partisan tool to bludgeon your enemies."
April 17, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Please repeat over and over:

“Bending to the whims of a bully will not end his cruelty. It will only embolden him. The response to authoritarianism isn’t acquiescence. Bullies respond to one thing, and one thing only: a punch in the face.”

—Gov. JB Pritzker
April 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM