Nathanael
@ichinan.bsky.social
Seattle, WA 🏳️🌈 He/Him. IG: @ichinan | Sagittarius☉ Pisces☽ Taurus↑ | 42
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September 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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‘The White Lotus’ Season 4 will be set in France, Deadline reports.
September 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
‘The White Lotus’ Season 4 will be set in France, Deadline reports.
Baby, if you're up at 5am still looking to get laid just go to bed! Jerk off or something. Whether it's Market Days in Chicago, an Atlantic cruise, or wherever. Accept the truth of the moment.
August 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Baby, if you're up at 5am still looking to get laid just go to bed! Jerk off or something. Whether it's Market Days in Chicago, an Atlantic cruise, or wherever. Accept the truth of the moment.
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Twitter is now 75% bot activity. The dead internet theory aint a theory anymore.
July 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Twitter is now 75% bot activity. The dead internet theory aint a theory anymore.
I started playing the new Donkey Kong game on Switch 2 and was delighted to find out that every time DK gets one of these giant crystal bananas, he goons out for a few seconds. Tongue out, eyes crossed, etc. DK is a gooner.
July 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I started playing the new Donkey Kong game on Switch 2 and was delighted to find out that every time DK gets one of these giant crystal bananas, he goons out for a few seconds. Tongue out, eyes crossed, etc. DK is a gooner.
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I'll likely regret posting everything and unalive myself later, but not before brunch!
July 26, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I'll likely regret posting everything and unalive myself later, but not before brunch!
After a drunk brunch last weekend, we stopped by Elliott Bay Book Co. and I found the cutest cards (I bought 5). I love the idea of a little dog being tortured with bows and outfits and being miserable. I can't wait to use them as birthday cards as aging jokes.
July 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
After a drunk brunch last weekend, we stopped by Elliott Bay Book Co. and I found the cutest cards (I bought 5). I love the idea of a little dog being tortured with bows and outfits and being miserable. I can't wait to use them as birthday cards as aging jokes.
I am shitposting tonight. Please excuse my beauty. The posts shall continue until I grow bored or distracted.
July 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I am shitposting tonight. Please excuse my beauty. The posts shall continue until I grow bored or distracted.
Speaking of language and perception... (re Richard Dawkins) ...
thought about this tweet again but this time reading it with a JC Denton voice in my head
July 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Speaking of language and perception... (re Richard Dawkins) ...
"Wherever you go, there you are." -Katya Zamolodchikova. It's fun to reinvent yourself, but you'll likely still have the same flaws.
July 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
"Wherever you go, there you are." -Katya Zamolodchikova. It's fun to reinvent yourself, but you'll likely still have the same flaws.
Babe, we've talked about this before. Please use my mouth.
July 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Babe, we've talked about this before. Please use my mouth.
"I never know where I am, but I always end up where I'm supposed to be." Kelly Mantle, before she vomited.
July 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
"I never know where I am, but I always end up where I'm supposed to be." Kelly Mantle, before she vomited.
We really need to teach the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis earlier in education. I didn't learn about it until college in a cultural anthropology class (random). Language alters the perception of reality.
July 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
We really need to teach the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis earlier in education. I didn't learn about it until college in a cultural anthropology class (random). Language alters the perception of reality.
I was in Palm Springs recently with a neurodivergent friend and he blew up in anger at me at Black Book Bar on the patio about me overusing the "sucking dick and cock" meme. "THERE ARE NO DICKS OR COCKS HERE AND YOU KEEP SAYING WE'RE GOING TO SUCK THEM AND WE'RE NOT!! 🤬"
July 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I was in Palm Springs recently with a neurodivergent friend and he blew up in anger at me at Black Book Bar on the patio about me overusing the "sucking dick and cock" meme. "THERE ARE NO DICKS OR COCKS HERE AND YOU KEEP SAYING WE'RE GOING TO SUCK THEM AND WE'RE NOT!! 🤬"
A fun fact (about me) is that I was on Sniffies in 2019 pre-quarantine sucking cock in the corporate quiet rooms, locker rooms, and stairwells. Only if your badge gets you past security! My friends made fun of me for always talking about Sniffies. Said I was their CMO (I wish I made that much $.)
July 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
A fun fact (about me) is that I was on Sniffies in 2019 pre-quarantine sucking cock in the corporate quiet rooms, locker rooms, and stairwells. Only if your badge gets you past security! My friends made fun of me for always talking about Sniffies. Said I was their CMO (I wish I made that much $.)
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pedro pascal in tulum with bisexual labubu drinking dubai chocolate matcha hyper cold brew espresso martini to celebrate the trisha paytas baby rapture vs. 20 of the worst people you’ll ever know
July 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
pedro pascal in tulum with bisexual labubu drinking dubai chocolate matcha hyper cold brew espresso martini to celebrate the trisha paytas baby rapture vs. 20 of the worst people you’ll ever know
This is true at my company. My exec complains about having an office and wanting to sit at a desk with everyone else, but then needs privacy because their role and responsibilities are often confidential. At least 25% of Amazon's conference rooms are restricted.
For every executive who proudly has a desk on the open floorplan with the rest of the plebes, you will find an unbookable conference room within 30 paces.
May 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This is true at my company. My exec complains about having an office and wanting to sit at a desk with everyone else, but then needs privacy because their role and responsibilities are often confidential. At least 25% of Amazon's conference rooms are restricted.
Just deleted the contacts for about 17 people I've either slept with or dated; just got so tired of seeing their birthdays on my calendar. Nice guys; wish them well. さよなら~
May 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Just deleted the contacts for about 17 people I've either slept with or dated; just got so tired of seeing their birthdays on my calendar. Nice guys; wish them well. さよなら~
Going home after D&D night at a friend's place, my Uber driver really started to hit in me after we got to my drop off. I'm a 42 year old white dude and this was a 24-ish Ethiopian-American guy. He got so weird at the end.
April 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Going home after D&D night at a friend's place, my Uber driver really started to hit in me after we got to my drop off. I'm a 42 year old white dude and this was a 24-ish Ethiopian-American guy. He got so weird at the end.
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Black Mirror pitch: POTUS destroys democracy in 90 days.
Everyone watches it happen on their phones.
The opposition party leaders are 85 years old and post "Hey, stop" once a day.
Toiletries are locked behind glass.
An evil online bookstore sends Katy Perry into space for feminism.
[fin]
Everyone watches it happen on their phones.
The opposition party leaders are 85 years old and post "Hey, stop" once a day.
Toiletries are locked behind glass.
An evil online bookstore sends Katy Perry into space for feminism.
[fin]
April 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Black Mirror pitch: POTUS destroys democracy in 90 days.
Everyone watches it happen on their phones.
The opposition party leaders are 85 years old and post "Hey, stop" once a day.
Toiletries are locked behind glass.
An evil online bookstore sends Katy Perry into space for feminism.
[fin]
Everyone watches it happen on their phones.
The opposition party leaders are 85 years old and post "Hey, stop" once a day.
Toiletries are locked behind glass.
An evil online bookstore sends Katy Perry into space for feminism.
[fin]
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BREAKING: The country of Norway just entered a bill to give transgender Americans asylum in the country of Norway…
LGBTQ+ STRONG! 🌈✨
LGBTQ+ STRONG! 🌈✨
April 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
BREAKING: The country of Norway just entered a bill to give transgender Americans asylum in the country of Norway…
LGBTQ+ STRONG! 🌈✨
LGBTQ+ STRONG! 🌈✨
Matteo Lane in Seattle tomorrow just got postponed. 🥲
April 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Matteo Lane in Seattle tomorrow just got postponed. 🥲