Homie O'Stasis
@atarijenkins.bsky.social
DM[V] | I'm the young city bandit, hold myself down singlehanded | Chelsea/Roma/DC United
watching sports, particularly the NFL, is so challenging when you see decisions that are clearly influenced by/from Vegas lol
December 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
watching sports, particularly the NFL, is so challenging when you see decisions that are clearly influenced by/from Vegas lol
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David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
Quan Millz just sat up in his chair like he saw the bat signal
I have a homeboy rn who apparently is the designated family peen for a group of sisters in H-town (don’t understand how he finessed that)
😂
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December 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Quan Millz just sat up in his chair like he saw the bat signal
my eyelashes routinely wage war damn near daily against me by dive bombing under my eyelids just to ruin my mood for a solid 10 minutes
December 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
my eyelashes routinely wage war damn near daily against me by dive bombing under my eyelids just to ruin my mood for a solid 10 minutes
I shouldn’t but I’m gonna fuck up some French toast at brunch today. I need it.
December 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I shouldn’t but I’m gonna fuck up some French toast at brunch today. I need it.
Good lord, a house two blocks from me caught on fire tonight. Like, within the past hour. 24 different fire trucks arrived on scene. How heartbreaking for the family to have it happen so close to the holidays.
December 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Good lord, a house two blocks from me caught on fire tonight. Like, within the past hour. 24 different fire trucks arrived on scene. How heartbreaking for the family to have it happen so close to the holidays.
Lol Inoue is the definition of a generational talent. Unreal to watch.
December 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Lol Inoue is the definition of a generational talent. Unreal to watch.
plate #3 whipping my ass
December 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
plate #3 whipping my ass
my bro came over to my fam's with a bottle of whiskey for xmas lunch. Bro crushed 1/4 of the bottle, ate two plates, and is now snoring on my couch 😂
December 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
my bro came over to my fam's with a bottle of whiskey for xmas lunch. Bro crushed 1/4 of the bottle, ate two plates, and is now snoring on my couch 😂
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xG (expected gratitude) for Christmas presents
Dad (0.02) 1-1 (4.9) Mum
Dad (0.02) 1-1 (4.9) Mum
December 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
xG (expected gratitude) for Christmas presents
Dad (0.02) 1-1 (4.9) Mum
Dad (0.02) 1-1 (4.9) Mum
My gift to everyone is this 45min playlist of lo-fi jazz songs covering WWE theme songs exclusively from the Attitude Era. There's zero reason why this should work but it smacks
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_mS...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_mS...
45 MINUTES of WWE ATTITUDE ERA LO-FI 📚💤 beats to chill/sleep/study to
YouTube video by JVitorMusic
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
My gift to everyone is this 45min playlist of lo-fi jazz songs covering WWE theme songs exclusively from the Attitude Era. There's zero reason why this should work but it smacks
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_mS...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_mS...
An egregious amount of french toast and bacon this morning would do nicely.
December 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
An egregious amount of french toast and bacon this morning would do nicely.
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LEAVE YOUR DAMN DOG AT HOME. WHY IS HE AT THE BAR WITH US?????
LET US BEGIN THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES. HAPPY FESTIVUS TO ALL!
two men standing in front of an american video store
ALT: two men standing in front of an american video store
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
LEAVE YOUR DAMN DOG AT HOME. WHY IS HE AT THE BAR WITH US?????
Having friends that will take your dumbass bit and run with it >>>>>
December 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Having friends that will take your dumbass bit and run with it >>>>>
I want to watch the 60 Minutes piece but i know it’s just going to infuriate me to the point where I will need to take extra anxiety meds sooo
December 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I want to watch the 60 Minutes piece but i know it’s just going to infuriate me to the point where I will need to take extra anxiety meds sooo
Times like these I’m reminded of the classic eggnog tweet from years ago.
December 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Times like these I’m reminded of the classic eggnog tweet from years ago.
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so, uh, I just saw this [h/t @mikeblack114.bsky.social) and... jesus christ we're literally teaching an illiterate generation. instead of teaching meaning we're literally telling kids to just invent what the text says
December 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
so, uh, I just saw this [h/t @mikeblack114.bsky.social) and... jesus christ we're literally teaching an illiterate generation. instead of teaching meaning we're literally telling kids to just invent what the text says
Nothing like your protein shaker falling off the top of the machine and cracking with the shake detonating everywhere like shrapnel.
December 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Nothing like your protein shaker falling off the top of the machine and cracking with the shake detonating everywhere like shrapnel.
I always wonder when someone I don't know or recognize is in my dream, are they dreaming of me too?
December 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I always wonder when someone I don't know or recognize is in my dream, are they dreaming of me too?
Watching "The Chair Company" and since when is Lake Bell cheeked up like that?
December 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Watching "The Chair Company" and since when is Lake Bell cheeked up like that?
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got my adhd upgraded to ad4k
December 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
got my adhd upgraded to ad4k
Truly one of my favorite days of the year
December 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Truly one of my favorite days of the year
Sade is quintessential night time driving music.
December 21, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Sade is quintessential night time driving music.
Let her cook!
December 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Let her cook!