Homie O'Stasis
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DM[V] | I'm the young city bandit, hold myself down singlehanded | Chelsea/Roma/DC United
Just took a pre interview call while charging my Audi and eating sushi. I’m a living Action Bronson lyric.
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Just took a pre interview call while charging my Audi and eating sushi. I’m a living Action Bronson lyric.
I know Boston Market was down bad but finding out there are only 16 restaurants left in existence is kinda sad. Their food fucking smacked.
November 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I know Boston Market was down bad but finding out there are only 16 restaurants left in existence is kinda sad. Their food fucking smacked.
lol i hope Joao Pedro never explains the celebration and just keeps it mysterious. That shit is so cold
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
lol i hope Joao Pedro never explains the celebration and just keeps it mysterious. That shit is so cold
Brick outside and the wind is howling. Definitely staying in all day today.
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Brick outside and the wind is howling. Definitely staying in all day today.
* my boy calls me *
me: what's up bro?
him: lemme call you back
me: ??
me: what's up bro?
him: lemme call you back
me: ??
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
* my boy calls me *
me: what's up bro?
him: lemme call you back
me: ??
me: what's up bro?
him: lemme call you back
me: ??
Yeah. Pluribus is straight GAS. 10/10. Vince Gilligan got another banger with this one.
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Yeah. Pluribus is straight GAS. 10/10. Vince Gilligan got another banger with this one.
Lemme see what Frankenstein hittin on
November 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Lemme see what Frankenstein hittin on
An hour of soccer straight into lifting for 90 minutes (upper body). I’m tired, Grandpa!
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
An hour of soccer straight into lifting for 90 minutes (upper body). I’m tired, Grandpa!
Having one foot fully dressed and the other butt naked is criminal behavior
Is it:
Sock, shoe, other sock, other shoe
OR
Sock, sock, shoe, shoe
Sock, shoe, other sock, other shoe
OR
Sock, sock, shoe, shoe
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Having one foot fully dressed and the other butt naked is criminal behavior
I ordered some new colognes I’ve never smelled before. I love to live dangerously.
November 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I ordered some new colognes I’ve never smelled before. I love to live dangerously.
Feeling your hamstring wanting to cramp up halfway through a seated leg curl <<<<<
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Feeling your hamstring wanting to cramp up halfway through a seated leg curl <<<<<
Signing up for permanent absentee voting is the best thing I’ve done in a while. I dropped my ballot off like three weeks ago. Almost forgot today was the last day to vote.
November 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Signing up for permanent absentee voting is the best thing I’ve done in a while. I dropped my ballot off like three weeks ago. Almost forgot today was the last day to vote.
Haven’t listened to Renaissance in forever. It’ll be this afternoon’s leg day soundtrack
November 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Haven’t listened to Renaissance in forever. It’ll be this afternoon’s leg day soundtrack
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It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Had a great weekend with her and now she wants to know what time I was born lol
November 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Had a great weekend with her and now she wants to know what time I was born lol
I just caught up on the World Series and heard Bo Bichette’s name before I saw how it was spelled and swore he was a Mandalorian at first.
November 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I just caught up on the World Series and heard Bo Bichette’s name before I saw how it was spelled and swore he was a Mandalorian at first.
Uhhh who is Becky G???
November 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Uhhh who is Becky G???
Lolol i have found myself in a preposterous sitcom situation 💀💀
November 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Lolol i have found myself in a preposterous sitcom situation 💀💀
White people who use “spook” during Halloween make my skin itch.
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 AM
White people who use “spook” during Halloween make my skin itch.
"Ah. Well. Nevertheless."
What’s your favorite “chronically online” saying?
Mine, “we are so back”
Mine, “we are so back”
October 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
"Ah. Well. Nevertheless."
I am putting the first season of Workaholics up against any television comedy of the past 20 years. I am in here CRYYINNGGG
October 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I am putting the first season of Workaholics up against any television comedy of the past 20 years. I am in here CRYYINNGGG
Good God, Kublai Khan TX absolutely RIPS.
Their radio station ain’t no slouch either.
Their radio station ain’t no slouch either.
October 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Good God, Kublai Khan TX absolutely RIPS.
Their radio station ain’t no slouch either.
Their radio station ain’t no slouch either.
Sat in my car on my lil break to check my phone and it decided to start raining again smh now I gotta run back to the office
October 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Sat in my car on my lil break to check my phone and it decided to start raining again smh now I gotta run back to the office
My coworker just now said “I AM SPEAKING” outta nowhere and we both busted out laughing at her kewn ass. All the homies loathe WE-S
Somebody said y'all would rather support that white woman over Winsome Earle-Sears
Let me tell you something... VOTE FOR THAT WHITE WOMAN!!!!!!
Let me tell you something... VOTE FOR THAT WHITE WOMAN!!!!!!
October 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
My coworker just now said “I AM SPEAKING” outta nowhere and we both busted out laughing at her kewn ass. All the homies loathe WE-S
It’s kind of sad how a show like “Workaholics” could never work now is not bc the comedy is outdated, it’s bc being employed at 20 yrs olds at a nameless, faceless corp in this country is no longer ubiquitous.
October 29, 2025 at 12:07 PM
It’s kind of sad how a show like “Workaholics” could never work now is not bc the comedy is outdated, it’s bc being employed at 20 yrs olds at a nameless, faceless corp in this country is no longer ubiquitous.