Elliot Ross
@iamelliot.com
@iamelliot from other places.
Founder @actionrocket.co & ex-Taxi for Email. Dj, photography, designer, marketing. #emailgeeks.
Founder @actionrocket.co & ex-Taxi for Email. Dj, photography, designer, marketing. #emailgeeks.
Reposted by Elliot Ross
new gender neutral greeting just dropped
May 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
new gender neutral greeting just dropped
white smoke means the pope is leaking oil, black smoke means their turbocharger has blown
May 8, 2025 at 8:04 AM
white smoke means the pope is leaking oil, black smoke means their turbocharger has blown
Happy Star Wars boxing day
May 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Happy Star Wars boxing day
an actual human adult on the train playing music out of their phone #cameronsbritain
April 29, 2025 at 8:31 AM
an actual human adult on the train playing music out of their phone #cameronsbritain
do you eat vienetta on a plate or a bowl?
March 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
do you eat vienetta on a plate or a bowl?
AI that deals with cold call tech sales calls so you don’t have to.
Would pay money.
Would pay money.
March 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
AI that deals with cold call tech sales calls so you don’t have to.
Would pay money.
Would pay money.
remember when social was like “Gemma Collins has said meme in a funny way lol” and now it’s all like “the worst people ever have found an even lower low than the shit thing they did yeaterday”
March 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
remember when social was like “Gemma Collins has said meme in a funny way lol” and now it’s all like “the worst people ever have found an even lower low than the shit thing they did yeaterday”
Whatever the LGBT+ community were doing to keep the planes in the air, maybe just leave them to it
February 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Whatever the LGBT+ community were doing to keep the planes in the air, maybe just leave them to it
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Cooking shows replacing Saturday morning kids TV.
Using only a singular point of pop culture, where did it all go wrong for humanity?
February 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Cooking shows replacing Saturday morning kids TV.
Lack Toast & Tolerant
(attorney’s office)
(attorney’s office)
January 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Lack Toast & Tolerant
(attorney’s office)
(attorney’s office)
Hey how do you tell if blue cheese has gone mouldy?
January 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Hey how do you tell if blue cheese has gone mouldy?
if ChatGPT is down but you replaced your journalists with AI, does the clickbait make a sound?
January 24, 2025 at 9:50 AM
if ChatGPT is down but you replaced your journalists with AI, does the clickbait make a sound?
Come back here “The Party Album, greatest hits of the Vengaboys”
What do y’all think about naming a child “Nuyorican Soul?”
January 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Come back here “The Party Album, greatest hits of the Vengaboys”
there’s enough time after the first salute to think “oh shit, that looked a bit like a nazi salute, better not do another one” for it to be 100% intentional
January 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
there’s enough time after the first salute to think “oh shit, that looked a bit like a nazi salute, better not do another one” for it to be 100% intentional
we should repurpose the idea of “blue monday” as a day we remind ourselves that “according to science” and various other tedious phrases mean shit all.
happy Citation Needed Monday y’all
happy Citation Needed Monday y’all
The only 'Blue Monday' article you'll ever need
theneuroscienceofeve...
It's #BlueMonday again. And this is all you'll ever need to read to know the 'truth' about it
Which is that it's a ridiculous marketing stunt that got way out of hand and impacted me more than most people
theneuroscienceofeve...
It's #BlueMonday again. And this is all you'll ever need to read to know the 'truth' about it
Which is that it's a ridiculous marketing stunt that got way out of hand and impacted me more than most people
January 20, 2025 at 8:26 AM
we should repurpose the idea of “blue monday” as a day we remind ourselves that “according to science” and various other tedious phrases mean shit all.
happy Citation Needed Monday y’all
happy Citation Needed Monday y’all
The tiktok ban impacted me almost as much as that wetherspoons boycott, back in the olden times
January 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The tiktok ban impacted me almost as much as that wetherspoons boycott, back in the olden times
I know people often say Elon is one of the worst people on earth, but he’s also one of the worst people in space.
January 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I know people often say Elon is one of the worst people on earth, but he’s also one of the worst people in space.
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If you’re lucky, you’re on this earth for maybe, what, 70, 80 years? Is it really too much to ask you to just leave other people alone and let them try to have a nice life without being be an absolute nob head about it?
January 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
If you’re lucky, you’re on this earth for maybe, what, 70, 80 years? Is it really too much to ask you to just leave other people alone and let them try to have a nice life without being be an absolute nob head about it?
the thing that’s so frustrating about *gestures at geopolitical landscape* is it’s all just so tediously stupid
January 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
the thing that’s so frustrating about *gestures at geopolitical landscape* is it’s all just so tediously stupid
I see the worst people to ever exist are fighting again
January 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I see the worst people to ever exist are fighting again
my new year’s resolution is 480x640. Keeping it pixelly in 2025
January 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
my new year’s resolution is 480x640. Keeping it pixelly in 2025
he was a man of many, many, flight delay minutes
Wow. Every time Jimmy Carter flew on a plane, he shook hands with each person on the plane.
“That's who he was. Someone who treated people as people.”
“That's who he was. Someone who treated people as people.”
January 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
he was a man of many, many, flight delay minutes
one NYE they should put the London Eye on really really fast
January 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
one NYE they should put the London Eye on really really fast
imagine being both the worlds richest and insecurest man. what a world
December 28, 2024 at 7:12 PM
imagine being both the worlds richest and insecurest man. what a world