Hyena Beans 🐾
@hyenabeans.bsky.social
Born 1987 (old).
🔞NO minors. 🔞
Yes, I work as a developer.
Yes, I think "AI" is a plague.
Yes, I sometimes draw stuff.
Yes, I support LGBTQ+
Languages I speak : 🇬🇧🇩🇪🇧🇻🇨🇵
Languages I understand: (many)
People I support: 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Me: 💖💜💙
🔞NO minors. 🔞
Yes, I work as a developer.
Yes, I think "AI" is a plague.
Yes, I sometimes draw stuff.
Yes, I support LGBTQ+
Languages I speak : 🇬🇧🇩🇪🇧🇻🇨🇵
Languages I understand: (many)
People I support: 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Me: 💖💜💙
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Hyena Beans 🐾
@hyenabeans.bsky.social
· Aug 5
1.🧵
Guys, girls and nonbinary pals. I have a few people I want you to follow. This might be a thread.
Sure let's make it a thread.
@g0llysmut.bsky.social, now besides being a genuinely nice person, he does really good art.
Bonus if you like feet, let's get him to at least 1k subs.
Guys, girls and nonbinary pals. I have a few people I want you to follow. This might be a thread.
Sure let's make it a thread.
@g0llysmut.bsky.social, now besides being a genuinely nice person, he does really good art.
Bonus if you like feet, let's get him to at least 1k subs.
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Artist #mutuals! I have an idea in the works and I thought it’d be fun to have a collaborative element. I need some hastily scribbled / sloppily drawn graffiti you might see on the wall of a bar or something. Looking to pay 3-4 of you like $5 each for work that matches that cost - quality index!
February 20, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Artist #mutuals! I have an idea in the works and I thought it’d be fun to have a collaborative element. I need some hastily scribbled / sloppily drawn graffiti you might see on the wall of a bar or something. Looking to pay 3-4 of you like $5 each for work that matches that cost - quality index!
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Yes, HR (Hyena Relations) does really want to see you.
February 19, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Yes, HR (Hyena Relations) does really want to see you.
Yes, HR (Hyena Relations) does really want to see you.
February 19, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Yes, HR (Hyena Relations) does really want to see you.
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Kat all big and sweaty on top of Sev
February 18, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Kat all big and sweaty on top of Sev
You ever write code, and wonder what people who don't know think it does?
public function childrenWithTrashedParents()
{
return $this->children()->withTrashedParents();
}
public function childrenWithTrashedParentsAndChildren()
{
return $this->children()->withTrashedParents()->withTrashed();
}
public function childrenWithTrashedParents()
{
return $this->children()->withTrashedParents();
}
public function childrenWithTrashedParentsAndChildren()
{
return $this->children()->withTrashedParents()->withTrashed();
}
February 19, 2026 at 12:43 PM
You ever write code, and wonder what people who don't know think it does?
public function childrenWithTrashedParents()
{
return $this->children()->withTrashedParents();
}
public function childrenWithTrashedParentsAndChildren()
{
return $this->children()->withTrashedParents()->withTrashed();
}
public function childrenWithTrashedParents()
{
return $this->children()->withTrashedParents();
}
public function childrenWithTrashedParentsAndChildren()
{
return $this->children()->withTrashedParents()->withTrashed();
}
Forgive my football posting.
BUT FUCK YEAH ! Get wrecked ARSEnal ! 🐺🟨⬛️⚽️
Also I thought Jesus was suppose to turn the other cheek. Him only getting a yellow after that seems very stupid.
All right, back to drawing...
BUT FUCK YEAH ! Get wrecked ARSEnal ! 🐺🟨⬛️⚽️
Also I thought Jesus was suppose to turn the other cheek. Him only getting a yellow after that seems very stupid.
All right, back to drawing...
February 18, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Forgive my football posting.
BUT FUCK YEAH ! Get wrecked ARSEnal ! 🐺🟨⬛️⚽️
Also I thought Jesus was suppose to turn the other cheek. Him only getting a yellow after that seems very stupid.
All right, back to drawing...
BUT FUCK YEAH ! Get wrecked ARSEnal ! 🐺🟨⬛️⚽️
Also I thought Jesus was suppose to turn the other cheek. Him only getting a yellow after that seems very stupid.
All right, back to drawing...
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Horse Annoyed At All The Year Of The Horse Comments She Getting https://theonion.com/horse-annoyed-at-all-the-year-of-the-horse-comments-she-getting/
February 18, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Horse Annoyed At All The Year Of The Horse Comments She Getting https://theonion.com/horse-annoyed-at-all-the-year-of-the-horse-comments-she-getting/
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Something like this, maybe?
February 17, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Something like this, maybe?
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HR wants to talk to you....👠💼
February 17, 2026 at 5:28 PM
HR wants to talk to you....👠💼
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In its more horrific method of retribution, the mob will sometimes dress victims as mimes, place them in glass
boxes, and let them perish slowly in full view of the public.
boxes, and let them perish slowly in full view of the public.
February 18, 2026 at 12:21 PM
In its more horrific method of retribution, the mob will sometimes dress victims as mimes, place them in glass
boxes, and let them perish slowly in full view of the public.
boxes, and let them perish slowly in full view of the public.
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Bill Watterson, 1991
February 17, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Bill Watterson, 1991
HR wants to talk to you....👠💼
February 17, 2026 at 5:28 PM
HR wants to talk to you....👠💼
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Starwars reddit mods seem nice
Posted about my Dark Forces video and genuinely wanted to discuss it, got perma banned immediately from the entire sub.. then tried to just talk with a mod haha
Alrighty then
Posted about my Dark Forces video and genuinely wanted to discuss it, got perma banned immediately from the entire sub.. then tried to just talk with a mod haha
Alrighty then
February 17, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Starwars reddit mods seem nice
Posted about my Dark Forces video and genuinely wanted to discuss it, got perma banned immediately from the entire sub.. then tried to just talk with a mod haha
Alrighty then
Posted about my Dark Forces video and genuinely wanted to discuss it, got perma banned immediately from the entire sub.. then tried to just talk with a mod haha
Alrighty then
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“I would have gotten away scot-free if I had just gotten rid of the evidence. ... But, shoot—I’m a pack rat.”
February 17, 2026 at 12:21 PM
“I would have gotten away scot-free if I had just gotten rid of the evidence. ... But, shoot—I’m a pack rat.”
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After a hard workout, its always impossible to get your compression shirt off 🥵
Also, who IS she?? 👀✨️✨️
Also, who IS she?? 👀✨️✨️
September 6, 2024 at 2:42 AM
After a hard workout, its always impossible to get your compression shirt off 🥵
Also, who IS she?? 👀✨️✨️
Also, who IS she?? 👀✨️✨️
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When you use Suno, you're using a bullshit machine to create the "music" for you. YOU are not the one producing the music. You learn nothing about theory, the process to create, or even music itself. Ask anyone who uses Suno a question about music and I guarantee they couldn't answer it.
What do we think about the assertion in this meme? I know, we think it's asinine, but I'm looking for specific arguments as to why it's asinine.
February 16, 2026 at 7:32 PM
When you use Suno, you're using a bullshit machine to create the "music" for you. YOU are not the one producing the music. You learn nothing about theory, the process to create, or even music itself. Ask anyone who uses Suno a question about music and I guarantee they couldn't answer it.
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from napkin to digital pencil. I am rather pleased with this pose :3
February 15, 2026 at 8:45 PM
from napkin to digital pencil. I am rather pleased with this pose :3
Getting tired of inspo always striking at work. So bought a cheap tablet.
February 16, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Getting tired of inspo always striking at work. So bought a cheap tablet.
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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Sweden curling set up a sting operation to catch Canada cheating i’m fucking losing it
February 16, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Sweden curling set up a sting operation to catch Canada cheating i’m fucking losing it
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from napkin to digital pencil. I am rather pleased with this pose :3
February 15, 2026 at 8:45 PM
from napkin to digital pencil. I am rather pleased with this pose :3
