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This app is not good for my mental health but it's really just because being this informed will make anyone want to lose their fucking mind.
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This app is not good for my mental health but it's really just because being this informed will make anyone want to lose their fucking mind.
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if my job was involved in running the country and the country was going like ours was i would probably hang myself in a very public way like the nanny in "the omen"
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
if my job was involved in running the country and the country was going like ours was i would probably hang myself in a very public way like the nanny in "the omen"
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MR. BEAN: *eating a pastel de natas at a sidewalk cafe in Lisbon at sunset* mmmMMMrrroueeee
YODA: *doing the same* oooouuMMMRRRhhhmmmm
YODA: *doing the same* oooouuMMMRRRhhhmmmm
November 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
MR. BEAN: *eating a pastel de natas at a sidewalk cafe in Lisbon at sunset* mmmMMMrrroueeee
YODA: *doing the same* oooouuMMMRRRhhhmmmm
YODA: *doing the same* oooouuMMMRRRhhhmmmm
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whos in the social media bubble now you gooncel freaks
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
whos in the social media bubble now you gooncel freaks
”weapons” ending cuomo edit
“Weapons ending” + Cuomo + Real
“weapons (2025)” ending Cuomo version
“Andrew Cuomo” + “Weapons (2025) Ending” documentary version
“Weapons Ending” disgraced governor version
“Weapons ending” + Cuomo + Real
“weapons (2025)” ending Cuomo version
“Andrew Cuomo” + “Weapons (2025) Ending” documentary version
“Weapons Ending” disgraced governor version
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
”weapons” ending cuomo edit
“Weapons ending” + Cuomo + Real
“weapons (2025)” ending Cuomo version
“Andrew Cuomo” + “Weapons (2025) Ending” documentary version
“Weapons Ending” disgraced governor version
“Weapons ending” + Cuomo + Real
“weapons (2025)” ending Cuomo version
“Andrew Cuomo” + “Weapons (2025) Ending” documentary version
“Weapons Ending” disgraced governor version
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An order of chicken fingers is called a hand. “Gimme a hand of fingies,” you say. If you want dipping sauce you ask for them to “paint the nails.”
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
An order of chicken fingers is called a hand. “Gimme a hand of fingies,” you say. If you want dipping sauce you ask for them to “paint the nails.”
October 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
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Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
TERRIBLE NEWS!
with the eastern facade of the White House removed, our dear president has caught The Vapours from undue exposure to that Cold Marsh Air 😰
with the eastern facade of the White House removed, our dear president has caught The Vapours from undue exposure to that Cold Marsh Air 😰
October 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM
TERRIBLE NEWS!
with the eastern facade of the White House removed, our dear president has caught The Vapours from undue exposure to that Cold Marsh Air 😰
with the eastern facade of the White House removed, our dear president has caught The Vapours from undue exposure to that Cold Marsh Air 😰
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while you were playing dark souls I was “getting good” at ball-in-cup. I’m extremely good at ball-in-cup
October 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
while you were playing dark souls I was “getting good” at ball-in-cup. I’m extremely good at ball-in-cup
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Many of you would cast a glance at this “Elvira,” with her shock of messy black hair and tattered dress, and dismiss her as some dirty hag. But those who dare look longer might find that she has a certain allure.
And I do dare!
And I do dare!
September 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Many of you would cast a glance at this “Elvira,” with her shock of messy black hair and tattered dress, and dismiss her as some dirty hag. But those who dare look longer might find that she has a certain allure.
And I do dare!
And I do dare!
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"don't you wish you could go to Walmart.... in two thousand and two???" what. do you have encephalitis
September 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"don't you wish you could go to Walmart.... in two thousand and two???" what. do you have encephalitis
catching a shrimp in my mouth at the hibachi place, then sticking out my tongue to reveal ive tied it in a knot
September 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
catching a shrimp in my mouth at the hibachi place, then sticking out my tongue to reveal ive tied it in a knot
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things kind of stink now but you basically dont have to hear that pearl jam song "jeremy" anymore ever unless you actively want to hear it. it used to be you would be hear eddie vedder hooting like five or six times a day and you were powerless to stop it
September 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
things kind of stink now but you basically dont have to hear that pearl jam song "jeremy" anymore ever unless you actively want to hear it. it used to be you would be hear eddie vedder hooting like five or six times a day and you were powerless to stop it
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Testing a theory:
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
CAN I GET A 'FUCK ICE' IN CHAT
ICE is only as old as the Kangaroo Jack movie and neither needed to exist
September 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Testing a theory:
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
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GEORGE: I'm thinking of letting my trauma and rage form a tulpa
JERRY: everyones got a tulpa these days. and you know why? people love to say TUL-pah. 'oh that was my TUL-pah,' 'how could you do that with my TUL-pah' 'oh god not my TUL-pah!!!'
THE DARK KRAMER: HROOOOOOAAAA
JERRY: everyones got a tulpa these days. and you know why? people love to say TUL-pah. 'oh that was my TUL-pah,' 'how could you do that with my TUL-pah' 'oh god not my TUL-pah!!!'
THE DARK KRAMER: HROOOOOOAAAA
September 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
GEORGE: I'm thinking of letting my trauma and rage form a tulpa
JERRY: everyones got a tulpa these days. and you know why? people love to say TUL-pah. 'oh that was my TUL-pah,' 'how could you do that with my TUL-pah' 'oh god not my TUL-pah!!!'
THE DARK KRAMER: HROOOOOOAAAA
JERRY: everyones got a tulpa these days. and you know why? people love to say TUL-pah. 'oh that was my TUL-pah,' 'how could you do that with my TUL-pah' 'oh god not my TUL-pah!!!'
THE DARK KRAMER: HROOOOOOAAAA
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Once again: it would be so tight if the worst people in the world could stop having their wildest dreams come true for one fucking second!!!
at the zenith of RFK Jr. breaking medicine, science and trust forever, Olivia Nuzzi is named West Coast Editor of Vanity Fair.
Vanity Fair Welcomes Jennifer Pastore, Olivia Nuzzi, Lindsey Underwood, Aidan McLaughlin, and More New Hires
The announcement includes the appointment of a new creative director, writers, editors, and a social team.
www.vanityfair.com
September 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Once again: it would be so tight if the worst people in the world could stop having their wildest dreams come true for one fucking second!!!
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I think the Powerball is like a roguelike and every run through brings me closer to the jackpot
September 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I think the Powerball is like a roguelike and every run through brings me closer to the jackpot