human skeleton
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im growing increasingly concerned that luck is not what lemon pigs are attracting
January 2, 2026 at 3:48 AM
im growing increasingly concerned that luck is not what lemon pigs are attracting
January 2, 2026 at 3:05 AM
those truly were… some stranger things
January 1, 2026 at 4:26 AM
those truly were… some stranger things
WINE TALK:
they named it ”19 Crimes”, because the 20th Crime was making and selling the DANG wine 🤣🤣🤣
#winetalk #kroger #krogerwinesection #theauntsknowwhatimean
they named it ”19 Crimes”, because the 20th Crime was making and selling the DANG wine 🤣🤣🤣
#winetalk #kroger #krogerwinesection #theauntsknowwhatimean
December 29, 2025 at 5:51 AM
WINE TALK:
they named it ”19 Crimes”, because the 20th Crime was making and selling the DANG wine 🤣🤣🤣
#winetalk #kroger #krogerwinesection #theauntsknowwhatimean
they named it ”19 Crimes”, because the 20th Crime was making and selling the DANG wine 🤣🤣🤣
#winetalk #kroger #krogerwinesection #theauntsknowwhatimean
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The FBI has a file on me because of the time I drank three “Old Timey BJs” (a 40oz bottle of Olde English 800 drank down to the label and refilled with Bartles & Jaymes) and briefly started speaking fluent Russian. They put me in the X Files under “Ballers With National Security Implications”
December 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The FBI has a file on me because of the time I drank three “Old Timey BJs” (a 40oz bottle of Olde English 800 drank down to the label and refilled with Bartles & Jaymes) and briefly started speaking fluent Russian. They put me in the X Files under “Ballers With National Security Implications”
torn apart by hammers (pointy end)
December 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
torn apart by hammers (pointy end)
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these things… are just getting stranger!
#streaming
#streaming
December 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
these things… are just getting stranger!
#streaming
#streaming
now, more than ever, christmas is about portals
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
now, more than ever, christmas is about portals
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I can now confirm that Santa goes back up the chimney via peristalsis
December 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I can now confirm that Santa goes back up the chimney via peristalsis
im your “holiday helper”, here to make the season more cheerful/bigger
December 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
im your “holiday helper”, here to make the season more cheerful/bigger
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once i become a beautiful millionaire its over for you fools
December 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
once i become a beautiful millionaire its over for you fools
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sometimes a masterpiece is too good to wait. from the upcoming show Strip Law, I give you the song "Pizza Party"
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
sometimes a masterpiece is too good to wait. from the upcoming show Strip Law, I give you the song "Pizza Party"
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
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nation in distress once again cries out for Crab Vat ™
There should be a constitutional mechanism for removing a president. Not impeachment, something that actually works, maybe like a catapult
December 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
nation in distress once again cries out for Crab Vat ™
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i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
December 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
-indescribable strength…
December 14, 2025 at 5:19 AM
-indescribable strength…
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I'll be president one time if you do good. I'll be president two times if you do bad.
December 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I'll be president one time if you do good. I'll be president two times if you do bad.
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Mmm. Sounds like you need to speak to purchasing. Let me transfer you to Groyber Estupido, one moment for Groyber
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Mmm. Sounds like you need to speak to purchasing. Let me transfer you to Groyber Estupido, one moment for Groyber
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welcome to Suckoff Cove… A sunny beachside resort, with a terrible secret…
October 9, 2023 at 9:14 PM
welcome to Suckoff Cove… A sunny beachside resort, with a terrible secret…
Royal Flavours,
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Royal Flavours,
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i got pregnant from eating a hungryman meal
December 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
i got pregnant from eating a hungryman meal
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The Penitent Jokester: Pranks of Contrition™
July 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The Penitent Jokester: Pranks of Contrition™