Jess
@humannamedjess.bsky.social
Just a Xennial filled with existential dread…and a mom, non-trad wife, horror movie enthusiast, Swiftie 🫶🏻, pop culture & pop music lover, never ever MAGA, and perimenopausal! 🥵
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Jess
@humannamedjess.bsky.social
· Jun 7
ICE = Gestapo
Gestapo = ICE
MAGA = Nazis
Nazis = MAGA
Trump administration = Hitler
Hitler = Trump administration
You have to include the whole Trump administration to get one full brain in the mix.
Gestapo = ICE
MAGA = Nazis
Nazis = MAGA
Trump administration = Hitler
Hitler = Trump administration
You have to include the whole Trump administration to get one full brain in the mix.
And, remember ladies…
Quiet, piggy!
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
I’d need to very swiftly see if his face is flappy like that lady on TikTok.
Quiet, piggy!
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
I’d need to very swiftly see if his face is flappy like that lady on TikTok.
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
And, remember ladies…
Quiet, piggy!
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
I’d need to very swiftly see if his face is flappy like that lady on TikTok.
Quiet, piggy!
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
I’d need to very swiftly see if his face is flappy like that lady on TikTok.
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Megyn Kelly said she thinks “there’s a difference between a 5 year old and a 15 year old” when it comes to sexual abuse. Megyn Kelly has a 14 year old daughter. Megyn Kelly is going to Hell.
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Megyn Kelly said she thinks “there’s a difference between a 5 year old and a 15 year old” when it comes to sexual abuse. Megyn Kelly has a 14 year old daughter. Megyn Kelly is going to Hell.
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Don’t forget to send Chuck Schumer an email to tell him he’s a fucking loser and he should resign immediately
Message Chuck | U.S. Senator Chuck Schumer of New York
The Official U.S. Senate website of Senator Chuck Schumer of New York
www.schumer.senate.gov
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Don’t forget to send Chuck Schumer an email to tell him he’s a fucking loser and he should resign immediately
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Please don’t think this beltway game of having retiring Dem senators vote yes while everyone else votes no is going to shield leadership from the end result. We see what is happening and can’t be fooled by those games.
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Please don’t think this beltway game of having retiring Dem senators vote yes while everyone else votes no is going to shield leadership from the end result. We see what is happening and can’t be fooled by those games.
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The utter stupidity of pursuing a criminal trial against someone for throwing a sandwich that bounced off a bullet proof vest pissing away hundreds of thousands of dollars for this joke is the perfect encapsulation of this Administration.
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The utter stupidity of pursuing a criminal trial against someone for throwing a sandwich that bounced off a bullet proof vest pissing away hundreds of thousands of dollars for this joke is the perfect encapsulation of this Administration.
Sometimes I wonder how dumb Sony feels about K-Pop Demon Hunters and what other great things are locked in the horrible studio greenlight system…
November 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Sometimes I wonder how dumb Sony feels about K-Pop Demon Hunters and what other great things are locked in the horrible studio greenlight system…
If you tell @jd-vance-1.bsky.social to eat 💩 and 🪦 on his very first Bluesky post back in July, then your Bluesky will be suspended for 24 hours on October 25 of the same year!
🌈 The More You Know! 🌈
🌈 The More You Know! 🌈
October 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
If you tell @jd-vance-1.bsky.social to eat 💩 and 🪦 on his very first Bluesky post back in July, then your Bluesky will be suspended for 24 hours on October 25 of the same year!
🌈 The More You Know! 🌈
🌈 The More You Know! 🌈
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probably marks me as old fashioned but i'm not a fan of politicians cursing like this
Q: What could Maduro do?
TRUMP: He's offered everything. You know why? Because he doesn't want to fuck around with the United States
TRUMP: He's offered everything. You know why? Because he doesn't want to fuck around with the United States
October 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
probably marks me as old fashioned but i'm not a fan of politicians cursing like this
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This morning, I was hit in the face by a baton.
I’m going to have a pretty gnarly bruise but we need to remember why this is happening: Trump and ICE are rounding up our neighbors, treating them as subhuman, and shipping them off to labor camps in foreign countries. It has to end.
I’m going to have a pretty gnarly bruise but we need to remember why this is happening: Trump and ICE are rounding up our neighbors, treating them as subhuman, and shipping them off to labor camps in foreign countries. It has to end.
October 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This morning, I was hit in the face by a baton.
I’m going to have a pretty gnarly bruise but we need to remember why this is happening: Trump and ICE are rounding up our neighbors, treating them as subhuman, and shipping them off to labor camps in foreign countries. It has to end.
I’m going to have a pretty gnarly bruise but we need to remember why this is happening: Trump and ICE are rounding up our neighbors, treating them as subhuman, and shipping them off to labor camps in foreign countries. It has to end.
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Tough to watch. #AmericanGerontocracy 🇺🇸
October 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Tough to watch. #AmericanGerontocracy 🇺🇸
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Salesforce told ICE that its A.I. software could help the agency nearly triple its staff, according to internal documents, as President Trump expands immigration raids and deportations around the U.S. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/u...
October 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Salesforce told ICE that its A.I. software could help the agency nearly triple its staff, according to internal documents, as President Trump expands immigration raids and deportations around the U.S. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/u...
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We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.
When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
October 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.
When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
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I'm sitting here thinking about having a 15 daughter being chased down and abducted by masked men while the local police watch and let them carry her away to god-knows where w/zero accountability
we have to understand that girls are in severe danger of sexual violence from anonymous ICE goons
we have to understand that girls are in severe danger of sexual violence from anonymous ICE goons
October 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I'm sitting here thinking about having a 15 daughter being chased down and abducted by masked men while the local police watch and let them carry her away to god-knows where w/zero accountability
we have to understand that girls are in severe danger of sexual violence from anonymous ICE goons
we have to understand that girls are in severe danger of sexual violence from anonymous ICE goons
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Soybean farmers should dump their beans on Capitol Hill…
October 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Soybean farmers should dump their beans on Capitol Hill…
Free the Frog!!!
I don’t think we’re talking enough about the fact that we successfully took back the frog. Like it has been a meme for the alt right for years now, and thanks to these Portland inflatable costumes, we’re taking it back
October 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Free the Frog!!!
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Very much enjoying the inflatable frog segment of the civil war.
October 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Very much enjoying the inflatable frog segment of the civil war.
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News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."
One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."
One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."
October 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."
One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."
One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."
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Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.
October 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.
I was laid off from Paramount before the deal, with the rest of 15% of the company, while the the 3 Co-CEOs renegotiated their severance packages in our faces. I saw and witnessed such grossness at that company before any of this and I am so happy to have been laid off vs having to quit now. Quit!
I wrote about the Elizabeth Holmes of the media lyz.substack.com/p/let-the-al...
October 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I was laid off from Paramount before the deal, with the rest of 15% of the company, while the the 3 Co-CEOs renegotiated their severance packages in our faces. I saw and witnessed such grossness at that company before any of this and I am so happy to have been laid off vs having to quit now. Quit!
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The internet HATES happy women. Just despises them, lol.
October 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The internet HATES happy women. Just despises them, lol.
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CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?
October 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?
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We would like to thank Kristi Noem for bringing cameras with her everywhere and collecting evidence for her future trial at The Hague.
October 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
We would like to thank Kristi Noem for bringing cameras with her everywhere and collecting evidence for her future trial at The Hague.
Guess it was time to officially end my time on TikTok when opalite and onyx references in a song became racist and wanting to have kids that look like you & your soon-to-be spouse is MAGA trad wife’in.
We have totally completely incredibly magnificently lost every single plot there ever was EVER!
We have totally completely incredibly magnificently lost every single plot there ever was EVER!
October 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Guess it was time to officially end my time on TikTok when opalite and onyx references in a song became racist and wanting to have kids that look like you & your soon-to-be spouse is MAGA trad wife’in.
We have totally completely incredibly magnificently lost every single plot there ever was EVER!
We have totally completely incredibly magnificently lost every single plot there ever was EVER!