htiek
@htiekr.bsky.social
The internet’s foremost Zach Zaidman hater
I need someone to make a Wario64 bot that filters out all of the Amazon products and cynical shovelware that inexplicably gets posted
January 31, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I need someone to make a Wario64 bot that filters out all of the Amazon products and cynical shovelware that inexplicably gets posted
I wonder if Donna knows that her Hawks sweater autographed by Mark Bell and Tuomo Ruutu is for sale at the Brown Elephant in Andersonville?
January 29, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I wonder if Donna knows that her Hawks sweater autographed by Mark Bell and Tuomo Ruutu is for sale at the Brown Elephant in Andersonville?
Living my truth (doing Sagat cosplay in a dual-wielding Caestus Dark Souls run)
January 27, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Living my truth (doing Sagat cosplay in a dual-wielding Caestus Dark Souls run)
Neat that the Italian team apparently features Temu Kyle Tucker
Let’s all say “buongiorno” to my favorite Olympic curlers:
Let's All Say "Buongiorno" To My Favorite Olympic Curlers | Defector
Mixed doubles curling is the sport I’m most looking forward to across all of the Olympics. The competition is a lengthy journey that rewards close attention, but I also believe it’s one of the best…
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January 27, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Neat that the Italian team apparently features Temu Kyle Tucker
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Ah, see it’s funny because we hate brown people AND we hate women
January 27, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Ah, see it’s funny because we hate brown people AND we hate women
Going to Madrid and likely Dublin afterwards next week, if I didn’t have to “take medication” I’d probably just stay there
January 26, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Going to Madrid and likely Dublin afterwards next week, if I didn’t have to “take medication” I’d probably just stay there
I wonder how the engineers at Agiloft sleep at night knowing that they made the slowest, clunkiest, least intuitive piece of dogshit software they possibly could have come up with
January 26, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I wonder how the engineers at Agiloft sleep at night knowing that they made the slowest, clunkiest, least intuitive piece of dogshit software they possibly could have come up with
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Hey Chicago cyclists: we got an ask for squeezable water bottles for eye wash in the Twin Cities and I bet those plastic ones you seem to accumulate at races would be perfect. DM me for a drop-off address (Albany Park) or possible shipping details if you have a large quantity
January 26, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Hey Chicago cyclists: we got an ask for squeezable water bottles for eye wash in the Twin Cities and I bet those plastic ones you seem to accumulate at races would be perfect. DM me for a drop-off address (Albany Park) or possible shipping details if you have a large quantity
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hate how the eerie music is leveled too high. I want to hear what skeeter thinks about kant
September 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
hate how the eerie music is leveled too high. I want to hear what skeeter thinks about kant
Bad day for Kroenke Sports and Entertainment
January 26, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Bad day for Kroenke Sports and Entertainment
Love an anticlimactic goal
January 25, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Love an anticlimactic goal
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Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
January 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
I’m actually grimly curious to see what the spin of this is going to be
January 24, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I’m actually grimly curious to see what the spin of this is going to be
Whoever the color commentator is on ESPN tonight hasn't said a single sentence without tripping over at least one word all game and it's driving me insane
January 24, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Whoever the color commentator is on ESPN tonight hasn't said a single sentence without tripping over at least one word all game and it's driving me insane
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I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
No one ever said Viktor Gyokeres couldn’t kick the shit out of the ball
January 20, 2026 at 9:44 PM
No one ever said Viktor Gyokeres couldn’t kick the shit out of the ball
Sure wish I was at the San Siro right now
January 20, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Sure wish I was at the San Siro right now
Just imagine it: a commemorative T-shirt that reads “NATIONAL CHAMPIONS 2027 UNIVERSITY OF ILLINOIS-CHICAGO”
Now very much of the opinion that if Indiana can do it, anyone can do it. Dare to dream and all that
January 20, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Just imagine it: a commemorative T-shirt that reads “NATIONAL CHAMPIONS 2027 UNIVERSITY OF ILLINOIS-CHICAGO”
Adewale Ogunleye hell yeah
January 20, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Adewale Ogunleye hell yeah
I'm not trying to be a sports scold or anything but it's a bummer that the uncurated part of my tiny corner of the internet (not Bsky) has moved in a direction where the reaction to last night isn't "that sucks but man what a fun season this was" but rather "we need to assign blame to an individual"
January 19, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I'm not trying to be a sports scold or anything but it's a bummer that the uncurated part of my tiny corner of the internet (not Bsky) has moved in a direction where the reaction to last night isn't "that sucks but man what a fun season this was" but rather "we need to assign blame to an individual"
In 2011 I went to an 11:30am Hawks/Flyers game at the UC the same day as the Bears/Packers NFC Championship game at 2pm and the vibes were EXTREMELY weird
The Panthers have an 8 p.m. game in Minnesota on Saturday night before coming to Chicago for Sunday's game. So if the Bears win tonight, the NHL can't really move this game up much to accommodate. Could make for an interesting environment at the UC.
January 18, 2026 at 11:26 PM
In 2011 I went to an 11:30am Hawks/Flyers game at the UC the same day as the Bears/Packers NFC Championship game at 2pm and the vibes were EXTREMELY weird
This is such a dumb football game lol
January 18, 2026 at 9:40 PM
This is such a dumb football game lol