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merriam-webster.com
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
it’s impossible to make your own pasta from scratch at home. no one has ever done it
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
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November 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
I love this set in my collection showing that magic moment when a cat sees you and decides to come visit. ✨
Black and white photo of a short haired, black tuxedo cat standing beside a sidewalk with its head, turned toward the viewer. Black and white photo of a short haired, black tuxedo cat walking beside a sidewalk toward the viewer with its tail up in a friendly posture.
October 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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theonion.com
Lawyer Friend Makes Strong Case For Nachos https://theonion.com/lawyer-friend-makes-strong-case-for-nachos-1819567126/
Lawyer Friend Makes Strong Case For Nachos
October 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back
October 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
they need to stop making all these different movies. just make one movie where everything happens
September 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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theonion.com
Family Views Getting Sunburned As Moral Failing https://theonion.com/family-views-getting-sunburned-as-moral-failing/
Family Views Getting Sunburned As Moral Failing
September 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
we're gonna get rolling in about 10 minutes www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHNw...
When a tractor company played in the NFL | SCORIGAMI, Part 1 of 4
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September 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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chainbear.bsky.social
Ah, I see, I see.
Doctored screen shot of RaceFans article. There is a photo of Leclerc and the real headline "Vasseur explains why Ferrari didn't use Hamilton to give Leclerc a tow" and then the fake text underneath "we are a bunch of clowns,"said Vasseur. "Just an absolute parade of chumps."
September 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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cammieracing.bsky.social
Free Practice 1 at Monza isn't far away now! A #throwbackthursday to a very deserving winner around the temple of speed; Pierre Gasly! Who joined him on that podium though?

#F1 #ItalianGP
Illustration of Pierre Gasly's race winning AT01 car.
September 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
i just turned on the us open and i swear to god there is a net right in the middle of the court. the players have to hit the ball over it to even play
August 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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theonion.com
Cash-Strapped Subway Threatens To Reveal Identities Of Customers Who Eat Subway If They Don’t Pay
August 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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theonion.com
Deli Worker Searches For Palest, Mealiest Tomato To Put On Customer’s Sandwich https://theonion.com/deli-worker-searches-for-palest-mealiest-tomato-to-put-1845051858/
Deli Worker Searches For Palest, Mealiest Tomato To Put On Customer’s Sandwich
August 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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foldablehuman.bsky.social
R/aitubers is all the entitlement of NewTubers but exclusively for people openly churning out slop.

“I’ve automated 2-4 videos daily, zero human intervention, I spend a half hour a week working on this, why am I not getting paid yet?”
August 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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theonion.com
Area Man Already Knows Which Chicken Tender He’s Saving For Last
Area Man Already Knows Which Chicken Tender He’s Saving For Last
August 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
went to the store
July 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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theonion.com
HR Improves Company Morale By Giving Employees Constant Stream Of Dumbass Bullshit To Mock
HR Improves Company Morale By Giving Employees Constant Stream Of Dumbass Bullshit To Mock
AUSTIN, TX—Providing workers with an opportunity for some lighthearted fun, the human resources department of local ad agency Milner-Ferraro reportedly improved company morale by giving employees a co...
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July 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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chainbear.bsky.social
Very Ferrari coded
Tweet that reads "Probably a sign your team is not in great shape when your local broadcast is showing graphics like this." with an image of a basketball TV still with a graphics saying: "GREEK MYTHOLOGY 101 WHO IS SISYPHUS? * KING OF EPHYRA, DEVIOUS TYRANT + WOULD KILL VISITORS OF EPHYRA TO SHOW OFF HIS POWER, WHICH ANGERED THE GODS + PUNISHMENT: ROLL A BOULDER UP EACHh TIME WOULD ROLL BACK DOWN * MUST REPEAT THIS ACTION FOR ALL ETERNITY"
July 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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theonion.com
Seagull With Diarrhea Barely Makes It To Crowded Beach In Time
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Seagull With Diarrhea Barely Makes It To Crowded Beach In Time
July 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. There is also a third fox, who is red. Blue and Green are standing side-by-side, as Red, Blue's mother, is facing them. Red: Would you like some homemade applesauce? Fresh nettles? A whole smoked fish? Blue: No th- Green, interrupting: Yes please. The foxes are in the same positions, but Green is now surrounded by a jar of applesauce, a packet of smoked fish, and a bag of nettle leaves. Red: How about some honey? Mushrooms? Bilberry jam? A loaf of bread? Green: Yes, yes, and yes! The offered homemade treats and gifts continue accumulating around Green. Red: Birch sap? Seed potatoes? Parsley? Some gourds from the garden? Green: Yes, thank you! As they're left by themselves, Blue turns to address Green, who is currently in the process of swallowing an entire pumpkin whole, unhingeing his jaw like a snake. Blue: Accepting everything mom gives feels like freeloading and I feel bad about it. Green: I don't.
May 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Report: It Will Never Feel Right Seeing Dad In Backseat Of Car
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Report: It Will Never Feel Right Seeing Dad In Backseat Of Car
June 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
what's your 200 millionth favorite frame you've ever seen in a film? for me it's probably this frame from the end of taken 2 where liam neeson's family goes out for ice cream and the server is briefly seen walking a tray of sundaes in front of the characters. way down the list for me
shot from the end of taken 2 where liam neeson's family goes out for ice cream and the server walks in front of the characters
June 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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foldablehuman.bsky.social
Next year start referring to Stardew Valley and Factorio as "vintage"
June 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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the11devans.bsky.social
Imagine if entropy didn't exist. Trying to mix up your salad and the dressing keeps forming into a singular ball
May 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM