hoverboot.bsky.social
@hoverboot.bsky.social
Bitch you think this is my only yoyo
November 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Bitch you think this is my only yoyo
Beyblade gacha game
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Beyblade gacha game
Sharing custody of my podcast with my bitch ex-wife
October 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sharing custody of my podcast with my bitch ex-wife
My wife: "I love you and your words, but what do you have to say that is so important that you need a podcast?"
September 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
My wife: "I love you and your words, but what do you have to say that is so important that you need a podcast?"
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new tech thing after AI should be orbs
August 14, 2025 at 12:06 PM
new tech thing after AI should be orbs
We're kinda like the Harlem Globetrotters of bowling
July 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
We're kinda like the Harlem Globetrotters of bowling
Annoying my wife so much that they're going to have to add a verse to the cell block tango about me
June 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Annoying my wife so much that they're going to have to add a verse to the cell block tango about me
Is the count Jewish?
May 31, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Is the count Jewish?
The next chicken sandwich wars will be fought over which brand can serve the longest hot dog.
May 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The next chicken sandwich wars will be fought over which brand can serve the longest hot dog.
Me meeting the cast of Storage Wars: "thank you for your service"
May 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Me meeting the cast of Storage Wars: "thank you for your service"
When you were a kid, did you ever do the <pause> indigenous peoples' sunburn?
April 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
When you were a kid, did you ever do the <pause> indigenous peoples' sunburn?
Trying to figure out why jellycat is good but funko pops are bad
February 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Trying to figure out why jellycat is good but funko pops are bad
I think I'd be good at having a Michelin Star
January 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I think I'd be good at having a Michelin Star
Wearing a backwards hat and sitting backwards on a chair like a youth priest. It's important to me that the hat is right relative to the chair.
January 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Wearing a backwards hat and sitting backwards on a chair like a youth priest. It's important to me that the hat is right relative to the chair.
I love that movie except for that one racist part.
January 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I love that movie except for that one racist part.
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building up a layer of seasoning on a pan is the closest real life ever gets to leveling up a good video game sword
December 5, 2024 at 12:51 PM
building up a layer of seasoning on a pan is the closest real life ever gets to leveling up a good video game sword
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I’ll tell you my opinion on tariffs as soon as I get a chance to listen to both a liberal podcast and a conservative podcast
November 29, 2024 at 10:35 PM
I’ll tell you my opinion on tariffs as soon as I get a chance to listen to both a liberal podcast and a conservative podcast
I'm not the cake boss, I'm the boss that caked up
June 29, 2024 at 3:39 AM
I'm not the cake boss, I'm the boss that caked up
Pez dispenser dispenser
June 26, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Pez dispenser dispenser
Starting a campaign to get red rover into the olympics
June 24, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Starting a campaign to get red rover into the olympics
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ME: *to my wife* god, im really tired. i think im going to go ahead and go to bed early.
THE KABUKI PERFORMER WHO FOLLOWS ME AROUND AND DRAMATIZES MY ACTIONS AND EMOTIONAL STATES: *banging a huge cymbal*
THE KABUKI PERFORMER WHO FOLLOWS ME AROUND AND DRAMATIZES MY ACTIONS AND EMOTIONAL STATES: *banging a huge cymbal*
March 1, 2024 at 12:34 AM
ME: *to my wife* god, im really tired. i think im going to go ahead and go to bed early.
THE KABUKI PERFORMER WHO FOLLOWS ME AROUND AND DRAMATIZES MY ACTIONS AND EMOTIONAL STATES: *banging a huge cymbal*
THE KABUKI PERFORMER WHO FOLLOWS ME AROUND AND DRAMATIZES MY ACTIONS AND EMOTIONAL STATES: *banging a huge cymbal*
Gf watching Pinocchio: how can the company that animated the most attractive fox also make the ugliest fox?
January 23, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Gf watching Pinocchio: how can the company that animated the most attractive fox also make the ugliest fox?
I'm wearing glasses with no lenses and an ankle monitor with no electronics
January 20, 2024 at 2:52 AM
I'm wearing glasses with no lenses and an ankle monitor with no electronics
Bill SynAckman
January 19, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Bill SynAckman