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House Of Gubbins
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Fez wearing gibbon of Langton Manor and alderman of Old Knobbing On The Marsh. Whimsy frotteur, nonsense purveyor, saucy rogue & pie slut.
Writer & producer of the Pie-Fi odyssey... Black Pasty: The Gravest Of The Gravy: https://youtube.com/@BlackPasty
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The Lord of the Pies cometh!

Hard, heavy and with the uncanny bouquet of manky oats!

IN Pie-atus: When the Crust Breaks" (Gravest of the Gravy 3!!!)

youtu.be/Si_rEUFYjmc?...

#BlackPasty #ShortFilm #Comedy #scifi #Horror #HeavyMetal #Pie #BlackMetal #filmmaking #gravy
A Pie-atus: When the Crust Breaks (Gravest of the Gravy 3)
YouTube video by Black Pasty
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The Lord of the Pies is back in "Pie-atus: When the Crust Breaks" (Gravest of the Gravy 3!!!)

youtu.be/Si_rEUFYjmc?...

At the Black Pasty YouTube channel: youtube.com/@blackpasty

#BlackPasty #ShortFilm #Comedy #scifi #Horror #HeavyMetal #Pie #BlackMetal #filmmaking #gravy
November 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The Lord of the Pies cometh!

Hard, heavy and with the uncanny bouquet of manky oats!

IN Pie-atus: When the Crust Breaks" (Gravest of the Gravy 3!!!)

youtu.be/Si_rEUFYjmc?...

#BlackPasty #ShortFilm #Comedy #scifi #Horror #HeavyMetal #Pie #BlackMetal #filmmaking #gravy
A Pie-atus: When the Crust Breaks (Gravest of the Gravy 3)
YouTube video by Black Pasty
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"
July 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Spunk-a-dunk!
July 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Gubb-Morrowmorn Frolicking Frotteurs!
June 27, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Gubb-Eveningtide.

What are you cramming down thine quaff hole ce soir?
June 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
THROBBING!
June 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
BOING!!!
June 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Oily mess
That is my pants
Saline swamp
Attracting ants

#Poem #Pants
#PantsPoem
June 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Throbbing
Gooey
Wet
And
Slick

Flanks all
Foamed
Damp
With
Lick

Slathered
Slippy
Take
A
Pic

#Poem
#Poetry
#Moist
June 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Dank in key areas.
June 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
When one was a young Gubbins, quaffing to excess, decadent brouhahas and copious hijinkering with pals were the fundamental cornerstones of existence.

Now, the pinnacle of frothy aspiration is the giddy pleasure of emptying of the wash basket.

What engorging delight it is to ball those last socks.
June 20, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Phwoar Wednesday!

Bring forth thine magnificence for succour and myriad decadent brouhahas.
June 18, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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London 👇🏻
June 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Tuesday comes,
The tawdry tease.
Pore and maw
Drip with sleaze.
Wishing more,
Giving less.
Fetid nethers
Pissing cess.

#Tuesday
#Poem
June 17, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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What’s your sign?
June 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Gin for brunch
Rum for lunch
Port for snack o'clock

For later on
To moisten one
Tequila from a wok

#Sunday
#Poetry
#Whimsy
#Booze
June 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Here’s a New York Times photo of the Chicago “No Kings” rally. NYT said the march that followed spanned at least 10 blocks.
June 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
It's all go, isn't it?
June 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Akimbo, splayed and spume addled.
June 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Bouncy castle and gin day!

KA-BOINGIN!
June 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Pub garden
With my pint.
Glory be
HOORAY
HOOZAH!
Finish one
And back
To bar.
Pub garden
With my pint.

#Pub #Pint #Poetry
June 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Illustration art by Jim Schaeffing (1920-2020).
June 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The morning is
The morning does
On a throne of bacon
I waken up
I waken down
Gin & and Brie, i'm taken
My fez is doffed
My port is quaffed
Ribald rump is shaking

#Morning #Poem
#WakeUp
June 14, 2025 at 6:45 AM