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House Of Gubbins
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Fez wearing gibbon of Langton Manor and alderman of Old Knobbing On The Marsh. Whimsy frotteur, nonsense purveyor, saucy rogue & pie slut.
Writer & producer of the Pie-Fi odyssey... Black Pasty: The Gravest Of The Gravy: https://youtube.com/@BlackPasty
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The Lord of the Pies is back in "Pie-atus: When the Crust Breaks" (Gravest of the Gravy 3!!!)

youtu.be/Si_rEUFYjmc?...

At the Black Pasty YouTube channel: youtube.com/@blackpasty

#BlackPasty #ShortFilm #Comedy #scifi #Horror #HeavyMetal #Pie #BlackMetal #filmmaking #gravy
November 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"
July 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Pub garden
With my pint.
Glory be
HOORAY
HOOZAH!
Finish one
And back
To bar.
Pub garden
With my pint.

#Pub #Pint #Poetry
June 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Meanwhile...
May 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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The Bash Street Kids know best.

#TheBeno
#BashStreetKids
April 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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"TWEASURE YOUR WUV. TRU WUV WILL FOWOW YOU FOWEVA."

Classic Pope bants.
April 21, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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He shall be missed.
April 21, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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HOOZAH!

The traditional EASTER GIN KEG is hither!

#Easter #Gin
April 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Me in the national security team group chat.
March 25, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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1000 days of Duolingo, and one has only just learned the Danish for potato.

(It's 'Spudengurden').

#Duolingo
March 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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And you'll wait a bit longer. You vile verdant vulture.

#Duolingo
March 21, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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"Never be without The Beano!"
February 28, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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Bale is Claypole in Christopher Nolan's reimagining of 'Rentaghost'.

Nolan says, "He kicks Mr Meeker in the throat"
Gadzooks! Christian Bale as Mr Claypole from Rentaghost.
February 28, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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I like puffins
They are grand
The way they swim
Their massive hands
Their big top hats
Their harpoon guns
Their love of porno
And filthy puns

PUFFINS!
PUFFY PUFFY PUFFY
PUFF PUFF INS!
PUFFINS!

#PUFFINS #Poem #Poetry
Puffins wearing top hats and carrying guns.
February 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Lord Tenderloin,
Count Von Crimpdoom,
Baron Bloodsausage,
&
Generalissimo Gristle
are...
BLACK PASTY!

The Pie Worshipping, Black Metal, Warriors Of The NetherCrust!

Gasp orgasmically their magnificence hither...

youtu.be/Ac1dzZ_wQoM?...
Lord Tenderloin, Count Von Crimpdoom, Baron Bloodsausage, & Generalissimo Gristle are... BLACK PASTY! 4 Black Metal warriors wearing corpse paint and tight black clothing.
February 19, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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Tracey Moffatt.
'Piss Bags' (1978).
We've all been here.
February 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Romance.
February 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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The first crocus of spring.

What a saucy minx.
White spring crocus. Sexy as fuck. White spring crocus. Looking horny amongst green grass.
February 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
February 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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SPRUNG!
A lusty crop of snowdrops gushing forth from a lush verdancy.
January 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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this is what I post from
January 29, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Ahoy! 'Tis bath time at The House of Gubbins!

Behold the bubbling, fromagey, magnificence of THE FONDUZZI ™ ©!

One writhes with pleasure whilst submerged amongst ribald, reeking frothy.

#Fonduzzi
Outside of a large and glorious mansion, sits a fez wearing gibbon. The gibbon reclines and relaxes in a large fondue dish of bubbling cheese. This is the Fonduzzi.
January 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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Introduce yourself with
One book
One film
One album
One show

#booksky
January 23, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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The saucy Gibbon of Gubbins does love to finger a chocolate trumpet...
January 19, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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type "literally me character" in pinterest

These are my emotions throughout the day.
January 18, 2025 at 9:37 AM