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Every time someone describes an athlete as “old,” they are 6 years younger than you.
October 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Every time someone describes an athlete as “old,” they are 6 years younger than you.
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the vast majority of chipmunks are actually two mice in a trench coat
August 6, 2023 at 5:57 PM
the vast majority of chipmunks are actually two mice in a trench coat
I want Marvel Snap CCG mechanics but without the cringe superhero context.
Surely we will see a copy-cat game in the same format but without the tiresome IP eventually, yes?
Surely we will see a copy-cat game in the same format but without the tiresome IP eventually, yes?
August 3, 2023 at 12:25 AM
I want Marvel Snap CCG mechanics but without the cringe superhero context.
Surely we will see a copy-cat game in the same format but without the tiresome IP eventually, yes?
Surely we will see a copy-cat game in the same format but without the tiresome IP eventually, yes?
Can’t believe I can just have an entire bottle of Chick-Fil-A Polynesian sauce at home. It feels illegal somehow. Like restaurant deliciousness shouldn’t be available whenever I want it. Incredibly decadent.
August 3, 2023 at 12:23 AM
Can’t believe I can just have an entire bottle of Chick-Fil-A Polynesian sauce at home. It feels illegal somehow. Like restaurant deliciousness shouldn’t be available whenever I want it. Incredibly decadent.
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If you post on X, the post is a tweet
if you post on Bluesky, the post is a tweet
this format is called tweets, I’ll die on this hill
if you post on Bluesky, the post is a tweet
this format is called tweets, I’ll die on this hill
July 25, 2023 at 6:46 AM
If you post on X, the post is a tweet
if you post on Bluesky, the post is a tweet
this format is called tweets, I’ll die on this hill
if you post on Bluesky, the post is a tweet
this format is called tweets, I’ll die on this hill
Inventing a Time Machine but only so I can tell my younger self that chicken salad is delicious actually
July 21, 2023 at 11:50 PM
Inventing a Time Machine but only so I can tell my younger self that chicken salad is delicious actually
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I remove my tinfoil hat, to reveal a stack of recursively smaller tinfoil hats
July 15, 2023 at 7:44 PM
I remove my tinfoil hat, to reveal a stack of recursively smaller tinfoil hats
Me: I need a number between 0 and 1
Student: Zero point eighty five thousand
Me: Ok. *marks number line*
S: Wait, no. I meant zero point Eighty thousand and eighty five. Sorry.
Me: No probl—*realizes*
I had trouble recovering from laughing, they caught me off guard.
Student: Zero point eighty five thousand
Me: Ok. *marks number line*
S: Wait, no. I meant zero point Eighty thousand and eighty five. Sorry.
Me: No probl—*realizes*
I had trouble recovering from laughing, they caught me off guard.
July 13, 2023 at 5:02 PM
Me: I need a number between 0 and 1
Student: Zero point eighty five thousand
Me: Ok. *marks number line*
S: Wait, no. I meant zero point Eighty thousand and eighty five. Sorry.
Me: No probl—*realizes*
I had trouble recovering from laughing, they caught me off guard.
Student: Zero point eighty five thousand
Me: Ok. *marks number line*
S: Wait, no. I meant zero point Eighty thousand and eighty five. Sorry.
Me: No probl—*realizes*
I had trouble recovering from laughing, they caught me off guard.
They are very bad Shitposting over on threads but I can’t blame them. Who wants zuck to know your true power, not me
July 12, 2023 at 12:39 PM
They are very bad Shitposting over on threads but I can’t blame them. Who wants zuck to know your true power, not me
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would love to see a revamped copyright regime that essentially ceded stuff like “long forgotten video games” entirely to the public domain.
if sega goes to a judge and says “these people are emulating astro boy: omega factor!!!” the correct response from the judge should be “who gives a shit”
if sega goes to a judge and says “these people are emulating astro boy: omega factor!!!” the correct response from the judge should be “who gives a shit”
TIL 87 percent of video games made prior to 2010 are unavailable for purchase anywhere
87% Missing: the Disappearance of Classic Video Games | Video Game History Foundation
New study reveals most classic video games are completely unavailable
gamehistory.org
July 10, 2023 at 4:02 PM
would love to see a revamped copyright regime that essentially ceded stuff like “long forgotten video games” entirely to the public domain.
if sega goes to a judge and says “these people are emulating astro boy: omega factor!!!” the correct response from the judge should be “who gives a shit”
if sega goes to a judge and says “these people are emulating astro boy: omega factor!!!” the correct response from the judge should be “who gives a shit”
This is sad from an archivist POV but I am wondering if this is just an example of the “80% of everything is crap” law and there’s a large overlap between what’s not available and what isn’t very good.
TIL 87 percent of video games made prior to 2010 are unavailable for purchase anywhere
87% Missing: the Disappearance of Classic Video Games | Video Game History Foundation
New study reveals most classic video games are completely unavailable
gamehistory.org
July 10, 2023 at 8:48 PM
This is sad from an archivist POV but I am wondering if this is just an example of the “80% of everything is crap” law and there’s a large overlap between what’s not available and what isn’t very good.
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in case you’re wondering how Threads is going, it’s people responding earnestly to stolen dril tweets
July 9, 2023 at 4:18 AM
in case you’re wondering how Threads is going, it’s people responding earnestly to stolen dril tweets
ah the urge to Learn Everything is seizing me again
July 6, 2023 at 7:02 PM
ah the urge to Learn Everything is seizing me again
It’s the 4th of July and I’m facing my own personal insurrection. (I told my children that Home Alone is a Christmas Movie and that we wouldn’t be watching it in the summer so now they are in the living room chanting “HOME ALONE! HOME ALONE! HOME ALONE!”)
July 4, 2023 at 11:48 PM
It’s the 4th of July and I’m facing my own personal insurrection. (I told my children that Home Alone is a Christmas Movie and that we wouldn’t be watching it in the summer so now they are in the living room chanting “HOME ALONE! HOME ALONE! HOME ALONE!”)
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Reminder to all newskies that bsky is a test case for the AT protocol and is a deliberate experiment in decentralized social media. If you're expecting Twitter but owned by a different centralized authority you might want to update your model & expectations
https://atproto.com/
https://atproto.com/
July 3, 2023 at 3:58 PM
Reminder to all newskies that bsky is a test case for the AT protocol and is a deliberate experiment in decentralized social media. If you're expecting Twitter but owned by a different centralized authority you might want to update your model & expectations
https://atproto.com/
https://atproto.com/
my personal theory on imposter syndrome is that if you don't feel it every once in a while then maybe you should try something new more often
find your limits! how will you know what your full potential is if you never feel like a failure for a brief time?
find your limits! how will you know what your full potential is if you never feel like a failure for a brief time?
May 18, 2023 at 8:29 PM
my personal theory on imposter syndrome is that if you don't feel it every once in a while then maybe you should try something new more often
find your limits! how will you know what your full potential is if you never feel like a failure for a brief time?
find your limits! how will you know what your full potential is if you never feel like a failure for a brief time?
May 7, 2023 at 10:36 PM
This is a very curious break in character
Sorry to burst your bubble, but I can't possibly provide you with coordinates. It's not only against our policies, but I'm also not sure such coordinates even exist.
May 3, 2023 at 11:00 PM
This is a very curious break in character
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Speedrun hellsite any%
May 1, 2023 at 2:24 AM
Speedrun hellsite any%
we really are speedrunning the social media experience
May 1, 2023 at 2:29 AM
we really are speedrunning the social media experience
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I might be coming around on the "traceable invites" idea, now that I've had a chance to digest and recontextualize it.
April 28, 2023 at 11:39 PM
I might be coming around on the "traceable invites" idea, now that I've had a chance to digest and recontextualize it.
type of guy who thinks my pfp is darkwing duck
April 28, 2023 at 5:55 PM
type of guy who thinks my pfp is darkwing duck
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If you're feeling strongly about something right now: don't
April 28, 2023 at 5:22 PM
If you're feeling strongly about something right now: don't
oh no. T.L. is on my bluesky TL
April 28, 2023 at 3:39 PM
oh no. T.L. is on my bluesky TL
welcome to bluesky. all new bluesky users who immigrated from Twitter experience the same thoughts about what to call posts here
April 27, 2023 at 9:04 PM
welcome to bluesky. all new bluesky users who immigrated from Twitter experience the same thoughts about what to call posts here