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@horrowfide.bsky.social
bookseller, book collector, lemur enjoyer, enigma, shitposter. 🌱
I mostly post about Monk, books, fibre, and football.
Tbf the last few weeks Tonali has looked like he doesn't want to be here.
#NUFC
February 2, 2026 at 5:19 PM
horrowfide really likes this outfit.
Chappell Roan arrives at the #GRAMMYs red carpet.
February 2, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Ross Wilson has less than 24 hours to stop aimlessly scratching his nuts and start doing something that resembles the director of football job we're paying him a lot of money to do.
#NUFC
February 2, 2026 at 1:08 AM
This is infuriating. I'm getting complaints from potential buyers in the US that can't order my stuff on ebay because of the demented orange zombie president's mad tariff shenanigans, sort it out America!
February 2, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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Now available from Fossa Books!

A lovely collectable hardback edition of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice, with gilded page edges, a marker ribbon and a William Morris honeysuckle cover design.

In excellent condition and only £9.50 + shipping!

#Books 📚

ebay.us/m/MqmBm2
February 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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Now available from Fossa Books!

A signed and dated hardback copy of Sixty Minutes with Winston Churchill by his former security officer of eighteen years Detective Inspector W. H. Thompson, published in 1961.

A collectable bargain, only £12 + shipping!

#Books 📚

ebay.us/m/KFD5l4
February 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Heads up Lord of the Rings nerds, horrowfide's alter-ego @fossabooks.bsky.social has got one of the rarest limited editions around for sale if you're a collector of that sort of thing. You won't find one in this kind of pristine condition anywhere else. Guaranteed to increase in value over time. 📚
Now available from Fossa Books, a very rare, limited edition paperback copy of Lord of the Rings, published exclusively for the Cannes Film Festival premiere of Peter Jackson's film adaptation in 2001.
In excellent condition and only £135 + shipping!
#LotR
#Booksky

ebay.us/m/Xb6Y2M
February 1, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Very sad, awful news this, hope the bairns are okay and wor Allan can find a new club where he's appreciated. ✊️
#NUFC
Allan Saint-Maximin has left Mexican side Club America after a racist incident involving his children.

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February 1, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I can't watch Match of the Day when Newcastle lose, so I'm going to put a film on.
January 31, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Fucking hell, sort that out it's making me nervous.
#TooMuchPiss
The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.
January 31, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I'm still 100% behind Eddie Howe, we owe him a competent transfer window. We were three games into the season before we really got anything done in the summer, and we've done fuck all yet again this January. We'll lose him, and I wouldn't blame him.
#NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Are the far-right still boycotting Toblerones for being halal..?
I hope so, fascists don't deserve Toblerone.
January 31, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Ross Wilson has two days to stop aimlessly scratching his nuts and do literally anything.
#NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Give Hall more money and put a fucking impossible buy out clause in his contract.
#NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I think Murphy's fit again? I reckon Jacob could cause this Liverpool defence some problems.
#NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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DEFUND ALL POLITICANS AND COPS - dashare.zone ADMIN
January 31, 2026 at 9:13 PM
The services of Wissa and Sir Miley are required.
#NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Not going to panic yet, these are shite.
#NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 8:42 PM
No it is not.
#NUFC
Is this going to be one of those games where we dominate the first half, fail to score, and then eventually lose..? 😬🫣
#NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 8:37 PM
GET THE FUCK IN LADS...!!!!
#NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Nice one Popey.
#NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Is this going to be one of those games where we dominate the first half, fail to score, and then eventually lose..? 😬🫣
#NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Unlucky HFB..!!
#NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Fuck off Kirkez you whining waste of space and money.
#NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Willock's looking lively again, get in lad!
#NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 8:17 PM