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horrowfide
@horrowfide.bsky.social
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bookseller, book collector, lemur enjoyer, enigma, shitposter. 🌱
I mostly post about Monk, books, fibre, and football.
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horrowfide.bsky.social
Calm down lads and lasses.

Let's take a look at the table on 30th November 2024.

We were 10th with 19p, finished 5th and won the Carabao Cup

Palace were 17th, won the FA Cup

Spurs were 8th, finished 17th

We've lost as many games as champions Liverpoo.

Hall, Tino & Wissa back soon.

#NUFC
The Premier League table as it was on 30th November 2024. There's a long way to go, our squad isn't yet at full strength, and we should have a bit of money left over from the Swedish Andy Carroll's transfer to play with in the January window if necessary. Eddie, Mad Dog and G-Jo will turn this around, keep the faith, the future's bright, the future's black & white.
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Remember when other clubs were making fun of us because we missed out on signing James Trafford and sold the rat in the transfer window..?
#NUFC
Nick Pope laughing. Nick Woltemade laughing.
October 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Terrible performance from the lads, meanwhile Sunderland win 2-0 and go 7th.
I'm going to get some #cans in and have a film night. Match of the Day can fuck off.
#arse
#NUFC
A fluffy white dog looking melancholy and drinking a carton of 'want to die' juice.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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It's Evil Dead time at horrowfide's gaff.
A scene from Sam Raimi's Evil Dead on the television in horrowfide's dark boudoir.
October 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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horrowfide has put his fucking back out, so i'm in bed watching a film called how i live now with a nerdy young thomas hollands and that lass out of ladybird in it.
#horrowfilms 📽
The movie film How I Live Now on the television in horrowfide's dark boudoir.
October 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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#NUFC
A small white fluffy dog drinking a carton of 'want to die' juice.
September 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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In hindsight, we could've sold Gordon and kept Elliot Anderson and Minteh.
#NUFC
A chihuahua having traumatising PTSD flashbacks about the Vietnam war.
September 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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A bottle of San Miguel beer in Horrowfide's left hand.
September 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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tonight horrowfide is watching a movie film called v for vendetta, with the lovely natalie portman in it, for the first time.
#moviefilm
horrowfide's left arm pointing at the movie film v for vendetta on the television in his messy living room.
September 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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now horrowfide is going to watch warrior king! 🥋 🇹🇭
#MovieNight
horrowfide's left arm pointing at the movie film warrior king on the television in his messy living room.
September 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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horrowfide is watching the movie film a quiet place for the first time.
i hope there's monsters in it, horrowfide likes monsters.
horrowfide's left arm pointing at the movie film a quiet place on the television in his messy living room. his grey-socked feet are up on the tatty living room table.
September 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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😒
#FuckingCricket
The Ireland v England cricket match was abandoned without a single ball bowled
September 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Bobby derby tomorrow night.
I'm so glad we've got Barça coming to SJP for the first match of our CL return, they're a wonderful club, Bobby would've loved that.
#NUFC 🤲
horrowfide's Newcastle United football signed by the 2000/01 squad, with Sir Robert of Robson's signature front and foremost.
September 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Match of the Day put back to 10.50 because of the proms.
A fed up lion with its paws on its hips.
September 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Mindhorn is on after Match of the Day tonight!
#MovieTime
Julian Barrat as Mindhorn, wearing a tan leather jacket and orange turtleneck sweater tucked into grey slacks.
September 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Woah, Etsy witches are good value for money.
Article from Jezebel from two days ago. We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares. By Jezebel | September 8, 2025 | 12:49pm
September 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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A doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
September 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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just been thinking about harambe for a little while there. 🦍
Harambe the gorilla, looking regal and magnificent.
September 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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IT'S TREJO TIME MOTHERFUCKERS! 🇲🇽 🌮
#BULLET 🎬
The cover of the movie Bullet with Danny Trejo's angry face on it. Danny Trejo in the film Bullet on the television in horrowfide's boudoir.
September 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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horrowfide is having an early night and watching mars attacks.
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The movie film Mars Attacks on the television in horrowfide's dark boudoir.
September 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Kim Jong Un smoking a cigarette and looking happy because england are shit.
September 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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horrowfide has been feeling unwell today, and has gone to bed early to watch being john malkovich.
John Cusack in the film Being John Malkovich on the television in horrowfide's dark boudoir.
September 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Saw this in the Veteran shop on Shields Road if anyone fancies having a nice air hockey table for twenty quid.
A really nice looking air hockey table.
September 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Time to move on. 👋🐍
#NUFC
The Bluesky moderation settings'muted words screen, with the word Isak muted forever.
September 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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It looked a lot like that!
The Fall's legendary vocalist smoking a cigarette and looking moody.
August 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM