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Juvenile Black Crowned Night Heron
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November 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I also know a number. 21
okay, this is starting to get eerie. because yesterday at the store i bought a can of beans for $2.29. that was a number as well
Kyler Murray went 42-0 in 42 high school games. He's now 0-8 in his last eight games against the Seahawks.
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September 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
you will give me a yellow babber. or you are violating my 1st amendment writes
September 20, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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i’ve believed for quite some time that cracker barrel should have been called restaurant barrel
August 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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how long do you guys usually microwave your hot dogs for
July 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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The inventors of Yellow and Babber when they crossed paths: “Dude…”
October 20, 2023 at 8:22 PM
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being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works
Speakers at WelcomePAC have mentioned being dunked on by BlueSky posters no less than a dozen times in the first hour alone. This site has broken their brains
June 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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the new york knicks should instead be called the "new york knocks" since they are "truly" knocking on the door of an nba championship.
April 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Companies are treated as people in us law because they are just as nice to you as your neighbor bob who lets you borrow his leaf blower
Good - glad to see corporations standing up for what is right.
April 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The game of baseball has become too fast. To fix this, the pitcher should be barred from communicating via hand signals or speech with their teammates during the game. All communication must be in the form of a notarized letter delivered via the baseball post
April 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I recognize that bird
“Night Heron at Dawn”. Coloured pencil and Panpastel. With thanks to the black crowned night heron who let me take many photographs for reference. I seldom see night herons in Toronto; this one stayed in the area for three days (and may be hiding there still!)

#Birds #SciArt
April 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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quote this post with a time you were completely fooled, however briefly
March 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Crying and throwing up because I probably won’t live to see the year 2121
March 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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“i uh, iuh, i-i-iuhnm starting a new government agency called bofa. whatislikeuh, what isah, what is bofa you ask? bof of um erm hrm ah, like, umhrm. like. you know. likeyouknow? likeyouknow? bofa these ahahrm humha ah, bof of ah, both of the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, you know, ha”
February 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Imagining a restaurant where the employees treat it like a discord server
January 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The British seem to have invented a small room for taking phone calls - a phone hut, if you will. Perhaps, however, this structure is actually from Roman times, back when telephones were wired
January 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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i’m 8 feet, 4 inches tall. one drawback is that unlike the rest of you, i can’t just travel to other cities or countries by going to the post office and mailing myself. i’m simply too big to mail. also, my height attracts so much attention that i can’t get away with littering, and i love littering
January 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
is anyone else hungry? I think we should cook dinner soon
This is something I struggle with routinely. Sometimes someone will say a joke, and I’ll either think it’s not a joke and wonder how they could say something so dumb, or try for hours to work out what the punchline was. I then later figure out that it was in fact just unfunny.
January 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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the one bbwaa voter who didn't vote ichiro into the hall of fame was a bluesky discover tab replier. they didn't mark anyone's name on the ballot. at the bottom they wrote "I wasn't a baseball player but my son-in-law Jeff is in med school"
January 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Edge of tomorrow, starring Tom cruise, is a rougelite shooter. it’s a better game than slay the fire and banatro
January 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
they call arugula “rocket” in Europe because they foresaw a boom in the pretentious greens market
January 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I want to design a new game called beanbaghole - you get some angled wood structures with a hole and try to throw bean bags in them. I think this game will be a good replacement for cornhole when you don’t have any corn
January 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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i disabled replies because it made it to the discover tab and i was getting 50 replies an hour that were like "I have a cheese grater. I use it to grate cheese, which I grate with my cheese grater."
@jonbois.bsky.social let me speak you coward 😡😤
January 18, 2025 at 5:47 AM
wildfire implies the existence of domesticated fire and feral fire
January 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
using a zamboni as a golf cart. Leaving freshly smoothed grass in my wake , flipping “The Bird” in the face of Big Golf
January 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM