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goodolcrash.bsky.social
Crash
@goodolcrash.bsky.social
Former Meme Maker, Halo Enthusiast, Underperforming YouTuber, Certified Arizona Iced Tea enjoyer, Retired Minecraft Griefer.


https://youtube.com/@GoodolCrash
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My first commision done for my goat @goodolcrash.bsky.social ! Thank you so much for allowing me to work on this for you! 🤍
June 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Palace Guards have the worst job in the world. Imagine standing there keeping guard when the Palace never thinks about escaping.
March 9, 2024 at 2:28 AM
The idea of a traffic jam is dumb like just go lmao.
February 26, 2024 at 12:49 PM
What if, while driving, all cars had a built in proximity voice chat?
February 15, 2024 at 7:56 PM
I don’t want the scam bots to tell me to click that link to see their tits, I just want them to tell me that everything’s going to be ok.
February 13, 2024 at 3:10 PM
A treadmill is just a flat escalator.
February 8, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Being uncircumcised is like having a lens cap for your penis.
February 3, 2024 at 3:47 PM
You ever just take out the trash and the mystery trash juice leaks onto your leg and gets into your mouth?
January 30, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Bro who the fuck is Illinois?
January 23, 2024 at 7:48 AM
Smells like a lot of poopla if you ask me
January 18, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Penig man be like: Jorkin
January 18, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Bankshot is just one letter change away from becoming Backshot this is so insane wtf
January 3, 2024 at 7:09 AM
What was his canon event?
December 29, 2023 at 6:17 PM
You think if Yoda tried to count to 100 he’d just count down to 0?
December 27, 2023 at 7:29 AM
Attaching an air pump to my balls so I can fly like Blimp Yoshi
December 22, 2023 at 6:44 AM
The idea of identity theft is so dumb like bro it’s you lmao
December 11, 2023 at 2:15 PM
Eiffel Tower got me actin pregnant on god
December 8, 2023 at 1:06 PM
What happens if your card declines after a car wash? Do they just fuck up your car to cancel out all the cleaning they just did?
December 1, 2023 at 2:23 PM
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Hour and 20min sketch of Optimus Primal

#transformers #riseofthebeasts #optimusprimal
November 9, 2023 at 5:22 PM
They should make a zoo but for fish only.
November 8, 2023 at 4:49 PM
The inventors of Yellow and Babber when they crossed paths: “Dude…”
October 20, 2023 at 8:22 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to th- nevermind. I guess you guys just aren’t ready for dark humor.
October 19, 2023 at 1:14 PM
There will be no bigger betrayal than Kevin Macleod copyrighting his music out of nowhere after years of people using it.
October 18, 2023 at 1:02 PM
I wish YouTube had a way of muting keywords from appearing in your feed (Twitter for example) because the first thing I would do is mute the words “out” “of” and “context”. Specifically in that order.
October 7, 2023 at 12:13 AM