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horopix.com
David
@horopix.com
Juvenile Black Crowned Night Heron
Customer: why does your digital menu make me watch 2 minutes of ads before I can look it at it
Server: sorry, the owner is trying to IPO next year
March 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Customer: why is that guy over there yelling, saying nonsense words and generally being annoying
Server: don’t worry he’s balling
January 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Customer: I’d like to have bread with butter please
Server: do you even realize what you just said? This is the arena. How dumb are you that you didn’t even specify whether the butter was salted, or what brand is objectively the best. Don’t even get me started about the bread. You better get it toas
January 26, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Host: Here is your table
Customer: there are already 12 people at this table, they are all yelling about different things, and there are many open tables
Host: Asked, cares
January 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Server: “What would you like?”
Customer: uhh, what would be your recommendation between these 2 dishes, I cannot decide
Server: please check rtings.com before ordering sir
January 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Customer: “Waiter, may I have my bill?”
Waiter: *metal pipe sound*
January 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM