Howl
@homeisnothere.bsky.social
much like a blackberry bush, i am very difficult to kill.
living on ngunnawal country
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living on ngunnawal country
likes/reposts ≠ endorsement.
opinions are my own and do not reflect my employer.
pronouns: she/her
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Coaching improv at a college and this is one of the cuntier Garfields I've seen
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Coaching improv at a college and this is one of the cuntier Garfields I've seen
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
Like I take stimulants as a medicine but COFFEE got me fucked up?! I drink Pepsi Max like it’s mana from the gods and COFFEE got me fucked up?!
Why does coffee make me jittery but diet colas or energy drinks don’t? SCIENCE, TELL ME WHY?!
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Like I take stimulants as a medicine but COFFEE got me fucked up?! I drink Pepsi Max like it’s mana from the gods and COFFEE got me fucked up?!
Why does coffee make me jittery but diet colas or energy drinks don’t? SCIENCE, TELL ME WHY?!
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Why does coffee make me jittery but diet colas or energy drinks don’t? SCIENCE, TELL ME WHY?!
I checked the group chat and my anguish is renewed.
Group assignments are special kind of hell. We all know this, I just wanted to complain.
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I checked the group chat and my anguish is renewed.
Group assignments are special kind of hell. We all know this, I just wanted to complain.
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Group assignments are special kind of hell. We all know this, I just wanted to complain.
I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again, floor time IS mental health time.
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again, floor time IS mental health time.
I did it again. I went to put on SOME eyeshadow and came out wearing half the palette.
November 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I did it again. I went to put on SOME eyeshadow and came out wearing half the palette.
I think the existing ones will just be working unpaid overtime
I hope they’re training more ghosts for this Christmas Eve
November 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I think the existing ones will just be working unpaid overtime
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Developing a humanoid robot but all it does is follow me around and tell me that I'm a big strong boy.
I have received $324 Billion in Round A seed funding
I have received $324 Billion in Round A seed funding
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Developing a humanoid robot but all it does is follow me around and tell me that I'm a big strong boy.
I have received $324 Billion in Round A seed funding
I have received $324 Billion in Round A seed funding
19 books in 17 days. Why am I like this.
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
19 books in 17 days. Why am I like this.
An eight page glossary. Disrespectfully, I will not be remembering all that. Congratulations on whatever languages you smushed together there in an attempt at world building.
If the glossary for your fantasy book is eleventy pages long before I even start reading, I hate you.
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
An eight page glossary. Disrespectfully, I will not be remembering all that. Congratulations on whatever languages you smushed together there in an attempt at world building.
If the glossary for your fantasy book is eleventy pages long before I even start reading, I hate you.
November 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
If the glossary for your fantasy book is eleventy pages long before I even start reading, I hate you.
We all agree it’s giving Tilda Swinton, right?
November 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
We all agree it’s giving Tilda Swinton, right?
Obsessed with the perpetual stew guy. I live for the stew.
November 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Obsessed with the perpetual stew guy. I live for the stew.
BUYING NICE BED SHEETS SHOULD NOT BE THIS HARD. WHY ARE THEY ALL GROSS??
November 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
BUYING NICE BED SHEETS SHOULD NOT BE THIS HARD. WHY ARE THEY ALL GROSS??
Watching a couple hundred videos of a guy making a perpetual stew. Why? What do you to on Sunday, this day of rest?
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Watching a couple hundred videos of a guy making a perpetual stew. Why? What do you to on Sunday, this day of rest?
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'How to tell you've had a successful business meeting':
1) You ate free food
2) You said one thing that was confusing enough to sound intelligent
3) You left with no assigned action items
1) You ate free food
2) You said one thing that was confusing enough to sound intelligent
3) You left with no assigned action items
October 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
'How to tell you've had a successful business meeting':
1) You ate free food
2) You said one thing that was confusing enough to sound intelligent
3) You left with no assigned action items
1) You ate free food
2) You said one thing that was confusing enough to sound intelligent
3) You left with no assigned action items
sometimes i go to post something on my ig story and i have to pause and go ‘nope, too depressing.’ discard.
October 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
sometimes i go to post something on my ig story and i have to pause and go ‘nope, too depressing.’ discard.
Having a classic girl moment*
*have turned a small imperfection in my skin into a noticeable wound
*have turned a small imperfection in my skin into a noticeable wound
October 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Having a classic girl moment*
*have turned a small imperfection in my skin into a noticeable wound
*have turned a small imperfection in my skin into a noticeable wound
I calculated and it was $11.5/minute I was in there. Yes, I will get some back from Medicare but that’s still the craziest thing in that clinic.
Haven’t seen my psychiatrist in a few years so naturally I will be rolling into my appointment in the morning sleep deprived as hell because it’s important I show her my good side.
October 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I calculated and it was $11.5/minute I was in there. Yes, I will get some back from Medicare but that’s still the craziest thing in that clinic.
Haven’t seen my psychiatrist in a few years so naturally I will be rolling into my appointment in the morning sleep deprived as hell because it’s important I show her my good side.
October 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Haven’t seen my psychiatrist in a few years so naturally I will be rolling into my appointment in the morning sleep deprived as hell because it’s important I show her my good side.
I would like to hear more about these bells.
October 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I would like to hear more about these bells.
i know I’m stressed when solitary confinement sounds relaxing. yes, give me the thing that literally drives people insane. i crave it.
October 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
i know I’m stressed when solitary confinement sounds relaxing. yes, give me the thing that literally drives people insane. i crave it.