Holy Snail
@holysnail.bsky.social
My religion is very simple. My religion is slime.
Ok America. What the fuck?
February 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Ok America. What the fuck?
The Christmas binge is already in full swing. Prawn crackers and miniature heroes for breakfast. Pray for my poor body.
December 15, 2024 at 10:12 AM
The Christmas binge is already in full swing. Prawn crackers and miniature heroes for breakfast. Pray for my poor body.
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Russell Brand: "our father who art in heaven and that. Please forgive my trespassing that my mr.winky made me do"
God: "fuck off Russell you rapey grifter. Also I'm not real"
God: "fuck off Russell you rapey grifter. Also I'm not real"
December 7, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Russell Brand: "our father who art in heaven and that. Please forgive my trespassing that my mr.winky made me do"
God: "fuck off Russell you rapey grifter. Also I'm not real"
God: "fuck off Russell you rapey grifter. Also I'm not real"
I long for the days when my Christmas party involved 10 billion shots and hours of dancing, and I could still function the next day. TLDR: Boohoo I'm old.
December 7, 2024 at 12:43 AM
I long for the days when my Christmas party involved 10 billion shots and hours of dancing, and I could still function the next day. TLDR: Boohoo I'm old.
Fairy lights just make everything better
December 2, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Fairy lights just make everything better
Dear everyone. If you are parked on the opposite side of the road, PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR STUPID LED HEADLIGHTS.
November 29, 2024 at 6:51 AM
Dear everyone. If you are parked on the opposite side of the road, PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR STUPID LED HEADLIGHTS.
Feeling really inspired after a health coaching workshop today. I will be a better slime-producer tomorrow!
November 27, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Feeling really inspired after a health coaching workshop today. I will be a better slime-producer tomorrow!
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We’re now at 23,860 members…
…and I just want to say a massive thank you to all the people who signed up and joined over the past week.
This is how we build the community and the power to get back to where we belong. ❤️
…and I just want to say a massive thank you to all the people who signed up and joined over the past week.
This is how we build the community and the power to get back to where we belong. ❤️
🔥 OK, let’s REALLY test out the power of this new Bluesky community.
All of you #Rejoin folk out there… You saw that we just appointed Dominic Grieve & Caroline Lucas as co-Presidents…
And you know our 23,000 membership is now growing fast…
So - are we doing this? Are you IN?
Then join! 👇👇
All of you #Rejoin folk out there… You saw that we just appointed Dominic Grieve & Caroline Lucas as co-Presidents…
And you know our 23,000 membership is now growing fast…
So - are we doing this? Are you IN?
Then join! 👇👇
European Movement
We're the UK's largest pro-European movement. Our goal is to reverse the calamity of Brexit and restore relations with our European neighbours.
www.europeanmovement.co.uk
November 27, 2024 at 9:20 AM
We’re now at 23,860 members…
…and I just want to say a massive thank you to all the people who signed up and joined over the past week.
This is how we build the community and the power to get back to where we belong. ❤️
…and I just want to say a massive thank you to all the people who signed up and joined over the past week.
This is how we build the community and the power to get back to where we belong. ❤️
Me: takes weight loss drugs to be a skinnier snail
Also me: eats 4 bags of sweets on top of the drugs, so now I feel extra sick.
Also me: eats 4 bags of sweets on top of the drugs, so now I feel extra sick.
November 26, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Me: takes weight loss drugs to be a skinnier snail
Also me: eats 4 bags of sweets on top of the drugs, so now I feel extra sick.
Also me: eats 4 bags of sweets on top of the drugs, so now I feel extra sick.
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Finally a rap battle will be decided in the proper forum: a court of law.
November 26, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Finally a rap battle will be decided in the proper forum: a court of law.
Wowee a bit of sunshine makes such a difference to my wellbeing. Even if it does dry out my slime a little.
I hope you're all having a sunny, slimy day!
I hope you're all having a sunny, slimy day!
November 25, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Wowee a bit of sunshine makes such a difference to my wellbeing. Even if it does dry out my slime a little.
I hope you're all having a sunny, slimy day!
I hope you're all having a sunny, slimy day!
Won #taskmaster (the fake one). Now need to become a famous snail comedian so I can do it for real.
November 24, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Won #taskmaster (the fake one). Now need to become a famous snail comedian so I can do it for real.
I just fixed a typo on Wikipedia and it made me feel powerful! Not bad for a gastropod.
November 23, 2024 at 8:26 AM
I just fixed a typo on Wikipedia and it made me feel powerful! Not bad for a gastropod.
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Pretentious, moi?: Josh Brolin’s poetry about Dune has landed, whether we like it or not
Pretentious, moi?: Josh Brolin’s poetry about Dune has landed, whether we like it or not
Brolin’s verse about Timothée Chalamet and Florence Pugh have now found their way into a London art gallery in the form of Dune: Exposures
When it comes to pretension, Dune isn’t exactly left wanting. In print, the books are a progressively abstract and…
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Pretentious, moi?: Josh Brolin’s poetry about Dune has landed, whether we like it or not
Rewatching all of Michael Jackson's videos with my toddler-snail, who is obsessed. He was an odd duck, wasn't he?
November 21, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Rewatching all of Michael Jackson's videos with my toddler-snail, who is obsessed. He was an odd duck, wasn't he?
To all my #Bournemouth homies, I hope you're keeping snug in your shells. #snowdays
November 21, 2024 at 12:17 PM
To all my #Bournemouth homies, I hope you're keeping snug in your shells. #snowdays
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind, either without slime is dry.
November 20, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind, either without slime is dry.
I really love #Yellowstone. If I buy the right hat, could I be a cowsnail?
November 20, 2024 at 12:23 PM
I really love #Yellowstone. If I buy the right hat, could I be a cowsnail?
Happy international men's day to all the men. Slime on!
November 19, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Happy international men's day to all the men. Slime on!
When the going gets tough, Slime 'em!
November 19, 2024 at 4:16 PM
When the going gets tough, Slime 'em!
Go slowly. The slime won't make itself.
November 18, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Go slowly. The slime won't make itself.