It would at least give a use for all the sad, lonely odd socks.

Better take your red shoes, so you know you can get back home.

You have only taught me this now. Talk about a slow-burn!

Mmm mmm. Lettuce

Oh my gosh. How beautiful. You must have made something really special.

He's on here now!

Aren't Labour currently deporting a lot of asylum seekers that the Tories failed to process? Whatever your view on it, it's a bit hypocritical of Kemi to be acting like they would be the ones to take action!

I think you would find a LOT of people lose religion if that happened. You know, the rich ones.
Maybe then they would find the one true slime.

I am OBSESSED with non-alcoholic fruit ciders! Absolute game-changer for me.

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Preach. They make my little millennial ex-stoner heart happy and I DON'T CARE.

Immediately sang it to the correct tune. Will now be lodged in my brain for days.

You need to invent a monster trucks variation, which involves lying down drinking wine.