@hollisha64.bsky.social
In my villain era. I do not respond to DMs.
4-7-25 That’s enough internet for today #tariff #trumpsucks
April 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
4-7-25 That’s enough internet for today #tariff #trumpsucks
Sitting in a waiting room at a medical bldg waiting for someone to get an MRI & heard a clerk ask someone if they were born in the US. They said it was a “new question they had to ask” 🤬 FDT
January 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Sitting in a waiting room at a medical bldg waiting for someone to get an MRI & heard a clerk ask someone if they were born in the US. They said it was a “new question they had to ask” 🤬 FDT
If America is a hellscape, it has officially frozen over
January 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
If America is a hellscape, it has officially frozen over
The way I feel when I’ve practiced that passage 537 times and I still can’t play it 😠
January 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The way I feel when I’ve practiced that passage 537 times and I still can’t play it 😠
My friend got a Community Guideline violation on TikTok for commenting “slug bug” on a video that had a VW in it 🤣💀
Also, his appeal was denied. I’m screaming like WTF TikTok 😂
Also, his appeal was denied. I’m screaming like WTF TikTok 😂
January 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM
My friend got a Community Guideline violation on TikTok for commenting “slug bug” on a video that had a VW in it 🤣💀
Also, his appeal was denied. I’m screaming like WTF TikTok 😂
Also, his appeal was denied. I’m screaming like WTF TikTok 😂
Dumpster fire is so 2020. I propose we call it a Tesla fire from now on
A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.
January 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Dumpster fire is so 2020. I propose we call it a Tesla fire from now on
“So, do you have any hobbies?”
My neighbor: “I burn sticks in my bbq grill” 💀
Yes, we have an HOA that includes year round lawn care
My neighbor: “I burn sticks in my bbq grill” 💀
Yes, we have an HOA that includes year round lawn care
December 26, 2024 at 3:35 PM
“So, do you have any hobbies?”
My neighbor: “I burn sticks in my bbq grill” 💀
Yes, we have an HOA that includes year round lawn care
My neighbor: “I burn sticks in my bbq grill” 💀
Yes, we have an HOA that includes year round lawn care
“Came close” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes 3 - No 93
The sarcasm is 🤌
Yes 3 - No 93
The sarcasm is 🤌
NEW: They’re already trying to cut social security. Dems in the senate saved it.
December 21, 2024 at 3:31 PM
“Came close” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes 3 - No 93
The sarcasm is 🤌
Yes 3 - No 93
The sarcasm is 🤌
Everyone look at what my daughter crocheted for me for my birthday this year. It’s a baby bokoblin (a Zelda baddie) and I love him very much
December 18, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Everyone look at what my daughter crocheted for me for my birthday this year. It’s a baby bokoblin (a Zelda baddie) and I love him very much
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ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY 💯
December 15, 2024 at 10:48 PM
ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY 💯
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Morning Joe decided to normalize relations with Donald Trump.
ABC News decided to hand Trump a $15 million settlement payment.
"Legacy" media wants to normalize Trump. We can't let it.
ABC News decided to hand Trump a $15 million settlement payment.
"Legacy" media wants to normalize Trump. We can't let it.
December 15, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Morning Joe decided to normalize relations with Donald Trump.
ABC News decided to hand Trump a $15 million settlement payment.
"Legacy" media wants to normalize Trump. We can't let it.
ABC News decided to hand Trump a $15 million settlement payment.
"Legacy" media wants to normalize Trump. We can't let it.
This is the level of petty I can “get behind” (see what I did there)
going full circle thru a roundabout and then tailgating the person that was previously tailgating me
December 16, 2024 at 2:28 PM
This is the level of petty I can “get behind” (see what I did there)
Does anyone remember when McD’s pies were 2 for $1? I never wanted 2, but those cashiers were RELENTLESS. “ONE apple pie.” “BuT tHey’Re 2 FoR $1!!!” Once, I was adamant & refused to take the 2 for 1 deal. I drove away feeling triumphant, but when I opened the bag THERE WERE TWO.
Still haunts me.
Still haunts me.
December 16, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Does anyone remember when McD’s pies were 2 for $1? I never wanted 2, but those cashiers were RELENTLESS. “ONE apple pie.” “BuT tHey’Re 2 FoR $1!!!” Once, I was adamant & refused to take the 2 for 1 deal. I drove away feeling triumphant, but when I opened the bag THERE WERE TWO.
Still haunts me.
Still haunts me.
I cannot WAIT to use this, consider it stolen
I have selective hearing. I’m sorry you were not selected
December 16, 2024 at 1:46 PM
I cannot WAIT to use this, consider it stolen
Tonight was the final choir rehearsal before our Christmas church concert. T-minus 4 days until I don’t have to look at The Messiah anymore. I am having some wine and chocolate, I deserve it
December 12, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Tonight was the final choir rehearsal before our Christmas church concert. T-minus 4 days until I don’t have to look at The Messiah anymore. I am having some wine and chocolate, I deserve it
One of our HS kids is pranking the choir teacher by leaving blue ducks (one at a time) in odd places around the choir room. (The teacher had a tiny blue duck on his music stand & it was lost when the stand got knocked over.) I hope this goes on thru the end of the school year. Best. Prank. Ever. 🤣🤣🤣
December 9, 2024 at 2:19 PM
One of our HS kids is pranking the choir teacher by leaving blue ducks (one at a time) in odd places around the choir room. (The teacher had a tiny blue duck on his music stand & it was lost when the stand got knocked over.) I hope this goes on thru the end of the school year. Best. Prank. Ever. 🤣🤣🤣
Looking for mutuals that are also pissed off about things they can’t control:
There is a choir member at church who is chronically late to every rehearsal, every sound check, etc. It makes me see red. Not one other person seems to mind. HELP
There is a choir member at church who is chronically late to every rehearsal, every sound check, etc. It makes me see red. Not one other person seems to mind. HELP
December 6, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Looking for mutuals that are also pissed off about things they can’t control:
There is a choir member at church who is chronically late to every rehearsal, every sound check, etc. It makes me see red. Not one other person seems to mind. HELP
There is a choir member at church who is chronically late to every rehearsal, every sound check, etc. It makes me see red. Not one other person seems to mind. HELP
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When you look at what is wrong with states like Missouri, you have to look at our state government. We have been under the iron grip of a GOP supermajority for 22 years.
We don’t have even one statewide Democratic lawmaker. What’s wrong with Missouri? The GOP. Every bit of this is on them.
We don’t have even one statewide Democratic lawmaker. What’s wrong with Missouri? The GOP. Every bit of this is on them.
December 5, 2024 at 6:13 PM
When you look at what is wrong with states like Missouri, you have to look at our state government. We have been under the iron grip of a GOP supermajority for 22 years.
We don’t have even one statewide Democratic lawmaker. What’s wrong with Missouri? The GOP. Every bit of this is on them.
We don’t have even one statewide Democratic lawmaker. What’s wrong with Missouri? The GOP. Every bit of this is on them.
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*HS student wearing a shirt that says “love more, worry less”
Me, joking: so, how does one do the second half of that?
Student: PROZAC
Me, joking: so, how does one do the second half of that?
Student: PROZAC
December 3, 2024 at 7:37 PM
*HS student wearing a shirt that says “love more, worry less”
Me, joking: so, how does one do the second half of that?
Student: PROZAC
Me, joking: so, how does one do the second half of that?
Student: PROZAC
“A short story about my performance at church this morning” - Interpretations 5:11
December 1, 2024 at 5:05 PM
“A short story about my performance at church this morning” - Interpretations 5:11
My doctor’s office really out here doing the most for holiday decor
November 26, 2024 at 3:32 PM
My doctor’s office really out here doing the most for holiday decor