Hong Kong number plates
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Trolling #HKnumberplates since c. 2016, because somebody has to keep these c*nts in check. Join me! And let's Make Hong Kong number plates Normal Again.
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My life's work trolling the unique randomness of Hong Kong’s vanity, avarice, greed, poor taste and absurdity through this handle summed up in one #HKnumberplates 😎🥲
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I like that this plate has more than one meaning, and that it’s on a driving teacher’s vehicle.
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February 12, 2026 at 7:55 AM
I like that this plate has more than one meaning, and that it’s on a driving teacher’s vehicle.
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I felt a disturbance in Central this morning #HKnumberplates
February 10, 2026 at 7:30 AM
I felt a disturbance in Central this morning #HKnumberplates
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February 5, 2026 at 10:06 AM
February 5, 2026 at 6:19 AM
February 5, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Average estimate of how many Vellfires and Alphards you can spot idling with engine running in Central on any given weekday lunchtime 🔢 #HKnumberplates
February 3, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Average estimate of how many Vellfires and Alphards you can spot idling with engine running in Central on any given weekday lunchtime 🔢 #HKnumberplates
February 2, 2026 at 6:56 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 11:32 AM
First (former) Michelin-starred plate sighting...
Wouldn't mind a "plate" of that right now 🪿🦆🍚😋
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Wouldn't mind a "plate" of that right now 🪿🦆🍚😋
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January 29, 2026 at 6:32 AM
First (former) Michelin-starred plate sighting...
Wouldn't mind a "plate" of that right now 🪿🦆🍚😋
#HKnumberplates
Wouldn't mind a "plate" of that right now 🪿🦆🍚😋
#HKnumberplates
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January 29, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Anyone out there looking for one? #HKnumberplates
January 28, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Anyone out there looking for one? #HKnumberplates
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A twofer in Tsimshatsui.
BTW, Artus is a K11 serviced apartments complex and hotel, within their Rosewood Hotel.
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BTW, Artus is a K11 serviced apartments complex and hotel, within their Rosewood Hotel.
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January 27, 2026 at 9:55 AM
A twofer in Tsimshatsui.
BTW, Artus is a K11 serviced apartments complex and hotel, within their Rosewood Hotel.
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#HKnumberplates
BTW, Artus is a K11 serviced apartments complex and hotel, within their Rosewood Hotel.
@hknumberplates.bsky.social
#HKnumberplates
An idling Alphard masquerading as a tree hugger 🐨 #HKnumberplates
January 27, 2026 at 9:17 AM
An idling Alphard masquerading as a tree hugger 🐨 #HKnumberplates
Ah say have you seen this number plate kicking about recently? #HKnumberplates
January 27, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Ah say have you seen this number plate kicking about recently? #HKnumberplates
Close but no cigar still #ZZTop #HKnumberplates
January 26, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Close but no cigar still #ZZTop #HKnumberplates
When Ryan grows up he wants to be a dinosaur? #HKnumberplates
January 26, 2026 at 7:20 AM
When Ryan grows up he wants to be a dinosaur? #HKnumberplates
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An amazing plate @hknumberplates.bsky.social
January 24, 2026 at 11:16 AM
An amazing plate @hknumberplates.bsky.social
WTF is a wewo car? Answers on a postcard please... #HKnumberplates
January 22, 2026 at 1:05 PM
WTF is a wewo car? Answers on a postcard please... #HKnumberplates
Mike is clearly a Singaporean who belongs in Hong Kong (or a Hongkonger stuck in Singapore) #HKnumberplates
January 22, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Mike is clearly a Singaporean who belongs in Hong Kong (or a Hongkonger stuck in Singapore) #HKnumberplates
January 22, 2026 at 7:08 AM
This plate is going to make you pay for it #HKnumberplates
January 21, 2026 at 7:34 AM
This plate is going to make you pay for it #HKnumberplates
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Tycoon plate numéro neuf on a Rolls, seen picking up the scion of a major property developer family in Central.
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January 20, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Tycoon plate numéro neuf on a Rolls, seen picking up the scion of a major property developer family in Central.
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#HKnumberplates
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#HKnumberplates
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