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Hong Kong number plates
@hknumberplates.bsky.social
Trolling #HKnumberplates since c. 2016, because somebody has to keep these c*nts in check. Join me! And let's Make Hong Kong number plates Normal Again.
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My life's work trolling the unique randomness of Hong Kong’s vanity, avarice, greed, poor taste and absurdity through this handle summed up in one #HKnumberplates 😎🥲
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I like that this plate has more than one meaning, and that it’s on a driving teacher’s vehicle.

@hknumberplates.bsky.social
#HKnumberplates
February 12, 2026 at 7:55 AM
I felt a disturbance in Central this morning #HKnumberplates
February 10, 2026 at 7:30 AM
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When Mr Tong meets Annie

#hknumberplates
February 5, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Spotted some hanging out loose in the wild 🤓

Does this make me a pervert?

#HKnumberplates
February 5, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Check out all you losers chasing after gold and silver.

I'm more of a...

#HKnumberplates
February 5, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Average estimate of how many Vellfires and Alphards you can spot idling with engine running in Central on any given weekday lunchtime 🔢 #HKnumberplates
February 3, 2026 at 6:35 AM
You're smart if you can work out what JJ stands for 😏

#HKnumberplates
February 2, 2026 at 6:56 AM
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Mini seeks attention.
Looook at me!!!

@hknumberplates.bsky.social
#HKnumberplates
January 31, 2026 at 11:32 AM
First (former) Michelin-starred plate sighting...

Wouldn't mind a "plate" of that right now 🪿🦆🍚😋

#HKnumberplates
January 29, 2026 at 6:32 AM
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Interesting… symmetry.
Plus, 110V in the Guangdong plate.

@hknumberplates.bsky.social
#HKnumberplates
January 29, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Anyone out there looking for one? #HKnumberplates
January 28, 2026 at 8:49 AM
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A twofer in Tsimshatsui.

BTW, Artus is a K11 serviced apartments complex and hotel, within their Rosewood Hotel.

@hknumberplates.bsky.social
#HKnumberplates
January 27, 2026 at 9:55 AM
An idling Alphard masquerading as a tree hugger 🐨 #HKnumberplates
January 27, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Ah say have you seen this number plate kicking about recently? #HKnumberplates
January 27, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Close but no cigar still #ZZTop #HKnumberplates
January 26, 2026 at 7:22 AM
When Ryan grows up he wants to be a dinosaur? #HKnumberplates
January 26, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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January 24, 2026 at 11:16 AM
WTF is a wewo car? Answers on a postcard please... #HKnumberplates
January 22, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Mike is clearly a Singaporean who belongs in Hong Kong (or a Hongkonger stuck in Singapore) #HKnumberplates
January 22, 2026 at 12:56 PM
C Y I did that? #HKnumberplates
January 22, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Check out this BULLET of a twofer. MAZELTOV to me then...

#HKnumberplates
January 22, 2026 at 7:08 AM
This plate is going to make you pay for it #HKnumberplates
January 21, 2026 at 7:34 AM
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Tycoon plate numéro neuf on a Rolls, seen picking up the scion of a major property developer family in Central.

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#HKnumberplates
January 20, 2026 at 10:08 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Spotted the best #HKnumberplates
January 20, 2026 at 6:25 AM