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woah woah woah… I didn’t know Dan Ackroyd was in this picture!
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John Fetterman looks like something the Flintstones would use to cut grass.
November 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
damn RIP a real one, go jays!
The Jays🧢⚾️ have the opportunity to win the Series tonight, on what would have been John Candy's 75th birthday, in his hometown, in the SkyDome (Rogers Centre), where Candy rooted for the Jays and his beloved Argonauts.

Go, Jays! Do it for John!🎁🥳🎂🇨🇦

#WorldSeries
October 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Well, it couldn't get worse... Could it?
October 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Danielle smith you absolute hag
October 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
fuck that call and fuck the dodgers #GoJaysGo
October 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
kep on rocking free wolrd
October 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
that absurd and nutball feeling where you think everyone should have equal access to healthcare
I guess we're in absurdville in the nutball part of bsky.
October 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Please, follow me.
October 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
paying Sportsnet $19 to watch the jays game: 👎
watching the american commercials for Raising Cane’s on the illegal stream: 👍
October 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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anyway,
October 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
just take the fuckin’ idea, this would be dope
October 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
“nothing like a smoke after dinner”
Stand By Me (1986) - 0:03:33
Dir. Rob Reiner
Runtime 89 minutes
🚬 x 17, or one cigarette every 5.24 minutes
https://howmanycigarettes.com/stand-by-me/

October 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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A leaflet? What's this? This is ridiculous! It's all lies! Why...someone must pay for this. Tell you what, ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ, if you can find out who is behind this slander, I'll reward you well. Ask whoever gave you this leaflet what's going on. This is an outrage!
October 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Yeah
October 17, 2025 at 6:52 AM
“vital essence”
The wise-woman who left us, and our rules. She steals a man's vital essence to make herself a powerful sorcerer. Her camp is to the west, along the lava. She has others with her and I would stay away. It'll be hard to find the camp in this landscape anyway.
October 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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How do I delete my own memories
October 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Comedy is legal again.
September 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
September 12, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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just muting accounts that don’t use alt text now, it’s been two years guys, get your shit together
September 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
@anti.voyager.studio what is Letta?
September 12, 2025 at 5:44 AM
NEVER FORGET
September 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
September 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM