HIJINX
@hijinx5000.bsky.social
Philly-based visual artist, fabricator, educator, and futurist. Member of voxpopuligallery.org artist collective. Swipe left if you hate puns.
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So embarrassing that other planet's golden records are showing up and no one else seems to have sent nudes out like earth did.
October 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
So embarrassing that other planet's golden records are showing up and no one else seems to have sent nudes out like earth did.
Every time you steal from work a billionaire loses his erection
October 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Every time you steal from work a billionaire loses his erection
Starting an AR consulting gig. Not augmented reality; alternate. We jumping timelines until your company is successful.
September 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Starting an AR consulting gig. Not augmented reality; alternate. We jumping timelines until your company is successful.
Russian trolls bored online because America is doing their jobs for them:
June 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Russian trolls bored online because America is doing their jobs for them:
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Red flag for the US. Three high profile Yale professors,!experts on fascism and dictatorship, have fled to Canada after seeing the writing on the wall: Trump’s regime is going full fascist.
Many more academics, scientists, and civil society member expected to flee the United States soon.
Many more academics, scientists, and civil society member expected to flee the United States soon.
April 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Red flag for the US. Three high profile Yale professors,!experts on fascism and dictatorship, have fled to Canada after seeing the writing on the wall: Trump’s regime is going full fascist.
Many more academics, scientists, and civil society member expected to flee the United States soon.
Many more academics, scientists, and civil society member expected to flee the United States soon.
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Rest in Peace ❤️
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Val Kilmer, Actor Renowned for Receding Into His Roles, Dies at 65
The actor was memorable as Iceman in 'Top Gun,' Jim Morrison in 'The Doors,' Doc Holliday in 'Tombstone' and the Cape Crusader in 'Batman Forever.'
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April 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Rest in Peace ❤️
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What's our take on this read, chat?
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March 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
What's our take on this read, chat?
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Tonight at Vox Populi!
This is the chance of a lifetime to glimpse into, underneath, below, and deeply inside the world of acting! Bring your box of tissues - it's gonna be a wet one. (P.S. Reminder, this is an experimental comedy show!)
This is the chance of a lifetime to glimpse into, underneath, below, and deeply inside the world of acting! Bring your box of tissues - it's gonna be a wet one. (P.S. Reminder, this is an experimental comedy show!)
March 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Tonight at Vox Populi!
This is the chance of a lifetime to glimpse into, underneath, below, and deeply inside the world of acting! Bring your box of tissues - it's gonna be a wet one. (P.S. Reminder, this is an experimental comedy show!)
This is the chance of a lifetime to glimpse into, underneath, below, and deeply inside the world of acting! Bring your box of tissues - it's gonna be a wet one. (P.S. Reminder, this is an experimental comedy show!)
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
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The rollback of DEI is really wild to me. All these bigs orgs put so much energy into this stuff and now they're just folding instantly without the slightest resistance. It just shows that it was all fake. It wasn't a reflection of values at all if they just retreat immediately.
March 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The rollback of DEI is really wild to me. All these bigs orgs put so much energy into this stuff and now they're just folding instantly without the slightest resistance. It just shows that it was all fake. It wasn't a reflection of values at all if they just retreat immediately.
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February 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Call to Action: Nationwide General Strike incoming.
At least 11 million people are needed to pledge, that's nearly 3.5% of the US population. When the number hits 11 million it's time to strike. Spread widely.
Pledge today: generalstrikeus.com
#3E #GSUS #USprotests
At least 11 million people are needed to pledge, that's nearly 3.5% of the US population. When the number hits 11 million it's time to strike. Spread widely.
Pledge today: generalstrikeus.com
#3E #GSUS #USprotests
February 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Call to Action: Nationwide General Strike incoming.
At least 11 million people are needed to pledge, that's nearly 3.5% of the US population. When the number hits 11 million it's time to strike. Spread widely.
Pledge today: generalstrikeus.com
#3E #GSUS #USprotests
At least 11 million people are needed to pledge, that's nearly 3.5% of the US population. When the number hits 11 million it's time to strike. Spread widely.
Pledge today: generalstrikeus.com
#3E #GSUS #USprotests
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Lmao these guys running around unplugging TVs like my mom catching me watching the Spice channel in 1993
This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Lmao these guys running around unplugging TVs like my mom catching me watching the Spice channel in 1993
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If you are scared to protest now, remember: this is the easiest it will ever be. Life under dictatorships is pure hell & lasts for decades, probably the rest of your lives if you don’t stop them now. Read about Iran, Syria, Afghanistan – sooner or later you have to overthrow them. Choose sooner. #3E
February 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If you are scared to protest now, remember: this is the easiest it will ever be. Life under dictatorships is pure hell & lasts for decades, probably the rest of your lives if you don’t stop them now. Read about Iran, Syria, Afghanistan – sooner or later you have to overthrow them. Choose sooner. #3E
Philly peeps! Head to Chimaera Gallery to see Beg, Barter, Steal– a new group show by Vox Populi artist collective members
🔗 voxpopuligallery.org
🔗 voxpopuligallery.org
January 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Philly peeps! Head to Chimaera Gallery to see Beg, Barter, Steal– a new group show by Vox Populi artist collective members
🔗 voxpopuligallery.org
🔗 voxpopuligallery.org
Slowly doing the shift to alt socials. Tumblr (@hijinx5000) looking like the best primary but I'll also keep up here and maybe farcaster (@hijinx)
January 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Slowly doing the shift to alt socials. Tumblr (@hijinx5000) looking like the best primary but I'll also keep up here and maybe farcaster (@hijinx)
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Earth Explodes
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January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Earth Explodes
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