mackenzie
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I know I'm far from the first person to have this idea/ beg for this feature, but pleeeaase I need spotify wrapped for Libby
April 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I know I'm far from the first person to have this idea/ beg for this feature, but pleeeaase I need spotify wrapped for Libby
It is with a heavy heart that I must announce that the "secret" to getting through an entire large tub of greens without any going dark and slimy is to eat a big salad every single day.
April 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It is with a heavy heart that I must announce that the "secret" to getting through an entire large tub of greens without any going dark and slimy is to eat a big salad every single day.
Oh you have a gentle yet firm grip? Show me the first 2-5 tissues you took out of the box
March 27, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Oh you have a gentle yet firm grip? Show me the first 2-5 tissues you took out of the box
In case no one has told you today: ovaltine in coffee is really good
March 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
In case no one has told you today: ovaltine in coffee is really good
There was a lot of harmful beauty shit put on millennial women and we’ve all talked about the thinness, the low-rise jeans, the 90s, but I’m still waiting for the skincare discourse about how “oil free” and hyper astringent products were marketed to us as a OTC treatment for acne 😭
March 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There was a lot of harmful beauty shit put on millennial women and we’ve all talked about the thinness, the low-rise jeans, the 90s, but I’m still waiting for the skincare discourse about how “oil free” and hyper astringent products were marketed to us as a OTC treatment for acne 😭
My toxic trait is that every time someone introduces their child named Remy I have to stop myself from replying “oh, like the rat that cooks”
March 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My toxic trait is that every time someone introduces their child named Remy I have to stop myself from replying “oh, like the rat that cooks”
I know I'm out of the loop (had a baby, haven't smoked weed in over 2 years) but damn easter sunday falling on 4/20 really snuck up on me
March 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I know I'm out of the loop (had a baby, haven't smoked weed in over 2 years) but damn easter sunday falling on 4/20 really snuck up on me
Boomer parents will look you right in the eye in the middle of dinner and tell you they used to use a fan to drown out the sound of you crying in the middle of the night??????????????????? cool thanks that’s good to know pass the salad I guess
March 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Boomer parents will look you right in the eye in the middle of dinner and tell you they used to use a fan to drown out the sound of you crying in the middle of the night??????????????????? cool thanks that’s good to know pass the salad I guess
My 14 month old has a little stuffed dog that woofs and snuffles when you touch its head — and I guess the idea is you “pet” it, but we don’t have a dog and Sabina doesn’t know what petting is so she hugs the little dog to make it woof and it is the very dearest little thing.
January 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
My 14 month old has a little stuffed dog that woofs and snuffles when you touch its head — and I guess the idea is you “pet” it, but we don’t have a dog and Sabina doesn’t know what petting is so she hugs the little dog to make it woof and it is the very dearest little thing.
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No one who hasn't shared or donated to this gofundme is allowed to talk about Disco Elysium ever again.
I know! I'm poor too. I don't always eat either.
A single dollar. One currency.
I know! I'm poor too. I don't always eat either.
A single dollar. One currency.
January 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
No one who hasn't shared or donated to this gofundme is allowed to talk about Disco Elysium ever again.
I know! I'm poor too. I don't always eat either.
A single dollar. One currency.
I know! I'm poor too. I don't always eat either.
A single dollar. One currency.
I guess everyone else knew this but I just found out that Tomie DePaula, author of Strega Nona, is a man?????? Seems fake to me but there you have it.
January 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I guess everyone else knew this but I just found out that Tomie DePaula, author of Strega Nona, is a man?????? Seems fake to me but there you have it.
What nobody tells you about having a baby is that they walk right up to you and rest their little cheek on your shoulder
December 27, 2024 at 12:06 AM
What nobody tells you about having a baby is that they walk right up to you and rest their little cheek on your shoulder
I saw a lamb chop dog toy and got so offended. You're gonna let your dog destroy lamb chop? fuck you
December 20, 2024 at 5:24 PM
I saw a lamb chop dog toy and got so offended. You're gonna let your dog destroy lamb chop? fuck you
People are really out here putting their sweet baby who is a whole PERSON with boundaries and preferences and a heart but no way to advocate for themselves or say no on a strange man's lap for a tacky "Santa" picture
December 20, 2024 at 1:11 PM
People are really out here putting their sweet baby who is a whole PERSON with boundaries and preferences and a heart but no way to advocate for themselves or say no on a strange man's lap for a tacky "Santa" picture
I'm certain I'm not the first person to complain about this but WHY isn't there a Turner Classic Movies streaming platform I would absolutely pay for it.
December 19, 2024 at 10:14 PM
I'm certain I'm not the first person to complain about this but WHY isn't there a Turner Classic Movies streaming platform I would absolutely pay for it.
sooooooo there's furry barbie now
December 15, 2024 at 8:45 PM
sooooooo there's furry barbie now
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every few ceos that get picked off we should do a silly one, like the ceo of dude wipes.
December 13, 2024 at 10:15 PM
every few ceos that get picked off we should do a silly one, like the ceo of dude wipes.
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New Yorkers should do the bit from the Thomas Crown Affair and all dress up like the shooter to fuck with the NYPD.
December 6, 2024 at 6:50 AM
New Yorkers should do the bit from the Thomas Crown Affair and all dress up like the shooter to fuck with the NYPD.
Having to drink Gatorade after a GI upset is so funny like oh no I pooped my salt 😔
December 7, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Having to drink Gatorade after a GI upset is so funny like oh no I pooped my salt 😔
No quiet like the one where you get home from your wildly overlong hypersocial holiday travel and put the baby down for the first time and it's 7pm and you're home alone with your spouse
December 6, 2024 at 12:26 AM
No quiet like the one where you get home from your wildly overlong hypersocial holiday travel and put the baby down for the first time and it's 7pm and you're home alone with your spouse
Inscribing Delay Deny Defend on the bullet casings is impossibly based.
December 5, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Inscribing Delay Deny Defend on the bullet casings is impossibly based.
Holding my baby, who needs a diaper change, at the rest stop, I watch a man walk alone into the Family room, presumably to befoul it with a shit. I don’t know him but I do hate him and fervently wish him ill.
December 4, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Holding my baby, who needs a diaper change, at the rest stop, I watch a man walk alone into the Family room, presumably to befoul it with a shit. I don’t know him but I do hate him and fervently wish him ill.
My Spotify wrapped didn’t count my bajillion Raffi streams… nice of them to think I want my adults-only data, but they couldn’t be more wrong. Show me where I rank among Raffi listeners you cowards!!!!
December 4, 2024 at 2:40 PM
My Spotify wrapped didn’t count my bajillion Raffi streams… nice of them to think I want my adults-only data, but they couldn’t be more wrong. Show me where I rank among Raffi listeners you cowards!!!!