*and to empty the tub the moment you get home from the store, and wipe it dry, then layer all of the greens with paper towels

Dude it’s a COMMON name. Unthinkable tbh.

Knowing what we know now about baby psychology it’s like…. Ok so you tortured me lol

The Platform

No I mean as soon as Michael told me he was a man I said “of course a man dreams of a gramma with infinite pasta”

2 steps at a time before toppling into us/ the floor, but YES DOG

And not just any random old man but one who was like “a gig where I make $16 an hour and little kids I’ve never met line up to sit on my lap? sounds good to me” like be less deranged for a SECOND that is your BABY

Nooooooooo what if you went spa castle instead one day