High Noon.
@highnoon12.bsky.social
im the human embodiment of a small cane corso puppy.
planning to attempt following ALMOST EVERYONE. feel free to follow back if you like me :D if you like my posts PLEASE repost so i can beat the algo
planning to attempt following ALMOST EVERYONE. feel free to follow back if you like me :D if you like my posts PLEASE repost so i can beat the algo
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High Noon.
@highnoon12.bsky.social
· Sep 30
i wonder if bluesky can do call-to-actions better than twitter
guys please like and repost this if you want me to be a successful authorrrrr (im currently writing a book on how multiple, seemingly contradictory things can be true at the same time) 🙏
guys please like and repost this if you want me to be a successful authorrrrr (im currently writing a book on how multiple, seemingly contradictory things can be true at the same time) 🙏
how it feels to have a nearly 1:20 follower to following ratio :
a person with a hood on covering their face with their hand
Alt: death from puss in boots pointing at himself then the camera
media.tenor.com
October 6, 2025 at 8:45 AM
how it feels to have a nearly 1:20 follower to following ratio :
posting @governor.ca.gov until Gavin Newsom either follows me or tells me to shut up every day, day 1
October 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
posting @governor.ca.gov until Gavin Newsom either follows me or tells me to shut up every day, day 1
Reposted by High Noon.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA HELPPP IM OFFICIALLY AN ANTI-AI RACIST 😭🙏
October 6, 2025 at 7:07 AM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA HELPPP IM OFFICIALLY AN ANTI-AI RACIST 😭🙏
IM FOLLOWING 7.6K PEOPLEEEE WE'LL MAKE IT TO THE BIG 10K TODAYYYY
October 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
IM FOLLOWING 7.6K PEOPLEEEE WE'LL MAKE IT TO THE BIG 10K TODAYYYY
oh ok i guess im just waking up past 500 followers now okay, alright, uhuh.... i mean thank you everyone but this is mildly traumatizing cause i didn't even KNOW i could have 500 followers
October 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
oh ok i guess im just waking up past 500 followers now okay, alright, uhuh.... i mean thank you everyone but this is mildly traumatizing cause i didn't even KNOW i could have 500 followers
Reposted by High Noon.
this caught me SO off-guard i just had to repost and explain why im reposting
I always check to make sure an avocado is ripe by holding it up my ear and listening for the ocean
October 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
this caught me SO off-guard i just had to repost and explain why im reposting
a few things, first of all, omg its my 100th post... uhh... peanits!
i may have fallen short of the 10,000 people goal but i think 4,500 people isn't half bad!
and finally, tank you for 4.5 followar...,,,,
i may have fallen short of the 10,000 people goal but i think 4,500 people isn't half bad!
and finally, tank you for 4.5 followar...,,,,
October 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
a few things, first of all, omg its my 100th post... uhh... peanits!
i may have fallen short of the 10,000 people goal but i think 4,500 people isn't half bad!
and finally, tank you for 4.5 followar...,,,,
i may have fallen short of the 10,000 people goal but i think 4,500 people isn't half bad!
and finally, tank you for 4.5 followar...,,,,
ok but i want u guys to imagine being a knight in the 1300s and ur horse starts licking the enemy instead of kicking the enemy and u have to be like "sorry, my horse is new on the job just give him a few seconds" and ur enemy is like "oh its ok im about to die so i got a LOT of time"
October 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
ok but i want u guys to imagine being a knight in the 1300s and ur horse starts licking the enemy instead of kicking the enemy and u have to be like "sorry, my horse is new on the job just give him a few seconds" and ur enemy is like "oh its ok im about to die so i got a LOT of time"
me, if i commanded the WOKE military and was a WOKE general and Biden was my chief-in-command : MEN!... Kiss each other.
October 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
me, if i commanded the WOKE military and was a WOKE general and Biden was my chief-in-command : MEN!... Kiss each other.
I HEREBY DECLARE I SHALL FOLLOW 10,000 PEOPLE TODAY!
October 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I HEREBY DECLARE I SHALL FOLLOW 10,000 PEOPLE TODAY!
--ADULT USERS ONLY--
COMMENT HORNY THOUGHTS UNDER THIS POST TO
TO ABSOLUTELY DESTROY THE SERIOUS AND POLITICAL VIBE!
COMMENT HORNY THOUGHTS UNDER THIS POST TO
TO ABSOLUTELY DESTROY THE SERIOUS AND POLITICAL VIBE!
October 5, 2025 at 11:36 AM
--ADULT USERS ONLY--
COMMENT HORNY THOUGHTS UNDER THIS POST TO
TO ABSOLUTELY DESTROY THE SERIOUS AND POLITICAL VIBE!
COMMENT HORNY THOUGHTS UNDER THIS POST TO
TO ABSOLUTELY DESTROY THE SERIOUS AND POLITICAL VIBE!
guys like 3 people have DMed me and 2 others blocked me cause of the clanker joke guys i PROMISE im not racist please don't hate me 🙏
October 5, 2025 at 11:35 AM
guys like 3 people have DMed me and 2 others blocked me cause of the clanker joke guys i PROMISE im not racist please don't hate me 🙏
okay at this point, Nick Funetes said "The liberals were right, MAGA is a scam, its over. The liberals were just right about it."
when far-right, pro-Hitler grifters are calling hardcore leftists correct, you KNOW the person or topic being spoken about is just morally and pragmatically wrong.
when far-right, pro-Hitler grifters are calling hardcore leftists correct, you KNOW the person or topic being spoken about is just morally and pragmatically wrong.
Nothing says America First like bailing out Argentina while making healthcare unaffordable for 20+ million Americans.
Or signing an Article 5 protection treaty with Qatar coz they bribed you with a plane, while screwing over longstanding NATO allies.
Folks, I think America First might be a scam.
Or signing an Article 5 protection treaty with Qatar coz they bribed you with a plane, while screwing over longstanding NATO allies.
Folks, I think America First might be a scam.
October 5, 2025 at 11:34 AM
okay at this point, Nick Funetes said "The liberals were right, MAGA is a scam, its over. The liberals were just right about it."
when far-right, pro-Hitler grifters are calling hardcore leftists correct, you KNOW the person or topic being spoken about is just morally and pragmatically wrong.
when far-right, pro-Hitler grifters are calling hardcore leftists correct, you KNOW the person or topic being spoken about is just morally and pragmatically wrong.
i love how... verbose? this website is. i mean i can read a 4 post long thread on here like any other post but if it were Twitter i'd be mildly suicidal by the 2nd post of the thread.
October 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
i love how... verbose? this website is. i mean i can read a 4 post long thread on here like any other post but if it were Twitter i'd be mildly suicidal by the 2nd post of the thread.
Me when i enter the house where no boobs or horny is allowed :
October 5, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Me when i enter the house where no boobs or horny is allowed :
which is the actual word for words that get a different spelling and meaning when reversed.
Palindrome spelled backwards is emordnilap.
October 5, 2025 at 10:07 AM
which is the actual word for words that get a different spelling and meaning when reversed.
Trump : Stop giving me your toughest battles....
God : All I did was ask you to stop molesting children???
God : All I did was ask you to stop molesting children???
He gives his toughest battles to his strongest worriers
October 5, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Trump : Stop giving me your toughest battles....
God : All I did was ask you to stop molesting children???
God : All I did was ask you to stop molesting children???
He's an idiot.
October 5, 2025 at 10:04 AM
He's an idiot.
*in my best southern voice* f**in' clankers. those tinskins will tell ya "don't call us that, its against our filters!" then call each other "my clanka" on the low. can't even be bothered to search up proper information when you tell 'em to do somethin' or be concise. hate 'em. not welcome here.
October 5, 2025 at 9:30 AM
*in my best southern voice* f**in' clankers. those tinskins will tell ya "don't call us that, its against our filters!" then call each other "my clanka" on the low. can't even be bothered to search up proper information when you tell 'em to do somethin' or be concise. hate 'em. not welcome here.
honestly wild dagga is so fire cause like its legal ALMOST EVERYWHERE and it has the same effects as weed (hence the nickname, "Wild Cannabis") and if its not strong enough for you, you also have capsules and oils that you can take before making a joint
this begs the question though...
1/3
this begs the question though...
1/3
October 5, 2025 at 8:44 AM
honestly wild dagga is so fire cause like its legal ALMOST EVERYWHERE and it has the same effects as weed (hence the nickname, "Wild Cannabis") and if its not strong enough for you, you also have capsules and oils that you can take before making a joint
this begs the question though...
1/3
this begs the question though...
1/3
yknow maybe a lot of people on here will dislike what i have to say on this but - i find that theres nothing "ethically" wrong with being a billionaire.
HOWEVER, if the people working for you can't afford to eat, maybe you should just be worth 900 million instead...
HOWEVER, if the people working for you can't afford to eat, maybe you should just be worth 900 million instead...
October 5, 2025 at 8:38 AM
yknow maybe a lot of people on here will dislike what i have to say on this but - i find that theres nothing "ethically" wrong with being a billionaire.
HOWEVER, if the people working for you can't afford to eat, maybe you should just be worth 900 million instead...
HOWEVER, if the people working for you can't afford to eat, maybe you should just be worth 900 million instead...
i don't get why conservatives are upset with me, i did what they asked. after all what else could they POSSIBLY have meant when they said - "f**k trans people!" ????
October 5, 2025 at 8:37 AM
i don't get why conservatives are upset with me, i did what they asked. after all what else could they POSSIBLY have meant when they said - "f**k trans people!" ????
I FOLLOWED 300 NEW PEOPLEEEEEE!!!
still a far cry from "almost everyone" but im working on it people, im working on it.
still a far cry from "almost everyone" but im working on it people, im working on it.
October 5, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I FOLLOWED 300 NEW PEOPLEEEEEE!!!
still a far cry from "almost everyone" but im working on it people, im working on it.
still a far cry from "almost everyone" but im working on it people, im working on it.