John Walling
@johnki7yra.bsky.social
My blurbs are parody, satire, jokes, hyperbolic speculation, spitballs, & bald-faced facts -- backed with 2 minute warranties.
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Petroglyphs vs pictographs were like VHS vs Betamax.
February 14, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Petroglyphs vs pictographs were like VHS vs Betamax.
Time happens fast.
I was born in the 1900s and
now I live in the 21st century.
I was born in the 1900s and
now I live in the 21st century.
February 14, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Time happens fast.
I was born in the 1900s and
now I live in the 21st century.
I was born in the 1900s and
now I live in the 21st century.
Should weed zappers be converted for crowd control?
www.geekwire.com/2026/rfk-jr-...
_Hell No!
_It could be profitable.
_Not the eyes!
_Needs more research
www.geekwire.com/2026/rfk-jr-...
_Hell No!
_It could be profitable.
_Not the eyes!
_Needs more research
RFK Jr. calls Carbon Robotics’ laser weed zapper the ‘light at the end of the tunnel’ in herbicide fight
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. called out AI powered technology from the Seattle ag-tech startup, whose founder and CEO appreciated the attention.
www.geekwire.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Should weed zappers be converted for crowd control?
www.geekwire.com/2026/rfk-jr-...
_Hell No!
_It could be profitable.
_Not the eyes!
_Needs more research
www.geekwire.com/2026/rfk-jr-...
_Hell No!
_It could be profitable.
_Not the eyes!
_Needs more research
U.S. secretly sent thousands of Starlink terminals into Iran after protest crackdown
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MSN
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February 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
U.S. secretly sent thousands of Starlink terminals into Iran after protest crackdown
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How to Privatize Countries
Proof of Concept:
“Board of Peace” Reconstruction of Gaza
www.reuters.com/world/middle...
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Proof of Concept:
“Board of Peace” Reconstruction of Gaza
www.reuters.com/world/middle...
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Exclusive: Trump plans to announce Gaza funding plan, troops at first Board of Peace meeting, US officials say
President Donald Trump will announce a multi-billion dollar reconstruction plan for Gaza and detail plans for a U.N.-authorized stabilization force for the Palestinian enclave at the first formal meet...
www.reuters.com
February 13, 2026 at 8:36 PM
How to Privatize Countries
Proof of Concept:
“Board of Peace” Reconstruction of Gaza
www.reuters.com/world/middle...
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Proof of Concept:
“Board of Peace” Reconstruction of Gaza
www.reuters.com/world/middle...
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T.Rump administration is moving to immediately dismantle the National Science Foundation’s National Center for Atmospheric Research (NCAR), one of the nation’s leading weather and climate research institutions.
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Trump admin is pulling supercomputers out of key weather research center | CNN
A leading American research lab is slated to lose its critical supercomputing facility, according to a letter released Thursday by the National Science Foundation.
www.cnn.com
February 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
T.Rump administration is moving to immediately dismantle the National Science Foundation’s National Center for Atmospheric Research (NCAR), one of the nation’s leading weather and climate research institutions.
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Another to my list. Every goddamn day I will post about Alex until his murderer(s) are charged, tried & convicted.
#JusticeForAlex
#NoJusticeNoPeace
#ImpeachNoem
#Impeach47
#ToTheHagueWithThemAll
#Nuremberg2.0
#JusticeForAlex
#NoJusticeNoPeace
#ImpeachNoem
#Impeach47
#ToTheHagueWithThemAll
#Nuremberg2.0
Alex Pretti was an American hero. He saved lives. He protected people. He cared deeply about his community, unlike the murderous thugs who killed him.
The very last thing he did was try to help a woman who had been pepper-sprayed and violently shoved to the ground by ICE. 1/
The very last thing he did was try to help a woman who had been pepper-sprayed and violently shoved to the ground by ICE. 1/
February 12, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Another to my list. Every goddamn day I will post about Alex until his murderer(s) are charged, tried & convicted.
#JusticeForAlex
#NoJusticeNoPeace
#ImpeachNoem
#Impeach47
#ToTheHagueWithThemAll
#Nuremberg2.0
#JusticeForAlex
#NoJusticeNoPeace
#ImpeachNoem
#Impeach47
#ToTheHagueWithThemAll
#Nuremberg2.0
I want A.I. to build me house if
I show it a picture of a house I like.
But, I'm afraid I might something like get this:
I show it a picture of a house I like.
But, I'm afraid I might something like get this:
February 13, 2026 at 7:44 AM
I want A.I. to build me house if
I show it a picture of a house I like.
But, I'm afraid I might something like get this:
I show it a picture of a house I like.
But, I'm afraid I might something like get this:
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The Epstein files have been updated; it now consists of nearly 430 GB of data and 1,500,000 files.
This includes documents that have since been deleted by the Department of Justice.
ddosecrets.org/article/epst...
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This includes documents that have since been deleted by the Department of Justice.
ddosecrets.org/article/epst...
Donate to help us keep publishing: donorbox.org/ddosecrets
February 11, 2026 at 2:36 PM
The Epstein files have been updated; it now consists of nearly 430 GB of data and 1,500,000 files.
This includes documents that have since been deleted by the Department of Justice.
ddosecrets.org/article/epst...
Donate to help us keep publishing: donorbox.org/ddosecrets
This includes documents that have since been deleted by the Department of Justice.
ddosecrets.org/article/epst...
Donate to help us keep publishing: donorbox.org/ddosecrets
The Federal Way City Council has replaced its council president after he wrote a Facebook post expressing support for local students who were organizing walkouts to protest U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
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Federal Way ousts Moore as City Council president - Kent Reporter
Fellow members claim multiple conflicts of interest; disliked social media post about student protests
www.kentreporter.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:32 AM
The Federal Way City Council has replaced its council president after he wrote a Facebook post expressing support for local students who were organizing walkouts to protest U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
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Reposted by John Walling
The Trump administration is terminating $600 million in CDC grants for programs supporting HIV and STD prevention and HIV surveillance.
Trump administration cuts $600 million in HIV, STD prevention and surveillance grants
The Trump administration is terminating $600 million in CDC grants for programs supporting HIV and STD prevention and HIV surveillance.
abcnews.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:39 AM
The Trump administration is terminating $600 million in CDC grants for programs supporting HIV and STD prevention and HIV surveillance.
Xenophobia is good for the prison industry.
February 12, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Xenophobia is good for the prison industry.
Oligarchs only need house servants & gardeners.
That means 8 billion people are redundant.
That means 8 billion people are redundant.
February 12, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Oligarchs only need house servants & gardeners.
That means 8 billion people are redundant.
That means 8 billion people are redundant.
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🚨ALARM: Republicans are closer to ramming the SAVE ACT through, the Project 2025 voter-ID bill that requires voter’s current names to MATCH their birth certificates.
79% of married women take a spouse’s name. This could disenfranchise MILLIONS of women.
#HandsOffHerVote
79% of married women take a spouse’s name. This could disenfranchise MILLIONS of women.
#HandsOffHerVote
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
🚨ALARM: Republicans are closer to ramming the SAVE ACT through, the Project 2025 voter-ID bill that requires voter’s current names to MATCH their birth certificates.
79% of married women take a spouse’s name. This could disenfranchise MILLIONS of women.
#HandsOffHerVote
79% of married women take a spouse’s name. This could disenfranchise MILLIONS of women.
#HandsOffHerVote
Sen Cory Booker
"We are in a Constitutional crisis."
Who else in Congress is agreeing with him?
"We are in a Constitutional crisis."
Who else in Congress is agreeing with him?
February 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Sen Cory Booker
"We are in a Constitutional crisis."
Who else in Congress is agreeing with him?
"We are in a Constitutional crisis."
Who else in Congress is agreeing with him?
An Israeli court barred a five-year-old Palestinian boy with aggressive cancer from entering Israel for a life-saving bone marrow transplant.
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...
.. Genocide has many facets.
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...
.. Genocide has many facets.
Israeli court blocks life-saving cancer care for boy, 5, due to his Gaza address
Palestinian boy has been in the West Bank since 2022 but is still registered as a resident in the strip where ban applies
www.theguardian.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
An Israeli court barred a five-year-old Palestinian boy with aggressive cancer from entering Israel for a life-saving bone marrow transplant.
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...
.. Genocide has many facets.
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...
.. Genocide has many facets.
Right-wing conspiracy theorist and podcaster Dan Bongino has pivoted from his short and rocky tenure as deputy director of the FBI under President T.Rrump and is returning to Fox News.
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Dan Bongino crawls back to Fox News after failing at the FBI
Right-wing conspiracy theorist and podcaster Dan Bongino has pivoted from his short and rocky tenure as deputy director of the FBI under President Donald Trump and is returning to Fox News. Bongino .....
www.dailykos.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Right-wing conspiracy theorist and podcaster Dan Bongino has pivoted from his short and rocky tenure as deputy director of the FBI under President T.Rrump and is returning to Fox News.
www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
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Divergent explanations for El Paso Airport closure.
1) FAA closed the airspace for military testing of anti-drone lasers as a precaution for civil aviation.
2) White House claims lasers were defending against cartel drone incursions.
3) UFOs invaded airspace around El Paso.
1) FAA closed the airspace for military testing of anti-drone lasers as a precaution for civil aviation.
2) White House claims lasers were defending against cartel drone incursions.
3) UFOs invaded airspace around El Paso.
February 11, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Divergent explanations for El Paso Airport closure.
1) FAA closed the airspace for military testing of anti-drone lasers as a precaution for civil aviation.
2) White House claims lasers were defending against cartel drone incursions.
3) UFOs invaded airspace around El Paso.
1) FAA closed the airspace for military testing of anti-drone lasers as a precaution for civil aviation.
2) White House claims lasers were defending against cartel drone incursions.
3) UFOs invaded airspace around El Paso.
Kermit the Frog denied having any associations with Jeffrey Epstein. Miss Piggy declined an invitation to Epstein's private island.
I believe them. I have to.
I believe them. I have to.
February 11, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Kermit the Frog denied having any associations with Jeffrey Epstein. Miss Piggy declined an invitation to Epstein's private island.
I believe them. I have to.
I believe them. I have to.
A judge said the Trump administration could not deport a Tufts student who was arrested last year after writing a pro-Palestinian opinion article.
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Immigration judge rejects Trump effort to deport pro-Palestinian Tufts student
Tufts University PhD student Rumeysa Ozturk was arrested last year as part of the Trump administration's targeting of pro-Palestinian campus activists, her lawyers said.
www.reuters.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:28 PM
A judge said the Trump administration could not deport a Tufts student who was arrested last year after writing a pro-Palestinian opinion article.
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
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