John Walling
@johnki7yra.bsky.social
My blurbs are parody, satire, jokes, hyperbolic speculation, spitballs, & bald-faced facts -- backed with 2 minute warranties.
MEDICARE FOR ALL WITH DENTAL, HEARING, AND VISION
November 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
MEDICARE FOR ALL WITH DENTAL, HEARING, AND VISION
I heard that veterinarian is categorized as a profession.
A majority of veterinarians are women.
Oops.
A majority of veterinarians are women.
Oops.
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I heard that veterinarian is categorized as a profession.
A majority of veterinarians are women.
Oops.
A majority of veterinarians are women.
Oops.
Kristi Noem is a 'poster child' for corruption -- looking pretty.
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Kristi Noem is a 'poster child' for corruption -- looking pretty.
National Guard members are unwitting
participants in a fascist self-coup.
participants in a fascist self-coup.
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
National Guard members are unwitting
participants in a fascist self-coup.
participants in a fascist self-coup.
When A.I. can wipe my butt, I'll be all in.
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
When A.I. can wipe my butt, I'll be all in.
A.I. will make people more beautiful. Ka-ching!
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
A.I. will make people more beautiful. Ka-ching!
The children's table foments resentment toward adults among the older children who believe they are too old to be at the children's table.
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The children's table foments resentment toward adults among the older children who believe they are too old to be at the children's table.
Israel has lost its moral standing.
It cannot claim that it is defending itself by murdering civilians.
It cannot claim that it is defending itself by murdering civilians.
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Israel has lost its moral standing.
It cannot claim that it is defending itself by murdering civilians.
It cannot claim that it is defending itself by murdering civilians.
Dictators love chaos. It keeps the opposition off balance.
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Dictators love chaos. It keeps the opposition off balance.
T.Rump wants violence so he can play the 'strongman.'
It's his vicious cycle of provocation and suppression.
It's his vicious cycle of provocation and suppression.
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
T.Rump wants violence so he can play the 'strongman.'
It's his vicious cycle of provocation and suppression.
It's his vicious cycle of provocation and suppression.