kyle
@heykp.bsky.social
i had a lifetime as a boy and i lived in the bottom of a ship | baltimore
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making hardboiled eggs and then using the water to water my plants bc it absorbs calcium from the shells
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
making hardboiled eggs and then using the water to water my plants bc it absorbs calcium from the shells
listening to Lux in the sunshine and eating a hot italian sandwich
November 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
listening to Lux in the sunshine and eating a hot italian sandwich
it's my favorite time of year: daylight savings causing bugs in all the code i work on 😍😍
November 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
it's my favorite time of year: daylight savings causing bugs in all the code i work on 😍😍
THREE DAY WEEKEND STARTS NOW
a woman in a leather jacket is sitting in a car
ALT: a woman in a leather jacket is sitting in a car
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October 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
THREE DAY WEEKEND STARTS NOW
have you streamed Berghain today??
October 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
have you streamed Berghain today??
this is divine intervention
October 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
this is divine intervention
made everyone these pikmin hats because we HAD to be the cutest patooties at the party
October 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
made everyone these pikmin hats because we HAD to be the cutest patooties at the party
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i think we’re ALL fag
October 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i think we’re ALL fag
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my barber told me he's pretty sure dinosaurs and humans were alive at the same time
October 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
my barber told me he's pretty sure dinosaurs and humans were alive at the same time
vacuuming my house and then hearing my next door neighbor start vacuuming right after ... like i'm so impactful
October 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
vacuuming my house and then hearing my next door neighbor start vacuuming right after ... like i'm so impactful
Angie knows EXACTLY who Lisa was talking about when she brought up Soup Man
October 16, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Angie knows EXACTLY who Lisa was talking about when she brought up Soup Man
I think Dr. Wendy can do a little insurance fraud.. as a treat
October 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I think Dr. Wendy can do a little insurance fraud.. as a treat
i woke up in a heat wave and everybody's gone
October 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
i woke up in a heat wave and everybody's gone
starting a public campaign for Addison Rae's next project to be a ska album titled "Rae-Gae"
October 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
starting a public campaign for Addison Rae's next project to be a ska album titled "Rae-Gae"
I put a hold on 4 books at the library and I'm gonna get them all at the same time ... what the hell r we gonna do now
September 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I put a hold on 4 books at the library and I'm gonna get them all at the same time ... what the hell r we gonna do now
is there anything worse than a friend asking you to queue up songs and then just clearing out your queue
September 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
is there anything worse than a friend asking you to queue up songs and then just clearing out your queue
Worm from Dune stuns for Vogue Italia
August 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Worm from Dune stuns for Vogue Italia
had a call with my coworker and they go "can I complain for a sec?"
a green cartoon character with a blue background
ALT: a green cartoon character with a blue background
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August 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
had a call with my coworker and they go "can I complain for a sec?"
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things have shifted….thank you @heykp.bsky.social 😭
August 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
things have shifted….thank you @heykp.bsky.social 😭
ethel cain dustbowl playing on a loop in my brain
August 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
ethel cain dustbowl playing on a loop in my brain
clocking in for my listen to sega bodega and stare at the wall shift
August 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
clocking in for my listen to sega bodega and stare at the wall shift
can't focus at work too excited for the @365fartygirl.bsky.social T Break Is Over Gala
August 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
can't focus at work too excited for the @365fartygirl.bsky.social T Break Is Over Gala
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Baltimore House music fest with da beebeeeeees
July 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Baltimore House music fest with da beebeeeeees