kyle
@heykp.bsky.social
i had a lifetime as a boy and i lived in the bottom of a ship | baltimore
making hardboiled eggs and then using the water to water my plants bc it absorbs calcium from the shells
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
making hardboiled eggs and then using the water to water my plants bc it absorbs calcium from the shells
listening to Lux in the sunshine and eating a hot italian sandwich
November 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
listening to Lux in the sunshine and eating a hot italian sandwich
have you streamed Berghain today??
October 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
have you streamed Berghain today??
this is divine intervention
October 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
this is divine intervention
made everyone these pikmin hats because we HAD to be the cutest patooties at the party
October 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
made everyone these pikmin hats because we HAD to be the cutest patooties at the party
my barber told me he's pretty sure dinosaurs and humans were alive at the same time
October 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
my barber told me he's pretty sure dinosaurs and humans were alive at the same time
Angie knows EXACTLY who Lisa was talking about when she brought up Soup Man
October 16, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Angie knows EXACTLY who Lisa was talking about when she brought up Soup Man
i woke up in a heat wave and everybody's gone
October 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
i woke up in a heat wave and everybody's gone
starting a public campaign for Addison Rae's next project to be a ska album titled "Rae-Gae"
October 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
starting a public campaign for Addison Rae's next project to be a ska album titled "Rae-Gae"
I put a hold on 4 books at the library and I'm gonna get them all at the same time ... what the hell r we gonna do now
September 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I put a hold on 4 books at the library and I'm gonna get them all at the same time ... what the hell r we gonna do now
ethel cain dustbowl playing on a loop in my brain
August 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
ethel cain dustbowl playing on a loop in my brain
clocking in for my listen to sega bodega and stare at the wall shift
August 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
clocking in for my listen to sega bodega and stare at the wall shift
can't focus at work too excited for the @365fartygirl.bsky.social T Break Is Over Gala
August 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
can't focus at work too excited for the @365fartygirl.bsky.social T Break Is Over Gala
your switch 2 after this weekend
July 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
your switch 2 after this weekend
my therapist: Lisa Rinna M&M IS real. She can love and support you
Lisa Rinna M&M:
Lisa Rinna M&M:
July 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
my therapist: Lisa Rinna M&M IS real. She can love and support you
Lisa Rinna M&M:
Lisa Rinna M&M:
replaced a light switch and didn't get zapped
May 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
replaced a light switch and didn't get zapped
no one asks for your vape anymore they just look at you like this
May 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
no one asks for your vape anymore they just look at you like this
i'm coming over, setting you up like this, then putting on Trolls World Tour
April 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
i'm coming over, setting you up like this, then putting on Trolls World Tour
we in the nuclear season
summer lovin in the backseat gone
summer lovin in the backseat gone
April 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
we in the nuclear season
summer lovin in the backseat gone
summer lovin in the backseat gone
craving just one jalapeño popper
April 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
craving just one jalapeño popper
