kyle
@heykp.bsky.social
i had a lifetime as a boy and i lived in the bottom of a ship | baltimore
sorry not all of us have the foresight to boil our eggs the day before we want them
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
sorry not all of us have the foresight to boil our eggs the day before we want them
like for breakfast? when do you boil your eggs
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
like for breakfast? when do you boil your eggs
checking my texts to see if judge joshie is subskeeting me again
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
checking my texts to see if judge joshie is subskeeting me again
it's like y2k but it happens twice a year 😱😱
November 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
it's like y2k but it happens twice a year 😱😱
don't worry i'll sing it to you
October 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
don't worry i'll sing it to you
ask @papa-choosy.bsky.social about his cheese bottle....
October 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
ask @papa-choosy.bsky.social about his cheese bottle....
if you knew how many times per week i listen to this song...
October 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
if you knew how many times per week i listen to this song...
hey guys come get ready with me to vacuum 5lbs of dog hair out from under my bed!
October 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
hey guys come get ready with me to vacuum 5lbs of dog hair out from under my bed!