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GreenGuy
@heygreenguy.bsky.social
110 followers 310 following 850 posts
Video game enjoyer, variety streamer, guy who is funnier in his head than in actuality.
The one and only @heygreenguy, presumably.
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beholdmaxine.bsky.social
January 29, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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superfromnd.bsky.social
black knight attempts to rob a bakery
January 29, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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kevinstarwheel.bsky.social
"let people enjoy things"
January 27, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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3mipop.bsky.social
Kermit the frog sitting on a log surrounded by flowers Text: "what radicalised you?" empathy bro, literally just wanting people to be treated like human beings
January 25, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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imrankhan.bsky.social
January 27, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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gwonamhints.bsky.social
April 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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jimmytwohands.bsky.social
Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate
large boulder the size of a small boulder tweet from San Miguel sheriff, dated 1/27/20
January 27, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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minimatt.bsky.social
January 27, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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valdevia.art
Had to participate in the babytuber thumbnails
Fake youtube thumbnail with a very angry red baby face. Behind it, a BANNED sign points at a baby's diaper. The text below reads "POTTY" META WILL RUIN EVERYTHING. The video's duration is 57:25
January 27, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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kuvosa.bsky.social
January 26, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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phillipbankss.bsky.social
my transformers comic 2
megatron walking down the hallway of his apartment thinking "mmyes.. I can't wait to tuck into this BANANA PUDDING..." not looking at rumble who is standing in the hallway. he trips on rumble, who says "so you wanna rumble with rumble eh". megatron is shocked, exclaiming "OH FUCK!!" he then falls into his dish of banana pudding in front of a door. from the door jolts out starscream who shouts "MEGATRON HAS FALLEN!! I, STARSCREAM, AM NOW THE NEW-" then the text cuts off. end comic.
June 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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phillipbankss.bsky.social
my transformers comic 6
panel 1: megatron approaches a crying rumble saying "rumble, my boy! what troubles you?" panel 2: rumble covered in tears and snot saying "Mr. Kanellopoulos next door yelled at me and Frenzy because we blew up his dog!" panel 3: interior shot of a house, banging on door with megatron saying "mister kanellopoulos! its your neighbor MEGATRON!" panel 4: megatron in gun mode, pointed at door saying "i would like a word with you"
January 26, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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pikuselu.gay
a fake youtube thumbnail of a baby starting curiously at a tierlist of various gerber baby food. text on the thumbnail reads "RANKING EVERY FOOD. EVER."
January 26, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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gamegeek720.bsky.social
WAIT I'VE GOT THIS ONE SAVED FROM @ricesnot.bsky.social's TWITTER
January 8, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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ricesnot.bsky.social
The Surprising Physics behind Mommy
Baby YouTube thumbnail depicting a vanishing mommy. Baby will explain how peekaboo works
January 26, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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gwizofthestars.com
Mario Galaxy Movie ending leaked
January 25, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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mrgeop.bsky.social
#CursedZillow
January 26, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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cpi.pinball.horse
amazing sign spotted today
#minneapolis #minnesota
Incel Cuck Energy
January 25, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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miasato.bsky.social
I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
January 25, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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mattzollerseitz.bsky.social
This is the 2026 equivalent of when Walter Cronkite went on tv and said the Vietnam War was unwinnable
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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tetrabunz.bsky.social
January 25, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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mocossalados.bsky.social
Love my JRPG community- always coming through! #fuckice
A muscle himbo suplexing a white van with ice agents driving
January 25, 2026 at 6:00 AM
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antares031.bsky.social
Best Friends. 🤎🫂❤️

#DOOM
January 24, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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raxkingisdead.bsky.social
SAURON: build me an army worthy of mordor
SARUMAN: so a buncha big beefcakes
SAURON: well no that’s not wh
SARUMAN: drop everything, boys! we’re buildin beefcakes!
SAURON:
SARUMAN: massive damp guys comin right up! beefy dudes!
January 25, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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lmaonadestand.bsky.social
idea i had
January 24, 2026 at 11:26 PM