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GreenGuy
@heygreenguy.bsky.social
Video game enjoyer, variety streamer, guy who is funnier in his head than in actuality.
The one and only @heygreenguy, presumably.
We truly can't have shit. God damn it, man.
a man with a beard is saying i can 't get a moment 's peace around here
Alt: Michael Rosen in GIF form bemoaning the lack of peace
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November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I know it's, at best, like a 0.00001% chance, but I would laugh my ass off and unironically main him if it happened.
Let him in, Sakurai.
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Fortunately for me, I was able to avoid stepping on the X by simply walking around it. I am now cheekily sticking my tongue out at the trap under the cool shade of a rapidly-expanding, anvil-shaped shadow.
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM