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GreenGuy
@heygreenguy.bsky.social
Video game enjoyer, variety streamer, guy who is funnier in his head than in actuality.
The one and only @heygreenguy, presumably.
I know it's, at best, like a 0.00001% chance, but I would laugh my ass off and unironically main him if it happened.
Let him in, Sakurai.
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
what the fuck did they do to their desktop?
November 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
WHOO BUDDY HE SPIN
October 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
he spin
October 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Finally got Esraniki in full 740 gear. Played with her mog some more and realized that the Argussian Mail/Dalaran Defender armor looks kind of like a kinda-techy alien jumpsuit if you only use the chest and pants, and made another getup around it.
October 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Noting the recent controversies, he has announced his intent to transmog it to a more regular and acceptable tabard design, like this:
(he insists it has nothing to do with Canada)
October 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Minor spoilers for Time Stranger, this is funnily enough the first point of the game where I was like "Oh NOOOOOO I'M SORRY"
October 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Esraniki strong. Not "slammed every early exploit to have max ilvl and 10 million power by the end of week 2" strong, but strong.
October 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
October 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
www.twitch.tv/heygreenguy
Gonna play some more Time Stranger!
October 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Probably my favorite variant of a guy in the series!
October 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Maybe it's a sign that you should join the fun. We have [get murdered by the occasional mob that summons the blowjob brothers] and [server instability].

For real though, the heroic world's a lot of fun imo.
October 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
My Timerunners so far, Koramar (named for the one who thinks good) the Mag'har Warrior and Esraniki (name copped from Voices of the Void) the Zandalari Hunter (she'll be a Haranir eventually)

#wow #worldofwarcraft #legionremix
October 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
"I deleted an image."
"But if you replace image with person it'd be murder!"

What are you even talking about?
October 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Dual-wielding, hatchets return, AND I get to do a l'il Doomguy as a treat? I know I'm a simple man and all, but oh baby...
October 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
September 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I also love that the Monk arsenal staff lets other classes use the shoulder-sling pose, bonus points for it also locking my arm in that position in combat, so I can just rapid-fire shoulder check groups of enemies.
September 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
"...and I'm drunk!"
Threw together an outfit based around the new Brewfest gear.

#WorldofWarcraft #WoW
September 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I'm partial to digivolving into sacrilege, personally.
September 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Hell yeah, hope you have a good one!
September 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
September 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
me when when news
September 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
@mrdo.pro is teaching us that Alfred Chicken is not your average chicken.
September 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
August 31, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Worth remembering that any time I refer to "it happening," I'm talking about playable ogres.
August 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM