GreenGuy
@heygreenguy.bsky.social
Video game enjoyer, variety streamer, guy who is funnier in his head than in actuality.
The one and only @heygreenguy, presumably.
The one and only @heygreenguy, presumably.
I know it's, at best, like a 0.00001% chance, but I would laugh my ass off and unironically main him if it happened.
Let him in, Sakurai.
Let him in, Sakurai.
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I know it's, at best, like a 0.00001% chance, but I would laugh my ass off and unironically main him if it happened.
Let him in, Sakurai.
Let him in, Sakurai.
what the fuck did they do to their desktop?
November 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
what the fuck did they do to their desktop?
Finally got Esraniki in full 740 gear. Played with her mog some more and realized that the Argussian Mail/Dalaran Defender armor looks kind of like a kinda-techy alien jumpsuit if you only use the chest and pants, and made another getup around it.
October 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Finally got Esraniki in full 740 gear. Played with her mog some more and realized that the Argussian Mail/Dalaran Defender armor looks kind of like a kinda-techy alien jumpsuit if you only use the chest and pants, and made another getup around it.
Noting the recent controversies, he has announced his intent to transmog it to a more regular and acceptable tabard design, like this:
(he insists it has nothing to do with Canada)
(he insists it has nothing to do with Canada)
October 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Noting the recent controversies, he has announced his intent to transmog it to a more regular and acceptable tabard design, like this:
(he insists it has nothing to do with Canada)
(he insists it has nothing to do with Canada)
Minor spoilers for Time Stranger, this is funnily enough the first point of the game where I was like "Oh NOOOOOO I'M SORRY"
October 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Minor spoilers for Time Stranger, this is funnily enough the first point of the game where I was like "Oh NOOOOOO I'M SORRY"
Esraniki strong. Not "slammed every early exploit to have max ilvl and 10 million power by the end of week 2" strong, but strong.
October 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Esraniki strong. Not "slammed every early exploit to have max ilvl and 10 million power by the end of week 2" strong, but strong.
www.twitch.tv/heygreenguy
Gonna play some more Time Stranger!
Gonna play some more Time Stranger!
October 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
www.twitch.tv/heygreenguy
Gonna play some more Time Stranger!
Gonna play some more Time Stranger!
Probably my favorite variant of a guy in the series!
October 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Probably my favorite variant of a guy in the series!
Maybe it's a sign that you should join the fun. We have [get murdered by the occasional mob that summons the blowjob brothers] and [server instability].
For real though, the heroic world's a lot of fun imo.
For real though, the heroic world's a lot of fun imo.
October 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Maybe it's a sign that you should join the fun. We have [get murdered by the occasional mob that summons the blowjob brothers] and [server instability].
For real though, the heroic world's a lot of fun imo.
For real though, the heroic world's a lot of fun imo.
My Timerunners so far, Koramar (named for the one who thinks good) the Mag'har Warrior and Esraniki (name copped from Voices of the Void) the Zandalari Hunter (she'll be a Haranir eventually)
#wow #worldofwarcraft #legionremix
#wow #worldofwarcraft #legionremix
October 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
My Timerunners so far, Koramar (named for the one who thinks good) the Mag'har Warrior and Esraniki (name copped from Voices of the Void) the Zandalari Hunter (she'll be a Haranir eventually)
#wow #worldofwarcraft #legionremix
#wow #worldofwarcraft #legionremix
"I deleted an image."
"But if you replace image with person it'd be murder!"
What are you even talking about?
"But if you replace image with person it'd be murder!"
What are you even talking about?
October 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"I deleted an image."
"But if you replace image with person it'd be murder!"
What are you even talking about?
"But if you replace image with person it'd be murder!"
What are you even talking about?
Dual-wielding, hatchets return, AND I get to do a l'il Doomguy as a treat? I know I'm a simple man and all, but oh baby...
October 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Dual-wielding, hatchets return, AND I get to do a l'il Doomguy as a treat? I know I'm a simple man and all, but oh baby...
Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
September 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
I also love that the Monk arsenal staff lets other classes use the shoulder-sling pose, bonus points for it also locking my arm in that position in combat, so I can just rapid-fire shoulder check groups of enemies.
September 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I also love that the Monk arsenal staff lets other classes use the shoulder-sling pose, bonus points for it also locking my arm in that position in combat, so I can just rapid-fire shoulder check groups of enemies.
"...and I'm drunk!"
Threw together an outfit based around the new Brewfest gear.
#WorldofWarcraft #WoW
Threw together an outfit based around the new Brewfest gear.
#WorldofWarcraft #WoW
September 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"...and I'm drunk!"
Threw together an outfit based around the new Brewfest gear.
#WorldofWarcraft #WoW
Threw together an outfit based around the new Brewfest gear.
#WorldofWarcraft #WoW
I'm partial to digivolving into sacrilege, personally.
September 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I'm partial to digivolving into sacrilege, personally.
Hell yeah, hope you have a good one!
September 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Hell yeah, hope you have a good one!
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
August 31, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
Worth remembering that any time I refer to "it happening," I'm talking about playable ogres.
August 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Worth remembering that any time I refer to "it happening," I'm talking about playable ogres.