Banannie
@heyannie.bsky.social
A woman in a banana costume.
Am I wearing it right now? Obvs.
Am I wearing it right now? Obvs.
Pinned
I’m a conversation killer.
Always have been 🤷🏻♀️
Always have been 🤷🏻♀️
I wonder when my family will notice that the giant lump under the rug is actually my entire body?
December 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I wonder when my family will notice that the giant lump under the rug is actually my entire body?
Whenever I talk, my front tooth vibrates.
It’s fucking annoying.
It’s fucking annoying.
December 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Whenever I talk, my front tooth vibrates.
It’s fucking annoying.
It’s fucking annoying.
I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party.
I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party.
I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party.
I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party.
I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party.
I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party.
I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party.
December 7, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party.
I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party.
I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party.
I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party.
I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party.
I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party.
I’m not going to think about all the weird things I said at the party.
I know I complain a lot, but I live a pretty wonderful life.
After 5 years of loss after loss, it feels like I’m finally getting ahead in life.
It doesn’t look like what I had imagined it would. And I’m so very happy for that.
After 5 years of loss after loss, it feels like I’m finally getting ahead in life.
It doesn’t look like what I had imagined it would. And I’m so very happy for that.
December 7, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I know I complain a lot, but I live a pretty wonderful life.
After 5 years of loss after loss, it feels like I’m finally getting ahead in life.
It doesn’t look like what I had imagined it would. And I’m so very happy for that.
After 5 years of loss after loss, it feels like I’m finally getting ahead in life.
It doesn’t look like what I had imagined it would. And I’m so very happy for that.
It’s back to multiple medical appts a month for me.
I was doing so well.
Or maybe I was avoiding it all so well.
I was doing so well.
Or maybe I was avoiding it all so well.
December 7, 2025 at 6:10 AM
It’s back to multiple medical appts a month for me.
I was doing so well.
Or maybe I was avoiding it all so well.
I was doing so well.
Or maybe I was avoiding it all so well.
Using your age as an excuse only works if you’re under 30 years old.
December 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Using your age as an excuse only works if you’re under 30 years old.
I thought I’d miss the rain but nope.
Okay, I miss it in the middle of summer.
Okay, I miss it in the middle of summer.
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I thought I’d miss the rain but nope.
Okay, I miss it in the middle of summer.
Okay, I miss it in the middle of summer.
I can’t show up if you don’t invite me.
December 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I can’t show up if you don’t invite me.
Off to the blood depot I go.
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Off to the blood depot I go.
Somehow, I have MORE metal in my mouth now.
Glued in place for the next decade.
Glued in place for the next decade.
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Somehow, I have MORE metal in my mouth now.
Glued in place for the next decade.
Glued in place for the next decade.
Was today the day I had my braces taken off?
December 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Was today the day I had my braces taken off?
My day so far:
I’m going on an adventure!
The roads are so clear, the sun is shining! The snow is so pretty!
Wow, that’s a giant pothole.
Okay. That’s a bit of snow.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I’m going on an adventure!
The roads are so clear, the sun is shining! The snow is so pretty!
Wow, that’s a giant pothole.
Okay. That’s a bit of snow.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
December 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
My day so far:
I’m going on an adventure!
The roads are so clear, the sun is shining! The snow is so pretty!
Wow, that’s a giant pothole.
Okay. That’s a bit of snow.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I’m going on an adventure!
The roads are so clear, the sun is shining! The snow is so pretty!
Wow, that’s a giant pothole.
Okay. That’s a bit of snow.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Pantone’s colour of the year is slightly less than bright white and people are already losing their minds.
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Pantone’s colour of the year is slightly less than bright white and people are already losing their minds.
Reposted by Banannie
This is brutal news for 350 families here. The company blames “fibre shortage” and while everyone and their dog will have a response to this, most will avoid the uncomfortable truth that logging companies here have cut too much, too fast, for too long, in too many places.
#bcpoli
#bcpoli
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This is brutal news for 350 families here. The company blames “fibre shortage” and while everyone and their dog will have a response to this, most will avoid the uncomfortable truth that logging companies here have cut too much, too fast, for too long, in too many places.
#bcpoli
#bcpoli
Oh sorry I can’t, I forgot to go to sleep again.
December 3, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Oh sorry I can’t, I forgot to go to sleep again.
I’m still working because of course I am.
December 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I’m still working because of course I am.
When you say “I’m too busy.” what I hear is: “I’m too busy to care.”
December 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
When you say “I’m too busy.” what I hear is: “I’m too busy to care.”
If I do the drugs, will I be less angry?
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If I do the drugs, will I be less angry?
Sleep really is for losers.
I ADHD passed out on the couch at 8:49pm and then woke up at 1:13am, fell back asleep at 4:59am. Am now awake again.
What do I even do with myself now?
I ADHD passed out on the couch at 8:49pm and then woke up at 1:13am, fell back asleep at 4:59am. Am now awake again.
What do I even do with myself now?
November 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Sleep really is for losers.
I ADHD passed out on the couch at 8:49pm and then woke up at 1:13am, fell back asleep at 4:59am. Am now awake again.
What do I even do with myself now?
I ADHD passed out on the couch at 8:49pm and then woke up at 1:13am, fell back asleep at 4:59am. Am now awake again.
What do I even do with myself now?
It smells like wieners outside.
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It smells like wieners outside.
Carney is acting a little Harper Lite.
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Carney is acting a little Harper Lite.
The thing about Bluesky is the lack of ads. Sure, people are selling things and services, but it’s not every two posts in the feed.
It’s so refreshing.
It’s so refreshing.
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The thing about Bluesky is the lack of ads. Sure, people are selling things and services, but it’s not every two posts in the feed.
It’s so refreshing.
It’s so refreshing.
My husband was supposed to be home this weekend and we had plans.
I don’t want to do those plans alone.
I don’t want to do those plans alone.
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My husband was supposed to be home this weekend and we had plans.
I don’t want to do those plans alone.
I don’t want to do those plans alone.
I went to go get the mail and my neighbour got out of her car, arms wide open, walked across the street and hugged me.
I feel better 🥹
I feel better 🥹
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I went to go get the mail and my neighbour got out of her car, arms wide open, walked across the street and hugged me.
I feel better 🥹
I feel better 🥹
I sent an email to 19 people and not one of them replied. I know these people, some of them are family.
So yeah… I guess moving away really pissed some people off. Or I’m just really good at being forgettable.
I really am all alone up here.
So yeah… I guess moving away really pissed some people off. Or I’m just really good at being forgettable.
I really am all alone up here.
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I sent an email to 19 people and not one of them replied. I know these people, some of them are family.
So yeah… I guess moving away really pissed some people off. Or I’m just really good at being forgettable.
I really am all alone up here.
So yeah… I guess moving away really pissed some people off. Or I’m just really good at being forgettable.
I really am all alone up here.